The Jets: Classic or Dud?

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I've been playing "Curiosity" non-stop for about a month now. Their self-titled debut was the first album I bought with my own money. Almost two decades later, their singles are still great. We need another huge family act from St. Paul by way of Samoa!

Dan Perry, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I could never tell them from Huey Lewis and the News.

Kris, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

their christmas album is one of the best novelty LPs of all time.

give me one more chance to make it real.

http://gygax.pitas.com, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I could never tell them from Huey Lewis and the News.

Here's a helpful way to tell them apart: Hewy Lewis songs are sung by a man; Jets songs (at least the singles) are sung by women.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh wait, I had them confused with the Bus Boys.

Kris, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four answers and no football jokes? i'm impressed.

quiet, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Search: Namath Destroy: Gastineau

J Blount, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Little known fact: Originally Britney's debut LP was supposed to feature a cover of "You've Got It All Over Him", but it was dropped. My generation's "Cocksucker Blues".

J Blount, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...
Another one for Dan.

"Gonna ROCKET 2 you!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

These guys were just awesome.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

I've got a crush on them!

hank (hank s), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ashley Jet is hot while Whynowna Jet is not

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

wait no its the other way around

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

so SO classic.

Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Gimme one more chance to make it real.

Hey, didn't they perform the "Rescue Rangers" theme song?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Lisa Lisa was better. :P

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

so classic, i mean, C'MON

http://ffbookmarks.com/images/NFL%20Player%20Photos/The%20New%20York%20Sack%20Exhange-Poster.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 17 August 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

MAKE IT REAL
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
MAKE IT REAL
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
MAKE IT REAL

Matt P, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

IS SHE JUST A PLAYTHING?

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

I gotta crush! on! you!

Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

You gotta be smart/Don't start/Drin-king hurts!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm_QilrHkh8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Jets, fool.

flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

Back when I worked in a downtown record store, and was really up to date with pop music, I used to love "You Got It All."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5rg05ZQNs&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1&safe=active

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Both of the above are all time classics.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Tongan Latter Day Saints

james "blood" libel (buzza), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

We used to sell them tons of gear back in the day (they were MPLS locals) and they were super super nice - esp considering they were basically this massive family all living on a single kinda crappy tour bus

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, I haven't heard those songs in 20 years...great stuff

calstars, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://open.spotify.com/track/5CWxo7RaRluyUF7MlcuYPT

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://open.spotify.com/album/72xhyE2bccVI7LbPl3bBhz

^_^

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

I'm skeptical their new album will do anything other than suck, but they sure look good:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/798246_544893558911118_2108054725_o.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

wait, that is so not the original lineup, not unless one of the guys transitioned

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

Love this band.

Hooks on Phoenix worked for me (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I think the oldest brother retired and one of the younger sisters came onboard.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

wait, that is so not the original lineup, not unless one of the guys transitioned

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 1:34 PM Bookmark

ha, I had this exact same thought

we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

jesus christ do I love "You Got It All"

one of those songs I heard a lot in my childhood and liked and forgot about and re-discovered it here last year and man....that chorus, those key changes in the verse....

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 22:27 (ten years ago)

Jets, fool.

calstars, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 02:06 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

omfg this live version!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Vu5j4eVho

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:38 (nine years ago)

wait what the fuck she was TWELVE when the original was recorded?

the voice sounds young, but very mature for a 12 year old. that is blowing my mind!

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:44 (nine years ago)

(on the original, smartasses - I know she's a grown woman in the video I posted)

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:44 (nine years ago)

the best song ever written, and by rupert holmes at that

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)

dude could write hooks. I loved his musical The Mystery of Edwin Drood.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:47 (nine years ago)

my other favorite of theirs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5UV-D7eFDM

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

so good

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)

JETS

calstars, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 23:39 (nine years ago)

Little known fact: Originally Britney's debut LP was supposed to feature a cover of "You've Got It All Over Him", but it was dropped. My generation's "Cocksucker Blues".
― J Blount, Wednesday, April 24, 2002 8:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good thing - it was fucking terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9jTzZAFc8A

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:04 (nine years ago)

yeah i searched for that a couple a months ago. not as bad as aaron carter's "crush on you" but still p bad

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:12 (nine years ago)

ok waht

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:14 (nine years ago)

It is taking everything in me right now not to hate-listen to that Britney cover.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

it has chintzy instrumentation compared to the original, but mostly it's just her pipes weren't up to it so she drowned it in really ridiculous-sounding melisma.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:19 (nine years ago)

at least if it'd been mid-career she'd have made it into a dance tune or somefin

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

actually the instrumentation isn't horrible, it just sounds like the bands that play on Kids Disney cds

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

it has chintzy instrumentation compared to the original

the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AettOduIHjk

Cheesy '80s instrumentation was built into the song. Rupert Holmes:

I thought it would be a challenge to see if I can write a love song that sounds appropriate sung by a 14-year-old girl. This was before we had all the Britneys, Mandy Moores, and all these teen stars. I purposely tried to write a very clear, simple, unaffected lyric that would have a little lilt to it, that would be a positive song for a young girl getting over her first heartbreak. Letting her know that this boy she just lost, or who didn't treat her appreciatively, was not going to be the only boy she'd ever have as a boyfriend.

