Oh rilly...The 8 Sexiest Sirens of Indie Rock

This is an alternate definition of "sexy," with which I am not familiar.

THIS THREAD IS GONNA END UP WELL I CAN FEEL IT

a pretty predictable lot...the chicks of shoegaze (Blinda, Miki, Toni) had it all over 'em...

Admittedly, the whole "sexy"/eye of the 17 y/o boy thing obviously lacks...where is the "Indie Rock Hot or Not" when you need it?

Did I say need?

did any of these sirens actually play at the Siren Music Festival?

Usually I agree with TKK at OMGLists.com's opinions on these matters, but this is far below his usual standard. B- at best.

I really, really, really don't understand why so many corny indie folx think Feist is "hot".

does Juliette Lewis count as "indie-rock"?...I'm kinda coming around to her...

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

we're sorry

I really, really, really don't understand why so many corny indie folx think Feist is "hot".

-- jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:26 (5 minutes ago) Link

Jenny Lewis takes this in a walk.

wow, great thread.

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Usually I agree with TKK at OMGLists.com's opinions on these matters, but this is far below his usual standard. B- at best.

-- 31g, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:26 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

-- gff, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:32 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A triumph.

Does the irony get sweeter than a few male feminists hatin' on a silly sex appeal list...whilst simultaneously downloading gigs of porn?

DOM PASSANTINO, INTERNET FEMINIST

ban dblcheeksneek.

Yeah, monitoring other people's computers is well crepey.

Does the irony get sweeter than a few male feminists hatin' on a silly sex appeal list...whilst simultaneously downloading gigs of porn?

Some would say, do it properly or don't do it at all

Well, that hurts my feelings.

(the banning, that is)

Had to GIS Jenny Lewis. She looks like Kate Nash.

^^^ Danger, kiddieporn

A similar exercise happening right... http://www.nme.com/index.php?class=rate&ratename=sexiestfemale&action=rate&rating=4&id=11 there

Oh noes, we're spiraling, downwardly, out of control!!!!

Cat Power is definitely hot

Feist is pretty (but maybe a bit gaunt) and v stylish

Gwen Steffani?

I mean, reducing all to whether you fancy them or not is disproportionate to the importance of the music they make.

So, I can safely say I don't like any of her stuff apart from that one about being a "real bad girl" which is OK, and jee, unfanciable also.

Had to GIS Jenny Lewis. She looks like Kate Nash.

they really don't but i can see why you might think that based on some photos

Cat Power is fucking horrendous, you may as well lust after fucking Sporty Spice.

Jeeez.

Uhh, no.

Feist is not sexy.

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/music/images/IIOII6.JPG

Yoshimi P-We

Pees all over that 8. In my dreams.

Whatever man.

http://www.bowsplusarrows.com/uploaded_images/feist2.jpg

Explain how Feist is sexy, someone.

wow, what indie kids find attractive changed so completely and i never noticed

i thought people lusted after rilo kiley. or jenny lewis, whatever her name is. regina spektor is about as sexy as your seven year old cousin.

i'll agree with neko case, for sure. mary timony? joan wasser? everyone in electrelane? regine chaussure? mirah?

The only two I agree with are #1 and #2.

Has no one mentioned Ida No???

i don't have a clue who that is

(geddit)

M1a from electrelane should be number one.

Where's Perez Hilton on this list?

gff otm

whassup thread I ain't gonna touch, how you been

hahaha

I love everything about Chan Marshall.

I've also always loved Kathleen Hanna.

http://www.nndb.com/people/665/000058491/kathleen-hanna.jpg

Not sure she counts as an "indie rock siren," but I just spotted Cristina Martinez of Boss Hog/Pussy Galore on 6th Avenue, and she still looks mighty fine (she was coming out of Citarella pushing a stroller).

Ooh, skinny white chicks. Pardon me while I yawn so hard my jaw snaps out of place.

dude, raven simone is the only one who looks even CLOSE to good in those pics b.

YAH SHE THIK FOR REAL!

raven needs to quit the coke:

http://i10.tinypic.com/73jqfwg.jpg

Speaking of Liz Phair, Juvenilia wins!

