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Bee Thousand poll

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Tractor Rape Chain 8
Echos Myron 7
Gold Star for Robot Boy 5
Buzzards and Dreadful Crows 4
The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory 4
I Am a Scientist 3
Kicker of Elves 3
Smothered in Hugs 3
Queen of Cans and Jars 2
Peep-Hole 1
Hot Freaks 1
Hardcore UFOs 1
Demons Are Real 0
Esther's Day 0
Her Psychology Today 0
A Big Fan of the Pigpen 0
Mincer Ray 0
Awful Bliss 0
Yours to Keep 0
You're Not An Airplane0


― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

Tractor Rape Chain, duh.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't find a thread for this album and it's just about the closest thing I have to a "desert island album", so I'm interested to hear ILM's take on it. Does it still hold up against Crooked Rain Crooked Rain, There's Nothing Wrong With Love and all those other indie pseudo-classics from around the same time? Is it better than Alien Lanes? Is the intentional sabotage of the recordings really that important to the overall effect of the album? (Except for Vampire on Titus, none of their albums prior to this one sounded quite this mutilated). I'd answer yes to all of these but I'm curious what those who aren't hopelessly fascinated by this album have to say.

I'm placing my vote for "Peep-Hole"

I'm looking inside your brain
and Christ it's a cluttered mess
I love you I must confess

― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

smothered in fucken hugs

― electricsound, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Hot Freaks!" uhhh, I mean "Tractor Rape Chain!" No, I mean "Mincer Ray!"

Does it still hold up against Crooked Rain Crooked Rain, There's Nothing Wrong With Love and all those other indie pseudo-classics from around the same time?

Yes. Those albums are also good, but B1000 is better.

Is it better than Alien Lanes?

It's tied with Alien Lanes. In a pinch I'd pick Alien lanes because there is so much more of it.

Is the intentional sabotage of the recordings really that important to the overall effect of the album?

Anyone who says yes is a dweeb.

I actually voted for "Hot Freaks."

Some college friends had a short-lived band called Thigh Man. When I said, "ah a 'Hot Freaks' reference, eh?" the bassist nudged the drummer hard and emphatically said "SEE???" I guess their girlfriends and co-workers weren't making the obvious connection (hardy har har).

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Gold Star For Robot Boy," but only because I forgot "Tractor Rape Chain" was on this.

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Yours to Keep ----->Echos Myron

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm finding this pretty impossible

― da croupier, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Mostly stuck between "Echoes" and "I Am A Scientist"

― da croupier, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Queen of Cans and Jars

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

there should be a SIDE ONE or SIDE TWO option

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Buzzards and Dreadful Crows is my choice.

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh jesus man. Why don't you just force me to pick which of the life-sustaining breaths I've taken is my favorite.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hard one, but "Echos" beats "Gold Star" by virtue of the last "something like that."

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

tractor rape chain

― Zeno, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

If we were going by sides, Side One would win this.
At least, I would choose it.

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

KICKER OF ELVES U TWERPS.

― ian, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

SO HARD. oh wait this is not a pet shop boys poll so I choose Demons Are Real.

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I am a Scientist: Pop genius beamed down from some other planet.

― Emily S., Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

robot boy

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

I like to imagine a world (possibly a much better one) where the only marker that Guided by Voices existed is the track Hot Freaks, which can only be found on some version of Nuggets released in the year 2055. Little is known about this garage band from Ohio, and no recording information is available. This song was the b-side of their only single, of which only 2 copies are known to exist.

― dlp9001, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB91xOkn3b4

― k3vin k., Sunday, 25 October 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZveDF0Biv7Y&feature=related

― k3vin k., Sunday, 25 October 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

Missed this, but that ringing open string on robot boy...

That song would have got my vote

― Fer Ark, Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

I wanna know who the other people are that voted for 'Smothered in Hugs'. You are my best friends for life

― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

too bad this poll didn't take place a few years earlier so we could have had dozens of posts about how much people hated gbv

― velko, Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

such a shame the tobin songs didnt get votes

― k3vin k., Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

hi lorax

i was one

― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Sunday, 25 October 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

I like Tobin's songs on Alien Lanes a lot more than the ones on Bee Thousand.
Especially "Little Whirl."

― Trip Maker, Sunday, 25 October 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

Hardcore UFOs is one of those GBV songs that is like A+++ best song ever if it gets in yr head but the recorded version is kind of disappointing to listen to (see also Teenage FBI and probably 6000 cooler more obscure picks that I can't remember now). Should still have got more than one vote, but I realise there was plenty of other awesome to vote for here.

