SMELL YO DICK

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the almost happend to me
thank god i washed my dick with shampoo

it works, i got the idea from dane cook

"Smell Yo Dick" > Radiohead

I just saw this earlier today. For ten minutes, I thought it was the greatest single of the year. Then I couldn't stand it! And now I think I already love it again.

"Smell Yo Dick" > Radiohead

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:34 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

POLL

This is the best thing ever since Dude N Nem.

whose dicks would smell like mcdonald's.

at first i laughed....but now i keep playing it

r kelly esque

This is the best thing ever since Dude N Nem.

-- The Reverend, Monday, November 12, 2007 10:36 PM (Monday, November 12, 2007 10:36 PM) Bookmark Link

whose dicks would smell like mcdonald's.

-- J0rdan S., Monday, November 12, 2007 10:37 PM (Monday, November 12, 2007 10:37 PM) Bookmark Link

Can someone who isn't banned from noize O_o this?

OH PLEASE

So is this whole "Cupid Shuffle"/"Smell Yo Dick"/? late-90s So So Def Allstars amateurish bass&b thing a trend?

the harmonies in the chorus are so nice

Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, & Dude N Nem in....American Big Mac

the harmonies in the chorus are so nice

-- J0hn D., Tuesday, 13 November 2007 06:47 (44 seconds ago) Link

someone don't call geir.

actually wait geir on "smell yo dick" would be pretty priceless.

"Smell Yo Dick" (Hongroe remix)

Bring on the "smell yo dick" dance

I... I am speechless here.

i like the sweetness of the lyrics n melody - like can i smell yr dik not let me smell yr dik now motherfucker - tender, absurd, ominous.

What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.

Question mark?

Sexy results?

learn from the crue: fuk a breakfast burrito

I am flabbergasted. Happy, but flabbergasted.

Made me cry

I think that if you are SO worried your man is cheating on you that you feel compelled to smell his nuts in order to prove his fidelity to yourself, your relationship is doomed (along with probably all of your future relationships).

Among the related videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434xVBOzrYo

I am flabbergasted. Happy, but flabbergasted.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:39 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^even white dudes are feeling this song

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I wish bitches wouldn't smell my dick

LikebutterscotchYo (2 weeks ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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This shit happend to me. Now all the bitches have more way to find out what the fellas really are doing at night thanks to this song.

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LOl - OK my question is where u being faithful or were u busted?????

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didn't get caught up. the secret is to take a shower befor you come home but don't use sope, because you don't want to smell like another brods bodywash.

darkxero01 (3 days ago)
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the almost happend to me
thank god i washed my dick with shampoo

it works, i got the idea from dane cook

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:31 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if this video was sparked by dane cook, then it might make up for his career

I cannot get enough of this song

It's damn near as good as "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah," which is currently my #1 fave single of the year.

not as good as this song by the Outhere brothers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYba6bt4aA

smell yo dick is so much better than that in the ass song

smell yo dick > a day in the life

No way, I mean Smell Yo Dick is funny but you can DANCE to "fuck you in the ass"!!1!!!! i told you i'd shoot, but you didn't believe me...why didn't you believe me

can i get a 12" single of this?

YOU GUYS

IMAGINE THE "SMELL YO DICK" EUROHOUSE REMIX

chopped/screwed

"Smell Yo Dick (Lorena Bobbitt mix)"

This song is beautiful.

it's pretty melodic too geir will like this.

Keyshia Cole is going to be mad that she didn't jump on this.

it's not as good as the new keyshia cole song with missy, that's real pretty. or the new rhianna song. but this is pretty good, better than the usual LOLcrazy! joke song.

I almost killed my wife by playing this song for her, oops.

you guys hang with oops? awesome

uh

I Love 2007

This song sucks as bad as 2007.

This song is like the moment people who go to Kill Whitey parties dream about all day long.

