Best track on Trout Mask Replica

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Yes, it's the most over-exposed album on ILM, but no poll as yet... I think... I hope. How long before the first "Well, when it comes down to it, I actually prefer Lick My Decals Off" post?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Moonlight on Vermont 13
Ella Guru 4
Veteran's Day Poppy2
The Dust Blows Forward 'N The Dust Blows Back 2
Dachau Blues 2
Ant Man Bee 2
When Big Joan Sets Up 1
Orange Claw Hammer 1
Wild Life 1
She's Too Much For My Mirror 1
The Blimp 1
Steal Softly Thru Snow 1
Frownland 1
Hair Pie: Bake 2 1
Dali's Car 1
Pachuco Cadaver 1
Sweet Sweet Bulbs 1
Fallin' Ditch 0
Old Fart at Play 0
Hair Pie: Bake 1 0
Well 0
Hobo Chang Ba 0
Bills Corpse 0
My Human Gets Me Blues 0
Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish 0
China Pig 0
Sugar 'N Spikes 0
Pena 0


Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Our Alice's middle name is Ella.

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

Nice. You know of the Beefheart track "Alice In Blunderland" too?

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but it was more the b-side of "Stingray" by the Shadows, "Alice in Sunderland"

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

Dali's Car.

I know, right?, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmmmm, interesting!

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Hoi, hoi!

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

My vote goes to "Steal Softly Thru Snow"

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Ant Man Bee" for that wonderfully fucked-up horn solo and for the line "Man's lived a million years and still he kills".

Belldog, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait, that's from "Steal Softly Thru Snow".

Belldog, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

So many great tracks, but I picked "Moonlight On Vermont"

snoball, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I was gonna pick Moonlight on Vermont. I dont know if I can anymore

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

"The Blimp"

Euler, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

"My Human Gets Me Blues" has the all-around unmatched density and "Sugar and Spikes" is even melodic; but my heart belongs to "Ella Guru" - the track that made me a fan and the first one I could bear to give a second listen.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

"Dachau Blues". "Neon Meate Dream Of A Octafish" in second.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

"Veteran's Day Poppy", I think. I love "Ella Guru" though.

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

"Ella Guru."

My daughter's first name is Ella. It's a good name.

ellaguru, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

moonlight on vermont!

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Sweet Sweet Sweet Bulbs.

W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

Another for Veteran's Day Poppy before the poll closes.

Millsner, Monday, 14 January 2008 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

This is one of the few polls where I had no clue as to which song was gonna win.

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:20 (eighteen years ago)

I missed this one. I would have voted for the first track, "The Dust Blows Forward 'N The Dust Blows Back." I love this album more as the years go by.

nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

Grabt album but I wouldn't have a clue which track is which.

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

And, er, I'm surprised anyone else can remember. Did you all listen for your favourite track so you could find out its name?

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

i could've voted for about 15 tracks, so i didn't vote.

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) Sorry, what do you mean?

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

"Moonlight" and "Ella" are two of the "poppier" (ha) songs on the album, so not so surprising they came out on top

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

They are not all the same!

I could sing you all the tracks if you mentioned the title, apart from some of the instrumentals (c'mon, that'd be a tuff gig!)

I haven't heard it for a while though (mislaid my CD somewhere)

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

"Ella" is the closest this album gets to a chorus.

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

The only thing about "Ella Guru" is the talking over bit. Which is fine on the album, but I'd like it without, for compiling externally.

I do have the instumental backing track, so one day I'll re-edit it.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't vote. Probably would have gone with Sugar N Spikes because it deserves at least one vote.

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

It does. It's another of the pop songs!

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

xp - you mean the whole "She's young too!..." rant?

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

Nooh, the "that's right, fast and"...

Which is great of course, but it covers over some nifty guitar bits.

Who knows, if I made one, I might well decide I miss it.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

"I do have the instumental backing track...."

A tedious Beefheart-obsessed pedant writes:

S'not an instrumental backing track, it's ("... a bush recording - we're out recording a bush!") an entirely different recording which resulted from a largely abortive attempt by Zappa & his sound engineer Richard Kunc to record the album at the house in Ensanada Drive where The Magic Band had spent the previous 8 months writing and rehearsing it, using the same portable equipment that they'd recently been using to record Larry "Wild Man Fischer"
The only bits of those recordings that actually made the final album iirc were "Hair Pie Bake 1" and some of the spoken bits ("The Dust Blows Forward And The Dust Blows Back" "Orange Claw Hammer", "China Pig" and "The Blimp" were recorded at the house, but not by Zappa / Richard Kunc and not afaik using the same equipment).

