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Rather than "What music do you like to have sex to?" let's answer this -

What sex would you like to have to your favourite music?

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uh, I'd like to have great sex, please. Although how one has sex to the Fall-uh without laughing your ass off is beyond me. Some music was just not made to get it on to.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK to rephrase the qn, since Alex is right and nobody (almost nobody) here is going to say yeah I want really crap sex,

"What sex is appropriate to your favourite music?"

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gosh Tom are you feeling FRISKY today or whot?

With the Moldy Peaches I would have sex where we would LARFF like DRANES. With KATE BUSH I would well, flail about a lot I should imagine and there would be a lot of darncing about first. With NU-METAL it would be leather trousered GOFF SEX rowr - fetch me the new release by uh those Trout Reznor and the Nine Inched Nails if you please! Right I answered. Is that what you wanted to hear, you perve? Someone tried to get me to 'do it' to If You're Feeling Sinister. IT OBVIOUSLY DID NOT WORK and I made him turn it off and went to sleep ha ha that's what you get for bringing B&S into the communal bedroom you fuXoR.

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nu-metal = rubbidge goff sex as proved by Queen ov the Dammed yaaay! With extra BLUD!

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When it happens at all it's usually with some scatty, ancient old bag with substance abuse problems who hasn't had a shampoo in years, so now that 'Title TK' has finally arrived I should be getting some play at last!

― dave q, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gosh Tom are you feeling FRISKY today or whot?

Not now the Moldy Peaches got a mention, no. Ugh.

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My attempt to bring more pervertalism to ILM is proving a ghastly flop (how appropriate eh).

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Super Furry Animals = Super Furry Animal

― mark s, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wordless apocalpyse dread sex to Godspeed.

― Nick Southall, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hellfish and Producer = a zone of drunk climaxless brutality from which no intelligence can escape. I think we've all been there.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Goth Music: Tantra session. Time: 12 hours, 8 minutes.
Industrial/Speed Metal: Fuck like a ferret on crack. Time: 4 seconds.
Country: Too much whiskey. Fail to gain erection.
Pop: Erection...whats that?

― Lord Custos 2.0 beta, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Smiths - neurotic but quite satisfying fumblings followed by mutual embarrassment and distrust - "but she seemed so understanding when we talked about Shakespear's Sister on the mailing list..."

ABBA - nothing exotic but bloody good. Or glacially thrilling revenge sex depending on yr ABBA preferences.

Magnetic Fields - skip all that and head straight for the post-coital cigarette.

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom you should answer this question. What sex would you like to have to Carter?

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn cross posts.

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Unstoppable sex, obviously.

― Nick Southall, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bought a Carter CD last week!

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But you also bought a U2 CD recently. I suspect that kind of sex is puffing and self-important.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grandiose yet empty inside

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Low - Partner repeatedly falls asleep in the midst of your slow seduction. You sob.

Andrew WK - Hard Party Hard Wet Hard Party! And yet you'd never want to do it again.

― bnw, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jandek sex -- nothing but irregular moans in a shadowy room

Prince sex -- "Just give me something to play with!"

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tortoise --> eventually she says "you know what, let's just forget it. let's go to sleep"

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think the smiths would be more conducive to gay sex.

― dyson, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Surely The Smiths would lead to degrading, self-loathing, sarcastic gay sex.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or maybe just an evening crackling with latent homoeroticism.

― Tom, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smiths sex would be with a rather male looking female, but you'd have anal sex, just to be a bit clever.

Suede sex- a bisexual orgy. With two people. Of different genders.

― Judd Nelson, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

New Wet Kojak sex: not if you catch any of their lyrics (why do lyrics that are intended to be sexy always make me break down with the giggles?)

Girls Against Boys sex: hot but a little self-conscious if you think about it too much.

Afghan Whigs sex: hot grudgeful sex with someone you crave but don't particularly like.

― j.lu, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Harry Pussy! It just seemed appropriate to mention them here. I don't answer sex questions. This is not an answer, please refer to the user manual.

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Timbaland-produced sex -- very very deliberate when it comes to release.

Max Martin-produced sex -- big and splashy, though sometimes gooey.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's a potentially nasty joke involving priests and Boards of Canada that I'm sure as hell not going to make.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You guys are just making it easier for Chunklet magazine, when their inevitable "SEX" issue comes out

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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