rolling ringtone thread 2008

You ain't heard the new Jim Jones and Corbin Bleu mixtape? Shit is fire.

Hell Rell & AJ

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2246/dipsetmusicalti1.jpg

"Juelz Montana" was funny, every other joke that's been made about this has been sub-custos.

Probably true.

this new rhymefest that's all michael jackson shit is dead serious

Que?

thriller remake thing?

this shit here. beats all from mj/jackson 5 tunes, the first genuinely funny interludes ("conversations" between mike & rhymefest) that i've heard in ages. great shit.

or here's the hiphopdx link so you can stream the shit. you can dl it on dude's myspace i think.

oh i was thinking you were talking about that MJ shit kanye and will.i.am are working on.

this is just weird cause i didn't connect with blue collar at all, but i downloaded this just for the gimmick of all mj tracks and i'm loving this.

Murdapolis08
COME ON MAN HE COULDNT HAVE GOT THE REAL MIKE THATS LIKE GUCCI MANE COULD GET DAVID BOWIE ON A TRACK.

pretty salient shit right there

tbh something kitschy like this has always seemed like rhymefest's final destination

THATS LIKE GUCCI MANE COULD GET DAVID BOWIE ON A TRACK.

ok this

i'm sayin man, this is funny and lyrical and it knocks and it's all my favorite jackson 5 shit and whatnot, i fully expect to be bumpin this through like march or some shit.

i can't remember jack shit about his record but the beats on this are actually reeally fucking good and fest seems way less annoying than i think i thought he was.

i think he picked up a sense of humor between point A and point B.

which thankfully separates him from the consequences and kwelis of the world

Yeah I need to check that mixtape out, I really like Rhymefest as a rapper and his whole persona and sense of humor (way more than Lupe if I'm gonna go with the obvious comparison), but all that Mark Ronson/Citizen Cope/Strokes bullshit on his album kinda ruined it.

haha the words "Kool G Rap featuring Haylie Duff" also murder all Disneyset jokes ever.

the fuck is this thread?

i dunno, but the subject line sucks. start a new one if you can't think of a better title.

^^^^

I can't believe dudes made this.

Juvenile vs Jubilee

Ban whitey.

The fact that at least ten or so people saw fit to involve themselves in that is mind-blowing.

new weezy

"When I taught my son how to shoot a gun it was because I owned a legal, registered shotgun at my house. When I bought it from the gun store, the guy asked me if I had kids in the house. He said, “When your kids get to a certain age, you gotta teach them how to shoot. Because if you don’t, when the gun is in the house, the kid is going to get curious and play with it. But if you teach him how to shoot the gun, then the kid is going to understand the power that the weapon has.” When [my son] turned seven, I asked him what he wanted for his birthday, and he told me to take him to the range and teach him how to shoot the gun. I said aright because when he gets older, I was gonna have to teach him anyways. When [my daughter] gets older, I’m going to [tell her about it as well]."

prodigy interivew

this thread should've been called "To The Batmobile: Rolling Snap '08"

I regret posting this title in the other thread. It sucks.

ok so i'm sensing a consensus. do we reboot? somebody make a new thread.

btw NEW ISH FROM THE KING OF THE BURBS and it's kinda serious!

that wayne track hoos posted is on the leak ep.

hey dudes,

i got an itunes gift certificate for xmas from gramma...i wanna get something i've never heard before that's awesome.

i was thinking about Z-Ro? i've never really heard him.

either that or for some reason I've never had any Cormega records...

suggestions?

Hyphy Hitz?

tvt hyphy comp :-/

I know what it is, I was suggesting it to M@tt!

actual saigon tracklist??

1. Station Identification
2. The Invitation feat. Q-Tip & Fatman Scoop
3. Come on Baby feat. Jay Z & Swizz Beatz
4. The War
5. Enemies
6. Friends
7. The Greatest Story Never told
8. Clap feat. Faith Evans
9. Preacher
10. Its Alright feat. Marsha Ambrosius
11. Believe It
12. Give it to Me feat. Raheem Devaughn
13. What the Lovers Do feat Devin the Dude
14. Better Way feat. Layzie Bone
15. Oh Yeah

Bonus Tracks

16. Pain in my Life feat. Trey Songz
17. Enemies Live feat Bun B

not that i really give a fuck, just sayin

zzz

wake me up when saigon ends

^^worst sub-custos non-zing of the decade

weirdly i'm less put off ever wanting to hear Saigon's album by him being a crybaby on the internet than i was with Lupe. possibly because his album will at least have some good production.

yeah that saigon thing was so lame. but he has to blow up so i can sell this old 12 inch for LOTS OF MONEY. plus i liked that first single a lot.

is that turf talk album really that good? maybe i should get that from itunes?

yeah the only reason i might dl is for an album of jb productions

13. What the Lovers Do feat Devin the Dude

no birdman

wow @ xxl firing elliot wilson

lol @ xp

You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: "eggs are not an beverage

SOULJA BOY TELL EM
WOW SHE GOT A DONK
WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 1, 2008 9:41 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

^^how can u compete?

soulja boys is better but UK Donk is in the canon regardless

Does that mean we have to let bullshit like Katy Perry or "American Boy" past the gates, just because a few folks like it?

lol dude 'donk' is in the canon bcuz its lol not because its good although maybe its good too i have no idea

I can't believe Vahid likes that crap.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:09 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^typical arrogant American xenophobia

can we also say plies entered the canon of lol rappers

If that "We from the south, we ain't learn grammar down here, buy two copies of my record" interview was from 08, certainly.