All Day I Dream About "Smell Yo Dick"

heh that was a great time.

the new missy track is ill, at least.

hittin the big time in spin this month:

a pic taken w/ photobooth so it's backwards

http://i29.tinypic.com/65znyt.jpg

what it says:

"11. Riskay, feat. Aviance and Real 'Smell Yo Dick'- An embittered young Florida rapper institutes a new policy for her unfaithful love interest. Catchy, timeless and with a positive, proactive message."

there's a remix of it up on palmsoutsounds from a few weeks back, if anyone cares? all i can say about it is that there are handclaps and more electro stabs. and basically, none of the verses are in it. and there are moments where the word 'dick' is just sampled over and over and over again. it's a big chorus of dicks.

i kinda like it, though i miss hearing her talk about 'dirty-foot bitches'

not much better than a big chorus of dicks.

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/3VedYK_W7oQM8Xh7kH7kKQ/l

touch my dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--LPOOSEUaI

"a lot of other rappers/producers/rap dudes would be ready to beat the shit out of that dick toucher. rza is a cool guy."

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ya best protect ya dick

colegio82 (1 week ago)

I would've done it too. He would've invited me backstage tho.

tomfrankly (2 days ago)

wrong, you cabinet-headed tree nigga.

lol just heard an interview with riskay. she said the song was based on a true story!

errr, official video?

lol this wound up on my youtube suggested page when I was watching Wendy Ho vidz. I totally forgot about this song. It's just so audacious because you know there couldn't be a guy version of the song.

...Eman, don't get any ideas...

in the club with dirty-foot biiitches tbrr

SMELL MY DICK WAIT A MINUTE HOLD UP

ummm i just looked this up again and saw this link in the related videos section. i don't know if i'm more shocked by the fact that riskay has a vevo or that the radio edit actually turned out to be "smell that chick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpnpOIdm4aI

"dirty foot bitches" = "dirty foot pigeons"
"don't cut hers then try to cut mine"
"even though i got meat to go 'round"
ETC ETC

HAHA wow. everybody's guesses seemed to make the most sense above, and they choose one that changes the meaning of the chorus. ridick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be56PduG-jo

so i had to get up really early for a conference call, and the alarm goes off, and this song is in my head.

the thing that kills me is "so what you NEED to do..."

thanks guys, I was enjoying nice music and now I'll just be humming this til June-ish

Good times, great memories.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, January 12, 2008 7:46 PM (3 years ago)

i sing this song at least once a month

some frightening possibilities regarding context there

really can't believe this song/thread is 3 years old

really can't believe we never saw this performed at the Grammys

okay I might be lying

(but seriously, if Arcade Fire had busted out with this I would have run out and bought all of their albums)

SOMETHIN'S GOIN ON CAN I SMELL YO DICK

Oh this song

fav thing about this song is how the guys verse is all "NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU SMELLING MY DICK" really aggressive for like 25 seconds

in the club with dirtyfoot biiiiiitches

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/28bf8c0046/megan-mullally-nick-offerman-rap-about-dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd5UkWHnQhA

!

They are the worst people since Iceage.

feel pretty cool for knowing the original

Goddammit, Offerman.

unsurprising; this song has been the reddit crowd's go-to for generally making fun of R&B for years. like if 5 years from now people were still sarcastically referring to "that timeless pop classic, 'Friday.'"

The original song is good and funny; they appear to be covering it on this premise, not to mock it.

you really think so? with an introduction like "this song is like a poem"? not everyone is a music critic

i couldn't even get halfway through, just really uncomfortable

so late to the party on this one... damn

an unimpeachable classic

lmao

"Smell Yo Dick" (Hongroe remix)

― The Reverend, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:51 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when this turned up in Dumb and Dumber To I think it said many things about that movie, but just what they were idk

you can keep jim carrey

a friend and I randomly kept singing this in a bar tonight. damn ten years old

i might break bread with one or two strippers
but that don't mean you gotta pull my zipper

I'm reminded of this song all the time. It was a nice novelty tune.