1,000 things you MUST KNOW if you are to be a reporter for the NME

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1. "Drive In Saaturday" by David Bowie

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

2. When to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, when to walk away, when to run.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

3. which way to pass the port

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

4. the warden of a front-rank oxbridge college (if that's a "thing")

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

^^^how come you're not down in Southwark now then?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago)

i know right

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago)

oh shit was it clockwise or anticlockwise

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000063DMX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

5. This season's Prozone stats for Matty Taylor

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

6. The Kaiser Chiefs aren't racist because they stole their name from the black man's football team.

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

7. Paul Morley invented Trevor Horn, killed punk with Frankie Goes To Hollywood and fucked Claudia Brucken. Tim Jonze upset Morrissey and once had a drink with that bloke out of The Klaxons.

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

8. Where the tissues are.

Pete W, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

9. The Aja/Dante Board should be brought back to ILX.

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

10. Where the white women at?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

7. Paul Morley invented Trevor Horn, killed punk with Frankie Goes To Hollywood and fucked Claudia Brucken.

^overqualified for the job!

Pashmina, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

haha

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

pato as nme editor would be a magnificent thing

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago)

pato and marcello running tings would be very heaven

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

i think i had a go at pato the other week, i now refute that, as long as he directs his comic energies towards fronting a major musical publication

dream team: pato, marcello, perpetua, hongro, queen

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

dream team: pato, marcello, perpetua, hongro, queen

i'd buy that for a dollar.

mark e, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.radcity.net/5899/1844057.jpg

L-R: pato, marcello, perpetua, hongro, queen

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

hongro and ethan could do a 'collins and maconie' style double-act.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

with occasional input from roger adultery

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago)

what makes some of them surname and some of them first name?

blueski, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago)

"Dave and Fatthew" are both common first names, thus incorrect to refer to them as such.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

and Geir is the most popular boys name in Britain since X & Y was released.

blueski, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

"Hongro" has more gravitas than "Geir"

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 12:01 (seventeen years ago)

Louis Paterson

blueski, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 12:02 (seventeen years ago)

morph

electricsound, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago)


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