What's the worst part of this video?

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
The song itself 15
Wine bottle underpants dance 9
Big Puppet Penis 4
THE SONG IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE VAJAYJAY 3
Big Puppet Fingers 2
The band gets "wet" after they start kissing 2
Band gets soaked at the end2
Big Puppet Tongue 1
Singer's sunglasses 1
Guitarist biting fingers 0
Big Electric "G" next to bass player 0


Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

The song, obviously.

Drew Daniel, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

I don't want to vote enough to watch whatever this is.

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

X_o

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

O_x

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

O_O

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

if i had watched this on mute i would have guessed it was a black lips video.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

i voted big puppet tongue.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

I somehow think the winepants underbottle dance is the worst thing here, at least the rest is kind of...abstracted, I guess.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

TOUGHEST POLL SO FAR

John Justen, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pilkey.com/imgs/music-underpants-dance.gif

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

No condom!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

Also, not that I'd expect anyone in this band to know where the G-spot is, but that's not even close!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Whiey G. Weingarten

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

why did i watch that. why

maura, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

that band is worse than the muggs

maura, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

although at least they are sorta concerned about the satisfaction of the young lady involved in the whole thing

i think

maura, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

x_x

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

xp: That's what the winepants underbottle dance is for. For the ladies.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

This is amazing

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

Hello, every blog tomorrow.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'dve voted for "Band's collective facial hair" had it been one of the options.

novaheat, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

the song isn't so bad!

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

I watched and watched even though I correctly foresaw that it would get worse and worse.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

the song is bad (voted appropriately), but I like the concept of the video. Execution was lacking due to terrible facial hair etc

Euler, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

goddammit. van halen should have done a vid like this.

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

I want to punch everyone now.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like tunnelbaby.gif right now

gff, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

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I just vomitted a little in my mouth

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

Worst part is I'll have this song in my head rest of the day, and there's accompanying footage.

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

goddammit, PRINCE should do a vid like this.

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

This should've been done digitally, ala The Cars' "You Might Think" video.

(Yes, I said "digitally".)

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

goddammit. van halen should have done a vid like this.

-- m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 04:25 (13 hours ago

Ha ha ha ha! Yes.

I voted for the song, it's shit.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm somehow surprised that this hasn't been done before.

if i had watched this on mute i would have guessed it was a black lips video.

OTM... same sleazy 'staches. But these seem... less ironic?

Confess: Did anyone actually go to the site mentioned at the end to watch the 'uncensored version'? (I probably would have if I hadn't watched this at work).

Ben Boyerrr, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and SO voting for "The band gets "wet" after they start kissing," which triggered genuine nausea.

Ben Boyerrr, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

The music.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

C'mon people, it's not like these guys are playing in YOUR vajayjays after frolicking about on a beach. It's tacky, yeah, but pretty awesome with it!

Just got offed, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

What's awesome about this video, jgo? (God help me for asking.)

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I have a weakness for self-aware camp, that's all. It's not high art by any means, but sometimes stupid can be fun! (see: early Peter Jackson)

Just got offed, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

Calm down, PP

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

No, you know what Whiney and LJ? This video is AWFUL.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

I never said it wasn't awful! Awful and awesome originally meant more or less the same thing, y'know...

Just got offed, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh okay

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I've got no problem with flesh-eating tomatoes, but self-aware stupidity can sometimes border on "haha, I'm being clever by being stupid."

It's like thinking that the Blink 182 album title Take Off Your Pants and Jacket was wolf-howling hilarity.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

It took me years to figure out that title.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

And yet, for some reason, I gave a pass to Rev. Horton Heat for Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

I just figured it out xpost

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

so many awful things here, ugh

HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was kinda cute. Don't get the hate at all.

dlp9001, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

It took me years to figure out that title.

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, November 7, 2007 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

me too hahahahaha

latebloomer, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

then again i wasn't really paying attention to blink 182

latebloomer, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

The 2000-2003 years of me having to voicetrack weekend alt-rock shifts took their toll.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't there a thread where we mention LP titles with puns we missed? I didn't pick up on the no-more-coke joke of Done With Mirrors until it was mentioned in there (or some other thread.)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

For all the slow ILXors, they should have called it Take Off Your Pants And Manipulate Your Genitals To Orgasm

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 8 November 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

wait, so the pun isn't "pants"?

John Justen, Thursday, 8 November 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Big Puppet Penis

gman, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Monday, 19 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

jesus chriiiiist, I'm not going to make an aesthetic judgement, I'll leave it at the fingers being a hundred times more nauseating than that tree guy that everyone's so nauseated by. I ain't gonna sleep well tonight.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 19 November 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

The song itself 15
THE SONG IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE VAJAYJAY 3

The Reverend, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)


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