BROKEN LANGUAGE POLL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzcdmGINcqI

That's a weird-ass way to end the song.

"The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator "

I was gonna do this thread.

You snooze, you.. uh.. win something or other.

the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter

Yeah, that one was close.

wheres the verbs at

the agent noun overuser

thats why the language is broken, duh

the ass waxer

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b285/tinkertot/butthair.jpg

Nothing makes you look more douchey than ass-sideburns.

The face splitter, human disgrace getter

I know I'll get sonned into oblivion for saying this, but I always wanted to hear a backpack MC like Slug flip a version of this where it's all self-loathing.

"the ball-dropper, the Paxil-popper, the first-week sales belly-flopper, the 5 am Amazon one-click web shopper"

the title would obviously be "Broken Home" or something.

"Smoke And Anguish"

I'd seriously record the song myself, but the world needs another MySpace rapper like it needs another hole in the ozone layer.

guys i totally thought this was about that dalek album abandoned language and i am so embarassed now

Vahid, Whiney, and HOOS straight sonning themselves.

"sonning" <- awk.

It's a verb, you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QEzJe6_ok

human asthma breath taker body dump waster

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

hah someone at soulstrut wrote this:

the vest sweater wearer, action figurine package tearer, the novelty tie rocker, self inflicted cock blocker, the mayonaise spreader, the watch french flick double header, the wannabe big thinker, soy milk drinker, the sandal on the foot guy, the 'gee they seem scary' dont even look guy, the shook guy, the 'will people think im smart' if I say I read this book guy, the police teller, the hair geller, the inaccurately described record seller, the scented candle smeller, the fruit of the loom appologist, the amateur psyhcologist, the self apointed this is why they flopped dead career pathologist, the im trying real hard but im as cool as an ologist, the side parting comber, the small boner, the frequent mom phoner, the friday night home aloner, the girl not haver, the sock stabber, the recycled paper bagger, the mr send cheap cheese and wine hamper

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

More people posted in this thread than actually voted.

my vote is for 'frequent mom phoner'

ooops i thought i voted

http://nahright.com/news/2008/02/28/redman-method-man-broken-language-2008/

OMG

Bumped for Mackro Mackro, who I would assume is on the side of "The white girl gangbanger".

Chuck D's "No" was based on the "Broken Language" cadence. Awes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qWF2TNSjUc

http://nahright.com/news/2008/02/28/redman-method-man-broken-language-2008/

OMG

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 28, 2008 2:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

:D

I PISS GAS AND BREATH ETHER

the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter 0

man i'm sad i missed this poll, but the red and meth is dope

the original might be my fav rap song ever

"the cunt man"

the meth and red one isnt as good as i hoped it would be. meth doesnt sound serious enough about it. too jovial. i thought they would be more vicious on it. redman sounds right though.

We got gats, ?drunk and lets lounging?
We hustlers, street rock bubblers, thuggers, hallway muggers
Lone sharks, the gang members in the park
Crack head money getters until it's dark
Bums pushing shopping carts
Car jackers, pimps, the money makers
Blacks, the crackers, stop ??? stack stackers
Bundle swingers, luitenant package bringers
Bosses, the workers, the contaminated ?in triggers?
Dope slingin, weed smokers, corner standers
Big willie block demanders
Freaks, the hungry shorties that creep with heat
Scheem a bit, money dreams
Beemers that beam
Gamblers everyday hustling for that cream

[Trigga Tha Gambler]
We got extortoners let loose, precautioners
?Red tooth? drug infested ?foster cousins?
Jake The Snakes doubling crossing ya
Shell spitters that spit
Chicks that got convicted and aquitted
Credit scams that ain't legit
Always stay pissy, risking the risky to do the risky
Stripper tippers tipping till they're tipsy, cops out to get me
Suicide attempts, players and pimps
?Hours? screw us, do us that do dirt and dirt do-ers
Block bsuters that bust, attitude gritty
Stay clean cut and jiggy, Bad Boy like Puff and Biggie
The rapper dismissal, money hungry getting rich bowel movements
Shitting hits, pissing pistols

[Chorus 2X: All]
Gotta get your hustle on
Gotta make cream, gotta make moves
You know the deal ya'll, when the cash get slow
Re-up, you know, make them power moves, it's all about the hustle

[Rhyme Recka]
Peep the scheem, the American dream, hustlers theme
Cash rulers everything, so I fiend, plot and scheem
Street soldier, high roller, money folder
International street player, range rover
Mottarola, sky pager, hell raiser
Gun blaser, nickel plated burner with the lazer
The rusty razor cuts chops, little white rocks
We don't play, blowing up spots from block to block
Cock the glock, make the drop, shake the cops
Three sixty five, the Rhyme Recka don't stop

[Smoothe Da Hustler]
Everyday crooks, switching from gangstas to snitches
With hugs and kisses from mister to misses
And pants and shirts down to blouses and skirts
Wannabees to experts, cock the glock for that turf
But same ?acp? yo ?lady did you see what?
My motto is to damage the industry
But basically facing us you're crazy
Be the Nexx Level? Never that, no ifs, ands, or maybes

[Trigga Tha Gambler]
It went from premeditated to impulse, teflon through your door
Went from ex con to entreprenuer
Peep the switch up, I'm all up in your face like po nine with my stick up
Ready for the slip up, pick up, even move wrong
I spark crooks, chronics, unexplainable how I'm seeing dough like Garth Brooks
But every guy ever try stepping up a wind
Better step up to again and put to rest the talk, hustlin

[Chorus 3X]

lol at

the vest sweater wearer, action figurine package tearer, the novelty tie rocker, self inflicted cock blocker, the mayonaise spreader, the watch french flick double header, the wannabe big thinker, soy milk drinker, the sandal on the foot guy, the 'gee they seem scary' dont even look guy, the shook guy, the 'will people think im smart' if I say I read this book guy, the police teller, the hair geller, the inaccurately described record seller, the scented candle smeller, the fruit of the loom appologist, the amateur psyhcologist, the self apointed this is why they flopped dead career pathologist, the im trying real hard but im as cool as an ologist, the side parting comber, the small boner, the frequent mom phoner, the friday night home aloner, the girl not haver, the sock stabber, the recycled paper bagger, the mr send cheap cheese and wine hamper

What happened to the poll results?

not many ppl voted?

Almost as good as the Quiks Groove one.

Oh weird. When I opened the thread before the results had completely disappeared but now they are back.