worst Jay-Z/Beyoncé collaboration

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best would be too easy, "Crazy In Love" in a landslide with a few stray other votes, so let's go straight to why they shouldn't make any more songs together ever.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
"Baby Boy" by Beyoncé featuring Sean Paul (co-written by S. Carter)	2
"Hollywood" by Jay-Z featuring Beyoncé	2
"'03 Bonnie & Clyde" by Jay-Z featuring Beyoncé	1
"Beach Chair" by Jay-Z featuring Chris Martin (spoken guest appearance by Beyoncé)	1
"That's How You Like It" by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z	1
"Upgrade U" by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z	1
"Deja Vu" by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z	1
"Kitty Kat" by Beyoncé (co-written by S. Carter)	0
"Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child (co-written by S. Carter)	0
"Yes" by Beyoncé (co-written by S. Carter)	0
"Hip Hop Star" by Beyoncé featuring Big Boi and Sleepy Brown (co-written by S. Carter)	0
"Crazy In Love" by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z	0
"Pray" by Jay-Z (spoken guest appearance by Beyoncé)	0

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 4 January 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

"Beach Chair" by Jay-Z featuring Chris Martin (spoken guest appearance by Beyoncé)

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

"Deja Vu" would be an easy way to go, but I'm voting for "Hollywood," which manages to be awful even in the context of Kingdom Come. there's a local radio DJ who plays that song all the fucking time, even now a year after the album and it never being a single, and I'm starting to hate him for that reason alone.

I like "Beach Chair"!

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 4 January 2008 03:56 (seventeen years ago)

im gonna rep for "'03 bonnie & clyde" btw.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 03:56 (seventeen years ago)

it's kind of a cop-out since the beyonce feature is only spoken word. the rest of these are either pretty good to kind of inoffensive to me. i haven't heard a few of these beyonce solo ones though so maybe they suck.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

"Deja Vu" is great, you maniac.

"That's How You Like It", takes this. What dross.

― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

"Hollywood" is very close, though.

― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

Probably saved by me not really remembering how it goes.

― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

I like "Beach Chair" too, also voted "Hollywood" based on complete unmemorability whereas I can hum/recite almost all the others.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

worst lil wayne/birdman collabo

― and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

leather so soft by miles

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

wayne playing guitar in the video was >_<

― and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

set off a string of really embarrassing wayne video moments culminated by his unwatchable aspie seizure in the "im so hood" vid

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is an aspie seizure?

― and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

drooling on charts

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:16 (seventeen years ago)

looks something like this: http://aycu38.webshots.com/image/39397/2001924577973804702_rs.jpg

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

wtf wfb

― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

how un-PC of you Jordan.

― The Brainwasher, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

i thought aspie was like autistic dudes not spazzes

― and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

oh idk

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

my bff jill?

― The Brainwasher, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

i always imagined the aspie meme to mean something other than what the symptoms of asperger are.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

lol brainwasher

― J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

ILX uses "aspie" the way 10 year olds use "retard" and "gay"

the i'm so hood video appearance just drives me nuts what garbage.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

"Baby Boy" by Beyoncé featuring Sean Paul (co-written by S. Carter) 2
"Upgrade U" by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z 1
"Deja Vu" by Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z 1

FAILURES

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

'baby boy' is so good

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

'deja vu' is unlistenable

― warmsherry, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I don't like "Baby Boy" at all and even I'm surprised by that.

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

'deja vu' is unlistenable

-- warmsherry, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 5:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

YR POST IS MADE OF BULLSHIT

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

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