Stewart Osborne, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

ah, so it wouldn't work right, right?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

Fuuuuuuck I forgot to vote. If I did I would have gone for "My Human Gets Me Blues"

Also, I recently realized the genius of "Veteran's Day Poppy"

Ivan, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think this poll was up for long enough - my fault!

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

seven years pass...

how in the hell did Frownland only get 1 vote

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:36 (ten years ago)

DACHAU BLOOOZZ!!

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:02 (ten years ago)

Why do I not own this album

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)

quite a landslide for Moonlight on Vermont. Can't even remember how that one goes. I like the one with the windscreen wiper drums.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 09:35 (ten years ago)

... give me that old time religion.

I like the one with the windscreen wiper drums.

Not on this album.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 10:29 (ten years ago)

oh no? okay then it's the crazy drums on one of the hair pie tracks.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 10:48 (ten years ago)

I'm glad to see that the most worthy options all got at least one vote. "When Big Joan Sets Up" is the one I find myself returning to the most these days.

The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:00 (ten years ago)

"I guess you don't get your drummer, then?"

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:10 (ten years ago)

whats the one on side 3 with the sick bassline

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)

Generous chap!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:23 (four years ago)

by all accounts he was extremely generous to other musicians

Profile I Want to Edit My Profile... Change Display Name: (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:25 (four years ago)

anyway so best track - at least one of the hair pies is instrumental i think? that one

Profile I Want to Edit My Profile... Change Display Name: (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

Good quote from Beefheart, "I'm not trying to put my name beside Ornette Coleman, because you can't put your name beside Ornette Coleman."

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

An ungenerous listener might call the Captain's sax playing "minstrelsy" in relation to jazz, though.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:29 (four years ago)

call me generous because that doesn't bother me so much. maybe it should

Profile I Want to Edit My Profile... Change Display Name: (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

Think we might need to tighten up our definition of 'minstrelsy' just a smidge

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

yah no shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

it's not a coincidence that a huge number of white rock vocalists sang or sing the way they do and it's not something without historical precedent. listen to the aerosmith's "honkin' on bobo" and tell me it's a) racially unproblematic and b) totally different from what beefheart was doing (yes he did more interesting things with it, that's not the point)

Profile I Want to Edit My Profile... Change Display Name: (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:49 (four years ago)

this is pretty basic history-of-rock stuff, it doesn't mean you have to burn your records but denial shouldn't be an option either

Profile I Want to Edit My Profile... Change Display Name: (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:50 (four years ago)

sir there's nothing you can tell me about honkin on bobo that I don't already know

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:52 (four years ago)

the minstrel show has plenty of influence through a lot of (if not all) popular music, not only that made by white people, and not in any way confined to blues/rock singers

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:55 (four years ago)

of course. but there are specific ways certain tropes surface in white rock (broadly speaking) that are sort of acknowledged and handwaved away at the same time

Profile I Want to Edit My Profile... Change Display Name: (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

I'd wager that most people on this board are well aware that the entire concept of rock and roll was pretty much swiped wholesale from underacknowledged Black musicians. That fact alone doesn't exactly clear the way for referring to music you dislike as 'minstrelsy' because it reminds you of the work of Black artists.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:13 (four years ago)

yeah it's not that anyone doesn't acknowledge all that, left, i'm not discounting it at all - just, to quote, you rhetorical style is often "the closest weapon at hand"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

I mean, there are certainly plenty of problematic aspects to white electric blues (the Blueshammer problem, you might call it) but I would source them to racist interpretations of 1930s delta blues, rather than to the minstrel show. This is a world where actual minstrel show songs or "c**n songs" (Hello! Ma Baby, Bill Bailey, Mighty Lak a Rose, Swanee) are still remembered in the lineage of the Great American Songbook.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

listen to the aerosmith's "honkin' on bobo"

This thread has become one to watch, investing early could pay big dividends

JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:28 (four years ago)

lol, got to that part of Left's post and was like 'that's a hard no'

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

Listening to Aerosmith's "Honkin' on Bobo" seems to have had a trauamtic effect, so I'll pass.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

When I listened to it I wound up honking all over my bobo, took me an hour to clean up

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:15 (four years ago)

Once you honk you just can't stonk.

