I want to start a symphonic metal band called... (wait for it)...

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BACH WITH A VENGEANCE!

(pointless thread of the week, I know)

the next grozart, Friday, 9 November 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

BEET*OVEN

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 9 November 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, in my high school "guitar class" one afternoon (which consisted of all the burnouts sitting around and teaching each other riffs while the deadbeat teacher read behind his desk) this one kid was shredding away with the hammer-ons. This other kid goes, "Wow! What's that?"

"Bach"

Everyone looked around, very impressed. The kid shreds some more, then stops and goes-

"Bach at the Moon!"

bendy, Friday, 9 November 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

Strapping Young Laderman

moley, Friday, 9 November 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know why i'm still laughing at bach at the moon

jaxon, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

Bach in Black

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

Anthems To The Wagner at Dusk

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

The Mozart of Balance

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

I am so lame.

Jeff Treppel, Friday, 9 November 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

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You've been NOTIFIED!

Craig D., Friday, 9 November 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

My violin teacher has a group where they play Bach in the style of Chick Corea, and they call it...

Bach to the Future.

jonathan - stl, Friday, 9 November 2007 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, shame. I'd go check out a band called (wait for it)

StanM, Friday, 9 November 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)

waiting...

Spencer Chow, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh!

Spencer Chow, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

But then, all the fictional band names I come up with are weak conceptual jokes and wouldn't work in reality ("Hello, we're The Headliners!" "Good evening, we're Cancelled and we really hoped there would be more people here tonight" "We are the Special Guests and the next song is from our new album called TBA")

StanM, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)

I still think Free Beer is a winner.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

oooh, that's a good one.

StanM, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

B-b-but "Bach" isn't pronounced like "back" at all!

Tuomas, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

More shameless puns:

Ultraviolins
OrcheStrat

Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'd go with Bob Mahler - symphonic reggae anyone?

NickB, Friday, 9 November 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

Haydn Seek on tour with Caged Silence

Øystein, Friday, 9 November 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

Mozarthead - No Sleep 'Til Hindemith

NickB, Friday, 9 November 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

XenaKiss

Noodle Vague, Friday, 9 November 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

Kagelfar - Thrash Or Ives
Messiaen Marcolin - Epicus Romanticus Woodwindicus

Øystein, Friday, 9 November 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)


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