Lee626, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 09:20 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfDQKqVGCsE

how's life, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 12:03 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

uhhhhh going back upthread, the Holmes version posted isn't the original, it's a demo track with a scratch vocal that wasn't released to the public until 2007.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 16 February 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

the 'chintzy instrumentation' was because it was a demo

Neanderthal, Thursday, 16 February 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

eleven months pass...

Have you guys heard the CHRISTMAS WITH THE JETS album?

calstars, Saturday, 20 January 2018 01:36 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

Hearing “Crush on you” in the wild is great

calstars, Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:15 (five years ago)

“No more charades, my hearts been displayed “
Damn

calstars, Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:17 (five years ago)

six months pass...

Surprised that Christmas with the Jets was still in print, at least digitally (I'm listening to it on Apple Music). Alas, it's terrible--all originals, despite some deceptively titled songs ("This Christmas," "I'll Be Home For Christmas"), and all schmaltzy, bloodless ballads. The most impressive thing about the album might be how quickly they managed to turn around a cover of "Somewhere Out There" (the An American Tail song): the Linda Ronstadt/James Ingram version debuted on the Billboard charts the week of November 15, 1986 (a week ahead of the film's theatrical release), while the Jets album was released on November 30 of the same year!

Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 22:51 (four years ago)

ts not great but all alone on christmas eve is pretty nice imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsPr-nRxms

Spottie, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 23:17 (four years ago)

one year passes...

I wonder how the Jets family is doing now, just as a family.

Josefa, Friday, 22 April 2022 04:13 (three years ago)

Half the siblings sued the other half and now there are two separate Jets bands, each with 4 original members

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 22 April 2022 05:22 (three years ago)

dang, like a Gene Loves Jezebel thing.

peace, man, Friday, 22 April 2022 09:23 (three years ago)

one year passes...

You must have heard it from my best friend
Can’t keep a secret to save her life

calstars, Friday, 25 August 2023 02:18 (two years ago)

eleven months pass...

jets are the playing at the bar I can probably die happy now

calstars, Monday, 19 August 2024 02:14 (one year ago)

what bars are you hanging out at

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2024 02:29 (one year ago)

all the right ones

calstars, Monday, 19 August 2024 02:32 (one year ago)

I caught a fun interview with… i think it was moana? on a local polynesian community podcast which played what i seem to recall was a great demo version of ‘make it real’, the first song i was ever obsessed with as a kid. i guess I don’t remember details but it ruled.

he/him hoo-hah (map), Monday, 19 August 2024 19:58 (one year ago)

One of my fav 80s ballads

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2024 22:48 (one year ago)

Re: You Got It All

Moana Wolfgramm and Elizabeth Wolfgramm were only aged 10 and 12 respectively when they recorded their vocals for the song, and Elizabeth had difficulty connecting with the lyrics because she was too young to grasp the romantic feelings. The manager told her to imagine she was singing it to a puppy.

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2024 22:50 (one year ago)

Wow, there were 17 kids in that family, and only the youngest eight were in The Jets.

I'm partial to Haini Wolfgramm, one because that's an awesome name and two because he sang lead on "Rocket 2 U," my favorite Jets song.

Josefa, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 02:06 (one year ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islanders_and_Mormonism

that particular article doesn't really go into it, but in mormon areas of the u.s. you'll find polynesian communities that are often ghettoized. the conversion and emigration became a weird facsimile of colonialism and quasi slavery, see for a particularly disturbing example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iosepa,_Utah

i don't know the backstory of how the wolfgramms ended up in robbinsdale, mn.

i remember the cassette tape of "magic" and playing it in my little dual deck boombox, rewinding "make it real" over and over again. my parents made sure to buy us pop music made by mormons. the nylons were another family fav (mormon men's a capella group). i must have been 5 yo.

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 20 August 2024 02:27 (one year ago)

neway i played 'crush on you' at my dj gig last friday before anyone was on the floor, sounded better than ever.

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 20 August 2024 02:31 (one year ago)

one year passes...

I LOOOOOOVED YOUUUUU

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 November 2025 16:55 (four days ago)

otm

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 November 2025 00:26 (three days ago)


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