List band members in order of toughness

are you kiddning? john is tougher than ringo

YOKO IS TOUGHER THAN ALL OF THEM!

I'd guess after Ringo they were all equally hard assed. I get the impression that John would be the lippy one starting a fight, while the others pile in for the scrap. Best to ask Heather Mills McCartney about Paul.

Here's the comment henry s was working off of:

It's interesting that he's considered the most harmless/most "lovable" Beatle, considering he grew up in the worst neighborhoods. He probably could have easily taken Lennon's ass in a fight.

-- mike a, Monday, 14 January 2008 17:54 (1 hour ago) Link

who is tougher?

http://vinyleticketomania.free.fr/Vinyls/ModernTalkingBrotherlovie/moderntalkingbrotherlovieA.jpg

the guy flipping us the bird, that's who!...

ringo might have the physical power,but john has the smart tactics.

the guy flipping us the bird, that's who!...

Took the words right out of my mouth.

ringo might have the physical power, but john has the smart tactics.

you mean like, "your shoes untied", that sort of thing?

Dieter Bohlen you mean http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Dieter_Bohlen.jpg

Oats > Oates

exactly
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that image was too big.and red.sorry..

oxbow pretty much owns this thread

http://www.smother.net/interviews/images/oxbow_live1.jpg

^^^that guy vs. Henry Rollins...

as for The Stones: Charlie Watts.

Exile-era Stones:

Watts > Mick Taylor > Mick Jagger > Keef > Wyman

(this is tough)

You're forgetting that Keith is invulnerable to physical damage.

do the Glimmer Twins also have Wonder Twin powers?

eugene from oxbow is in those ultimate fighting things irl so i'd imagine he'd take rollins easy

John had a horrible temper and would pound people all the time!

Simon > Jason > Porl > Robert

Yeah, John could be a right cunt, contrary to his general reputation.

rollins or danzig?

Dieter Bohlen certainly showed his wife who was toughest...

danzig is like 4'11"

Renaldo>Gordon>Moore>Shelly

Peter > Gillian > Stephen > Bernard

"Tough Girls" Club:

Tennille > Cap't.

Neko > Dan Bejar and Carl Newman

Joan Jett > Blackhearts

danzig lost all his tough guy cache when he got knocked out by that nu metal dude : (

Benny > Anni-Frid > Agnetha > Bjorn

Ron>>Scott>>Iggy>>Dave

Danzig is a midget pussy

"Neko > Dan Bejar and Carl Newman"

Newman almost broke my hand once..

do you want to challenge him,shakey?

Iommi>Butler>>>>>>>>>Ward>>>>>>>>Osbourne

Newman almost broke my hand once..

Details please.

Larry > Adam >>>>> Bono > The Edge

sure

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Freddie > Brian > John > Roger

johnny>marky>joey>dee dee

I'd watch out for that John Deacon...likes his drink, that one...

Sporty>Scary>Baby>Ginger>Posh.

"Details please"

might be the strongest handshake ever...

That's the matchup I had trouble deciding, Brian vs John - but since May is taller... (xxpost)

Dennis>>>>Mike>>Carl>>Al>>>>>Brian

Genesis > Cosi > Sleazy > Chris

Big Boi>>>>Andre

Dennis>>>>Mike>>Carl>>Al>>>>>Brian

seems about right...

Lennox > Stewart

I'm in good spirits, let's break the bandmates rule here and level the playing field for for our little gloomy pal-- Danzig vs. Dio, who wins?

Tony! > Tone! > Toni!

Can someone do Band Aid USA?

Dio has always looked kinda deathly, plus haven't his hands permanently deformed into devil's horns?

Danzig vs. Dio, who wins?

We all do.

(J/K)

Ha!

Dio has always looked kinda deathly, plus haven't his hands permanently deformed into devil's horns?
True, that's pretty badass. But didn't Danzig knock out Bret Micheals at a Black Flag show in LA? Hmm.

Stacia > Lemmy = Brock > Calvert > Dik Mik = King > Turner > Moorcock

But didn't Danzig knock out Bret Micheals at a Black Flag show in LA? Hmm.