I am sitting here staring at a 2-year-old poll going "oh! it's THAT one... no, it's THAT one... oh no way, it's gotta be...", which is maybe not the best use of a Monday morning, but hey.

― ein fisch schwimmt im wasser · fisch im wasser durstig (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 26 October 2009 09:39 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

I am a Scientist: Pop genius beamed down from some other planet.

― Emily S.

― Moka, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

I think that describes the entire album.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

The 'Directors Cut' version of BT is a true, modern psychedelic joy.

― BlackIronPrison, Thursday, 10 March 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

in the first place
it's probably just paranoia

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 12 October 2018 00:21 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

Her psychology today
Is
To play the crying game

― calstars, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 23:38 (five years ago)

love the stop-starty drums during that part

― brimstead, Thursday, 29 April 2021 01:27 (five years ago)

And he tells you of the dreamers
But he's cracked up like the road
And he'd like to lift us up, but we're a very heavy load
And we're finally here and shit yeah it's cool
And shouldn't it be - or something like that

...

GUITAR

― Mule, Thursday, 29 April 2021 15:20 (five years ago)

Every time I saw GBV in Philly he always played Echoes Myron because of the Liberty Bell line and everyone would go apeshit like it was an Eagles game.

― keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Thursday, 29 April 2021 19:02 (five years ago)

Which is probably 5-6 times.

― keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Thursday, 29 April 2021 19:02 (five years ago)

I just got suitcase 4 a few weeks ago and it’s pretty cool to hear a lot of these songs in their embryonic form. Some of them are kinda more straight forward than what they became eg “walls and windows” compared to “hardcore ufos”.

― brimstead, Thursday, 29 April 2021 19:41 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Hot freaks came on at the bar
I inhaled deeply

― calstars, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 00:23 (three years ago)

“This one is on the house”
If you say so

― calstars, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 00:24 (three years ago)

one year passes...

happy 30th

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:02 (two years ago)

Playing solos til ten

― calstars, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:16 (two years ago)

we should re-poll

― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 June 2024 21:20 (two years ago)

speed up slow down
go all around in the end

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 21 June 2024 21:29 (two years ago)

give me the cost of the albatross

― brimstead, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:47 (two years ago)

The 33 1/3 book for this is really really great if you’re a big fan

― brimstead, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:47 (two years ago)

Like, it’s only ridiculous if you don’t unequivocally believe in the bee thousand magic,

― brimstead, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:48 (two years ago)

but plenty of actual good first hand information too (sorry for 3x post)

― brimstead, Friday, 21 June 2024 21:48 (two years ago)

“pollard / sprout” ftw, up there at least poetically with the best songwriting duos of all times

― calstars, Friday, 21 June 2024 22:25 (two years ago)

I think the matador vinyl was red maybe? I can’t remember

― calstars, Friday, 21 June 2024 22:45 (two years ago)

red/blue/clear pressings

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Saturday, 22 June 2024 00:19 (two years ago)

Dope

― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 00:46 (two years ago)

i had the CD and would talk about it with anyone who would listen (surprisingly few people but dear ones to this day <3)

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 June 2024 01:37 (two years ago)

so many are called; so few are amplified to rock

― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 June 2024 01:40 (two years ago)

otm!

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 22 June 2024 01:59 (two years ago)

Maybe you’re just hoping for a contact. Could be

― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 02:16 (two years ago)

Shit yeah it’s cool —— and shouldn’t it be?????

― tylerw, Saturday, 22 June 2024 15:33 (two years ago)

“gold star for robot boy” strikes me as their quintessential ditty three days

― brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 June 2024 15:43 (two years ago)

It’s an achievement that there are so many songs on this album and none are skip worthy

― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 19:29 (two years ago)

Wasn't around--"Gold Star for Robot Boy" for sure, the first GBV song I ever heard when someone put it on a mixtape for me.

― clemenza, Saturday, 22 June 2024 19:34 (two years ago)

this is always been my fave but put on side one of alien lanes last week and was blown away at how catchy it was--less weird than this one. i still prefer this one. it's magical.

― a (waterface), Monday, 24 June 2024 11:45 (two years ago)

four months pass...

Her psychology today
Is
To play the crying game

― calstars, Friday, 25 October 2024 00:09 (one year ago)

if i waited
for lessons
and true confessions
that could take all day
but i'm here to stay

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 October 2024 00:13 (one year ago)


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