(pls refer to educational video about "The Stonk" on youtube if you don't understand this)

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

Surprised to see 0 votes for "my human gets me blues."

trip maker, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:43 (four years ago)

it's not a coincidence that a huge number of white rock vocalists sang or sing the way they do and it's not something without historical precedent. listen to the aerosmith's "honkin' on bobo" and tell me it's a) racially unproblematic and b) totally different from what beefheart was doing (yes he did more interesting things with it, that's not the point)

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This how the capitalist bosses talk about Beefheart?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 20:24 (four years ago)

what

new display name (Left), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 20:38 (four years ago)

The album title was suggested by Steven Tyler, who heard the phrase somewhere and the band found it funny.[4]

soref, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 21:23 (four years ago)

huh

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HONKIN%27%20ON%20BOBO

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 21:25 (four years ago)

(xp) Trout Mask Replica?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 21:31 (four years ago)

https://worldscinema.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/The-Bobo-19672-e1544456799524.png

I don't care if you're black, white, blue

soref, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 21:33 (four years ago)

this album would be great if it was instrumental but the captain's beat/bluesman minstrelsy shtick is insufferable and sinks the whole project

You should check this out:
https://cuneiformrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pork-chop-blue-around-the-rind

o. nate, Friday, 9 April 2021 20:29 (four years ago)

four years pass...

This singer/arranger David Minnick has been mentioned a few times on ILM for an a cappella rendition he recorded of the Cardiacs album Sing to God. Now he's done the same with Trout Mask Replica and it's kind of bewildering. Don't know where long-gone poster Left would situate this arrangement/video on the axis of minstrelsy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbsEYo9teTc

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 17 April 2025 01:52 (nine months ago)

Cant believe I was the only person to vote for "Steal Softly Thru Snow".

Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 April 2025 10:09 (nine months ago)

what the fuck is that guy even up to

budo jeru, Thursday, 17 April 2025 21:51 (nine months ago)

This karaoke version of "My Human Gets Me Blues" is quite something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGq3zWn8TKY

Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 April 2025 21:59 (nine months ago)

No one voted for it but the drum solo to Sugar 'N Spikes is incredible. This is my favourite track on the album

blagobu, Friday, 18 April 2025 02:09 (nine months ago)

three months pass...

Is it common knowledge that the guitar in "Moonlight on Vermont" seems to be quoting "Jesus loves me, yes I know, 'cause the Bible tells me so?" Either way, I never knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRiqAyRHP_o

timellison, Saturday, 9 August 2025 18:05 (five months ago)

Not that I've seen.

Its a shame that her insight is delivered like that.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 August 2025 19:29 (five months ago)

Is there any video for a song where she dislikes it? (Doesn't sound like she could actively hate something)

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 August 2025 19:32 (five months ago)

It's the sort of thing Beefheart might have whistled and asked one of the guitarists to play. I think there's also a track that references something from "Sketches of Spain".

Corny Capitalism (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 August 2025 19:44 (five months ago)

It's literally quoting "Gimme That Old Time Religion" but it's more impressive that it quotes Steve Reich's "Come Out" just a year or two after it was released.

I would not expect that particular youtuber to be familiar with the latter tbh.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 August 2025 00:52 (five months ago)

Saw this video, which was an analysis of Frownland. It gets at the complexity in musical terms but by the end it was dull to listen to and I'll keep thinking its atonal thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FhhB9teHqU

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 10 August 2025 07:00 (five months ago)

I feel the opposite! And that video was actually key for me in realizing that a big part of what I like about these songs is in the fact that the individual parts are not atonal.

timellison, Sunday, 10 August 2025 20:38 (five months ago)

I hope some of these discoveries will lead to good writing on Beefheart. But its hard to listen to, it really goes on for too long.

The same guy has interviewed three members of the magic band btw..

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 10 August 2025 22:10 (five months ago)

the Trout Mask sessions were a real revelation for me, showing both how much this music was neither improvised nor totally random, and how much better it sounded minus the Frank Zappa production

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Sunday, 10 August 2025 22:24 (five months ago)

What's wrong with the Frank Zappa production?

Corny Capitalism (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 August 2025 22:38 (five months ago)

Well Samuel says its a muddy (in the mix) but I hear the lines enough. But I feel that's how the Don wanted it.

Lick my Decals is where you can hear a contrast.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 August 2025 07:40 (five months ago)

That disc off Grow Fins is fantastic

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 August 2025 07:41 (five months ago)

(xp) I think it's the opposite, Decals is muddy, Beefheart couldn't produce a record to save his life - which he further proves on The Spotlight Kid. Zappa just put in place basic simple recording set up whereby the instruments are well separated and you can hear all of them clearly, pressed record and let them play ... and promptly fell asleep at the mixing desk according to Beefheart.

Corny Capitalism (Tom D.), Monday, 11 August 2025 07:50 (five months ago)

Troutmask is a lot of things but I don't think it's muddy

Ray Cat Strut (dog latin), Monday, 11 August 2025 08:29 (five months ago)

I don't agree with Samuel btw..I think Lick my Decals is almost as good as Trout Mask as well.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 August 2025 08:39 (five months ago)

Absolutely. The addition of the marimba is great but I miss the twin guitars, which is one of the best things about TMR, and the drums are not recorded well at all.

Corny Capitalism (Tom D.), Monday, 11 August 2025 09:07 (five months ago)


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