Sounds awfully dubious. Not that Danzig couldn't handle the task, but what would Bret have been doing at a `Flag show?

in the original Alice Cooper group, Mike Bruce would have laid waste to the eternally soused Glen Buxton, but would have had his hands full with the towering "platinum god" Neil Smith...Coop and Dennis Dunaway simply would have out-run the others to safety...

Noddy > Don > Jim > Dave

Lol at this whole thread

my fist > yr knuckhead > my ripped abs > your thighs > neck muscle close-up > flexing lower leg > torn flower > runny egg

Jimmy > D'Arcy > Billy > Melissa > James

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 10:31 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so otm

but swap billy and melissa

If this was run as a "knockout tournament" (and why wouldn't it), you want to know who would be in the final?

Dieter Meyer of Yello, that's who.

I reckons, anyway.

Ralf > Florian > Karl > Wolfgang

― sexyDancer, Monday, January 14, 2008 7:59 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reverse this order and you might be getting somewhere.

Nocchi > A-Chan > Kashiyuka

Someone do Bare Naked Ladies.

hat > dreadlocks > fatbeard badshave > lowerleft corner > other guy

Cliff>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>James>Rob>Lars>Kirk

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, January 14, 2008 8:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.cliffrichardsongs.com/clif80s.jpg

Levon > Richie > Garth > Rick > Robbie

Gilmor>Waters>Wright>Mason>Barrett

― Zeno, Monday, January 14, 2008 9:19 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waters > Gilmour > Mason > Wright

Levon > Richie > Garth > Rick > Robbie

― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, July 25, 2016 8:00 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

manuel was so fucking frail esp by the last waltz he looked like he would break an arm falling over! get out of town

i feel like people just use threads like this to list the order of how "cool" they think ppl are.

louis > zayn > liam > harry > niall

pavarotti = carreras > domingo

nah I'm not fronting I think Manuel was a scrappy dude in the mid 60s

hmmm maybe but by the last waltz he looks like he could get knocked over by a stiff breeze

charlie >>>>>>> keith >>> mick and ronnie

Roth>Alex>>>>>>Michael Anthony>>>>>>Eddie

Petty>Harrison>Dylan>>>>>>>>Lynn>>>>>>>>Orbison

I w/ UMS - Helm> Danko> Manuel> Robbie> Garth - Rick had meaty fists, Richard seemed feral but fragile

Moon>Daltrey>Entwistle>Townshend

(pure guesswork aside from the Rog KOs Pete story)

Collins > Rutherford > Banks > Gabriel > Hackett

Daltrey KOd Moon a couple of times, too. And I'm pretty sure Townshend did once.

I'd put it as Entwistle>Daltrey>Townshend>Moon. None of them even so much as threatened to hit John. And on the rare occasion where John flipped out, everyone scurried.

Moon was tiny and weak and drunk all the time Daltry would kick the shit out of him

ok, i didn't know how beatable a drunk he was

Daltrey was kicked out of the band for a few weeks in 1965 for punching Moon and throwing his amphetamines down the toilet. Deciding he didn't want to go back to his old job at the sheet-metal factory, he begged to be let back in, promising to go along with whatever they wanted to do, and that he'd never hit any of the band again (and he didn't, apart from when he knocked Townshend unconscious in 1973 during tour rehearsals for Quadrophenia).

throwing his amphetamines down the toilet

ooh harsh toke

Ginger > Scary > Baby > Sporty > Posh

Daltrey did punch Glyn Johns though, during the making of Who Are You.

neutrino > oxide

Ginger>>>>Jack> Eric

Mike > Davy > Micky > Peter

Davy was the most likely to start a fight but his size was a disadvantage. Mike was quiet and generally more a lover than a fighter, but if pressed he could be an animal (like the time Micky called Mike's girlfriend a tramp and Mike broke both of Micky's arms with his bare hands).

I suspect Davy would be the toughest: grew up on the mean streets of Manchester and was a jockey when he was 14.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M37iIlr-zPw/UT4eXVRdGwI/AAAAAAAACLo/3IR7cN9i-j4/s1600/11-13.png

Maxim > Liam > Keith > Leeroy

Kiki > ZsaZsa > Hector