Greek Chorus of Rick Ross, Jim Jones, Akon, DJ Khaled, Soulja Boy, Puffy and Ron Browz: Only at the golf course, can the secret of Arab Money begin to to be revealed.

Shrugging his shoulders, a melancholy Rick Ross leaves the Greek Chorus and addresses the crowd, holding a skull.

Rick Ross: Great shame has been brought to the house of Ross. No longer is he the biggest boss, he has seen thus far. Ross has been eclipsed. Ross is speeding no longer.

Ross looks gravely at the platinum chain of his own face that dangles around his neck.

Ross: Here hung those lips that Ross has kissed I know not how oft.

Seeing Ross disconsolate, Akon sidles up beside him.

Akon: Hang in there Rick Ross, you’ve sold millions of records, you’re beloved the world over by high school basketball coaches, the Florida Penal Community, and irony-loving bloggers from Texas to Tanzania.

Ross: But Ross pushes, he pushes.

Akon: You don’t know that he’s a bigger boss than you. You have no smoking gun.

Ross: Ross does not like your choice of verbiage.

Greek Chorus of only DJ Khaled: Greek chorus taking over. We the best.

http://passionweiss.com/2008/12/12/the-never-before-revealed-script-for-busta-rhymes-arab-money-video-with-deleted-scenes/

we gettin custos money

can we also say plies entered the canon of lol rappers

― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that album is actually pretty good no joke -- his songs 4 the ladiez are def lolz-only material tho

im in the midst of historical procrastination right now and i was re-reading this thread and dr. peppered my keyboard @

^^^what the fuck is this?

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, August 3, 2008 7:33 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Nah Right has been posting about this kid like once a week all summer, no fucking idea why

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:03 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a thread about him

― J0rdan S., Monday, August 4, 2008 1:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

should i try to guess who started it before i hit the search button?

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:46 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

top 5 guesses:
1. forkscolvetofu
2. tha sarger III
3. dom
4. whiney
5. the brainwasher

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:48 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i swear i didn't peek before i posted that!!

Asher Roth

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:49 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no idea why i guess dom since he was the one that prompted this discussion, btw, total dumbass moment there

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:50 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nah Tofu

― am0n, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:53 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

haha forgot about "tha sarger III"

holy shit asher roth is awful

that redman/oh no joint with the fake dilla beat just made my top 10 of 08

Soulja Boy calling his crew S.O.D. 100 times on his new album is o_O to me

^^ worse than when Breihan was all "I like when Rick Ross says 'black flag' even though I know he's not talking about the band"

But Black Flag the band was named after something else

I'm not saying I like it, i'm just saying it's distracting me from enjoying this otherwise shitty Soulja Boy album

And plus always good to post SOD YouTubes

what do people think is gonna be the talk of the ringtone/rap dork thread of 2009?

I predict Killer Mike, a bunch good shit that TI records pre-prison, more Alabama stuff, maybe B.O.B. and Boosie, and obviously Kanye's and Jay-Z's inevetiable albums

or, you know, inevitable

i thought Boosie was gonna drop a solo album and blow up huge in '07 or '08 and that never happened, so who knews what's goin' on with dude.

the usual suspects all look kinda dried up and tiresome going into '09, but i'll take a hundred lame Jay/Kanye/50/Wayne albums over anyone from XXL's Freshman 10 dropping a major label album with any sort of impact next year.

this Soulja Boy album has a song where he says "This right here is my theme song/I bet it is your ringtone/I farted and it smelled like a stinkbomb"

so S.O.D. stands for Smelly Ol' Doo-doo

You're really gonna make fun of my posts when you bring shit like that to the table?

Kanye and Jay-Z's unenviable albums

i am excited for killer mike

i wasn't hating on your posting style, just your hardcore nerd bonerz

also, obviously a Big Boi solo album but I doubt that's gonna turn into much of a topic for discussion. AND I would like to see Slim Thug release a proper album without Neptunes

i was looking forward to Rich Boy getting a 2nd album but if "Drop" is the kinda shit him and Polow are coming with now i dunno.

chelives1986 (12:54:18 AM): during a slam poetry intermission this proto-snap group called texabama hit the stage

I listened to some texabama, pretty cool

lol @ the jadakiss banner ad on idolator

haha i'd been meaning to suggest that maura run some kind of item on the inaccuracy of the ad's release date

Jim Jones Beats Up Ne-Yo At Louis Vuitton Store

wow 45k for Soulja Boy

woow

I can't remember, is that good or bad in 2008

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/IXpVAbZHUaDI87SH

j-zone made this 4 xmas

also http://videos.onsmash.com/v/mlNvaHgavqfAii19

maybe camp lo over this will convince ppl how classic 'pop champagne' really is??

this new swizz is pretty good, do a remix

damn that's dope

i think wayne is on his first single

MTV's Mixtape Monday had a decent year end list of mainstreap rap singles that i posted here: Year-End Critics' Polls '08

but god this "underground" list they put up today is just ridiculous: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1601926/20081229/t_i_.jhtml

http://www.zshare.net/audio/53523884d5a1256c/

We can finally close the year now, Skillz is here.

i'm not home to dl anything but i'm gonna go ahead and call that as a rickroll off the bat

i think if i knew it was a rickroll it would make me more likely to check out another skillz year end wrap up

btw did you know ? he once wrote rhymes for puff daddy. true story

Citation needed.