stupid fucking hippies

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White Rasta guys, with long dreadlocks and beards... red, yellow and green hemp sacks hanging around their grubby necks... baggy tye-died pants and kung fu shoes... big fat beanies on their heads. Selling incense, sitting in the drum circle, munching on an organic plum.

What can we do to stop this?

(I like reggae BTW, but I don't feel the need to dress like Peter Tosh.)

― Andy, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like hanging out with them while looking and dressing as whitebread as humanly possible.

― Stuart, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vanilla Ice to thread. Vanilla Ice to thread.

― Lord Custos, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Give up - there is no stopping trustafarians. Trust me, I've tried.

― J Blount, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

see here

― Chris, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just came back from bar which played J.Lo every other half hour. I was stuck in Poof Ditty Hell. So the idea of SFHippies seems not too bad. I'll feel different in a couple of hours though.

― nathalie, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey Andy, I'll happily join your shame squad or whatever you have in mind. Big Mountain = a nadir of Western civilization.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh, expertly timed question--it's Jazzfest in New Orleans, where trust-fund hippie shits from all over come to "boogie down" to INCREDIBLY CRAPPY MUSIC for like TWO WEEKS. Every "rock" club in town is booked with nasty patchouli-drenched fucks playing one scale over and over and over again to the delight of their mindless, mushroom-addled followers.

Is there a worse band in the world than the String Cheese Incident? Maybe it's Leftover Salmon, or Karl Denson's Tiny Universe, or any other shitty "jam band" (exceptions: Sound Tribe Sector 9, North Mississippi All Stars).

In my advanced age I've mainly learned to swallow my hatred for most people but hippie kids just burn me up. Fuck them all.

― adam, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Try waving a bar of soap in front of one, I hear it works like garlic to a vampire.

― chimchim, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sorry, you've misjudged the modern-day hippie. i think you've been induced into seeking dramatisations of meer memories? you couldnt recognize a hippie if they bounced off you in a chick correa mosh pit vaulting/pike--tuck...ahh...spread-eagle-body-surf-to-washroom to breath deep and wonder about evil fucks who condemn gathering and simple expressions of interest.

if someone doesn't know something...god help them from you and your love!

― tree, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Ents have gone insane.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

im just making a case for legitamacy beyond drag. y'know?

― tree, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and so that begs the question: 'who are the real hippies anyways?' i put my vote in for 'the hippy analog portapak video revolution'. yeah he's hip enough!

― tree, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, Andy... but I take it you live in the Bay Area.. so you're fucked. At least in Seattle, trustafarians usually end up converting to either A) crackheads or B) Canadians.

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

money. no money. very good, we have advanced ourselves significantly!

― tree, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Burn them. Please. All of them. And their dogs-on-strings.

― Nick Southall, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We all need one of those

HIPPIE KILLER

shirts that Ozzy was wearing the other night....

― mss, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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