who would win in a cock-off: bowie, iggy, lou or Prince?

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which rock star has the biggest schlong?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
iggy	23
prince	8
bowie	2
lou	0

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Judging by the various anecdotes and interviews:

Iggy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bowie > Prince > Lou

― snoball, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

^ for real though

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gerardmalanga.com/hires/0026.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/prince.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/Marley2Hendrix/jared45kj.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/images/ezine/LouReed.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Potential objective evidence from Cynthia Plastercaster.

― moley, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

real answer: MOMUS

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

that one-eyed monster

― latebloomer, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

bowie as vince neil's british cousin, or something.

― Eisbaer, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Prince's cock is 800x longer than Bowie's.

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

someone here has to have seen Lou Barlow's cock

― zaxxon25, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Answer: Jon Langford!

― JN$OT, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

hoos otm'ing iggy's junk is the greatest! : )

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

(a) size doesn't matter (b) Jim Kerr

― Emily S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Iggy's junk?

http://www.chp.ca.gov/dre/images/heroin/heroin2.gif

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Prince wins for this alone:

http://www.foxnews.com/images/260898/2_62_prince_silhouette1.jpg

― stephen, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Gotta be Iggy.

― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 15 November 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

prince, definitely.

― andi, Thursday, 15 November 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

Huey Lewis

― will, Thursday, 15 November 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Sunday, 18 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Huey Lewis

cock not dick

― snoball, Sunday, 18 November 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

the vote will go to whichever artist is best-liked by the people reading the thread, which is...kinda interesting

― J0hn D., Sunday, 18 November 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

i like them all. bowie's my favorite, but, there's just something about prince. i think he'd have a huge cock.

― andi, Sunday, 18 November 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

he always looks like he's hiding something.

― andi, Sunday, 18 November 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

By all accounts Buddy Holly had an enormous cock.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Sunday, 18 November 2007 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

Woo-ee-ooh, I'm hung just like Buddy Holly

― The Reverend, Sunday, 18 November 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Lou is personally campaigning to win this contest!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 18 November 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Monday, 19 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

poor lou

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 November 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

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