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i think lindsey loahan does have real boobs. i mean look at Jesika Simpson, and i was watching somthin on a music channel and she came (hilary duff and she was so gay looking. she is tryin to go punk. if you want to go punk you dont do it over night and come back the next day as a pretty pink princess. althoug she is ugly. i have blonde hair but it is like really dark to be blonde so i am not really making fun of my self and to all the blondes out there that was not about you. Hilaryh8er___________________________________________ also does anyone live in huntington beach california and go to sowers jr. high

http://i13.tinypic.com/73kcx90.jpg

raven needs to quit the coke:

YAH WE DONT WANT HONEY GETTIN ALL BONEY=ASS ON US LOL

http://arkive.us/img/Fail.jpg

WHOA SON THAT BITCH RAVEN HILTON GOT BRIAN DAMAGE

http://i18.tinypic.com/8g5swo3.jpg

NAGL

YO SON I CAN TELL A SHOP WHEN I SEE ONE CAUSE I SEEN LOTS O SHOPS AND THAT MOSDEF A SHOP

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/omgitsvince/TruckOfFail.jpg

IF NOT LOL BIGGEST TITAYS IN THE WORLD

she gotta be wearin a corset.

Rihanna is good...but do you know why iI really don't like her...cause they compare her with legends and huge stars like BEYONCE!!!!Stop compering her with beyonce...lets compare rihanna with whitney too...RIHANNA WILL NEVER BE ON LEVEL OF BEYONCE OR WHITNEY OR CHRISTINA OR CELINE OR MARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rihanna has alien features,and she had a nose surgery u dumb rihanna fans who keep on denying it,look at her old and new pictures,Rihanna has no boobs,no ass nothing!!Beyonce is thick,and is more beautiful,I don't even know why they are compared,rihanna is a hoe,and her CD's are only worth 7 dollars because she sux and she is soo catty and rude,u should've
have seen her on tyra banks what a bittch!!bottom line is I really don't like her,and I hope she fades away,like the other amateur artists.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/36/I_detect_fail.jpg

they were a very cute couple but the reason why they spilt is because ciara has a penis....bow wow decided that he wanted to be gay....sooo he called up nick cannon from wild n out and they got together....ciara is a man......bow wow likes real men like nick...

Undo! Undo! Avril ≠ indie rock!

-- dblcheeksneek, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 6:15 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

LOL U GOT TOOKEN

Raven Hilton = Maya Rudolph?

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/1188096596016.gif

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v13/22/14/36911323/n36911323_30397493_6193.jpg

NO MORE BONERZ EVER

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MAJIK

it seems kind of mean that one of the tegans and saras was ranked higher in the stereogum

olo
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that second one is so photoshopped omg y they trying ta make raven fat.

unless u were on the cosby show dont say shit abt raven

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http://www.robertmoir.co.uk/images/pearpc/initial_boot_-_grey_screen_of_death.jpg

y are u doing this.

u are ruining an otherwise classic thread.

lookin' intersting

http://cdn.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1006427/662289.jpg
looks hot to me

raven-symone=damn in the unshopped photo

Jenny Lewis is cute. Don't like her music tho.

That Raven Hilton photo - there is a girl on Livejournal whose username is "Jahunka3" and she always posts Raven-related news to the gossip blog Oh No They Didn't with photoshopped pictures of Raven slimmed down (poorly) and whitened. It's awful! There are more..

Cat Power has that britishes look, amirite?

big ears and bad teeth?

the bass player from Superchunk
Laura Cantrell

Oh rilly...The 8 Curviest Columbian Wives of Indie Rock

I'm all over the music, and yeah, she looks more than kinda hot, but in the end Chan Marshall is too crazy to be sexy.

What a thread.

It's what ILM does best.

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This thread, earlier today.

I think we focus on this thread's good qualities. It didn't really hurt anybody, and its racial politics don't seem terribly offensive.

ALSO PICTUERS OF HOT INDIE CHIXXORS WHO I WOULD TOTALLY BONE IF I WASBN@T FRIGHTED OF TALKING TO GIRLZ

lol i forgot i made this another drag-infected thread

this thread is more interested in talking than fucking