Handbag House: The Poll

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Below is a deliberately partial list of my favourite brilliant handbag house stunners. If your favourite has been left off i don't care we can have a round two maybe.

Which of these is the ultimate champion? There can only be one.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Billie Ray Martin – Your Loving Arms4
Jinny - Keep Warm 3
JX - There's Nothing I Won't Do 3
Livin’ Joy – Dreamer 3
Strike - U Sure Do 3
K-Klass - Let Me Show You Love 2
Gala - Freed From Desire 2
Nush – U Girls 1
Grace – Not Over Yet 1
Pizzaman – Trippin’ on Sunshine 1
Berri - Sunshine After The Rain 1
Farley & Heller – Ultra Flava 1
Alex Party – Wrap Me Up 0
JX - Son of a Gun 0
Junior Vazquez – Get Your Hands off my Man! 0
Alex Party - Don't Give Me Your Life 0
Sister Bliss – Life’s a Bitch 0
Motiv-8 – Rockin’ For Myself 0


Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

i know maybe 1/3rd of these, of those k klass

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

will listen to more before voting tho

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

strike song is so awesome!!

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

U SURE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE LOVIN U

I DIED, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

MY LOVER'S GOT NO MONEY
HE'S GOT HIS DUNGAREES

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Was "Freed From Desire" the first and last handbag house track about converting to Islam?

I'm leaning towards "Let Me Show You Love", but on any given day I could pick "Keep Warm" or "U Sure Do" or "There's Nothing I Won't Do" or "Dreamer" or "Freed From Desire" or...

I'm uploading "Keep Warm" now. Deej you must check it.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

The dance remix of Dolly Parton's "Peace Train" (cover of Cat Stevens) I've been obsessing over fits in here sonically, but it's a) too recent and b) too gay.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

ahhh thats one of the ones i DO know already ... tho to be fair i may have gotten the recommend in some other house thread on ilx from you already (xp to the jinny track)

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

so far these have all been on youtube btw

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

I only know Livin' Joy and Junior Vasquez on this list.

HI DERE, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

narrowed it painfully down to these 5:
K-Klass - Let Me Show You Love
Jinny - Keep Warm
Gala - Freed From Desire (MR JACK MIX)
Grace – Not Over Yet
Livin’ Joy – Dreamer

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

Gala woman really sounds like Crystal Waters to me

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

K-Klass - Let Me Show You Love - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNTWeLUB5OI

Jinny - Keep Warm - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlTWeqLY1ew

JX - There's Nothing I Won't Do - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZOfQo-ytmo

Berri - Sunshine After The Rain - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtFP7aL2X-Q

Strike - U Sure Do - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAWfemCmDw

Gala - Freed From Desire - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AZiwQQ5bjs

Alex Party - Don't Give Me Your Life - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rr9I-xo75o

Grace – Not Over Yet - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBUT0cxtHlg

Pizzaman – Trippin’ on Sunshine - :(

Motiv-8 – Rockin’ For Myself - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FJiHJb4bs

Livin’ Joy – Dreamer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-30nX3a6IF4

Sister Bliss – Life’s a Bitch - :(

Nush – U Girls - :( but "U Girls part 2" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya5oz6mQg8s

Junior Vazquez – Get Your Hands off my Man! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YukI7n8xlLQ

Farley & Heller – Ultra Flava - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caF3i6-Wc58

JX - Son of a Gun - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxsSzPy6WT8

Alex Party – Wrap Me Up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wGZ2H369E

Billie Ray Martin – Your Loving Arms - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IskJfrHo1oA

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of new shit - tim f did you hear that new surkin track spencer chow is all about??? echoes of this stuff maybe

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

the first and last handbag house track about converting to Islam?

*highly inappropriate Bucketheads joke*

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

I know all of these intimately. The vote goes to Grace.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

lol uh 4 big modestly nsfw 'warnings' re the "video" for junior vazquez song

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

re that 'U Girls pt 2' youtube clip - that's the original 'U Girls' track, the part 2 is just a ref to the video clip itself

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

pics on that one are kinda nsfw also

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

voted Jinny cos it's an underdog. incidentally also the oldest track on the list - predating 'handbag' tag (not sure when that really came about - probably goes back to the Stooges like everything else)

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I think it's technically italo-house? But it's totally handbag to its svelte little handle.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

"speaking of new shit - tim f did you hear that new surkin track spencer chow is all about??? echoes of this stuff maybe"

haven't been able to find it yet. Am on the look-out.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

I was torn between There's Nothing I Won't Do and Dreamer and eventually plumped for JX because I'm assuming everyone will vote for the other one.

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

for ppl looking for that surkin track: http://hypem.com/search/surkin/1/

t_g, Thursday, 17 January 2008 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Voted Jinny, though I always lumped it in with the Eurodance mob rather than the handbag house crowd.

Billy Dods, Thursday, 17 January 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

that was one angry mob

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

Torn somewhere between Grace and Gala. "Not Over Yet" is my default answer but this choice is rock.

The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

i voted for "there's nothing i won't do". fond memories of skating at the roller rink to this tune. shit is inspirational.

r1o natsume, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

listening again, i love how restrained the trance-like synths are. i assume there is a longer version with an epic breakdown? can i nominate urban cookie collective "feels like heaven" for part 2 plz

r1o natsume, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

(That Surkin track is excellent btw)

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

The correct choice can ONLY be...

keep, keep, keep, warm, keep-keep warm, KEEP WARM!

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

The Surkin track is the first one on his player at http://www.myspace.com/surkin

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh wow i think that Surkin track is sampling Bump's 'I'm Rushin' (or whatever that also sampled)

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

This one of the best polls EVER. I'm sure there are many tracks that could be added, but this would be my addition:

Double Dee - "Found Love"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM5ZayzgHSw
(song kicks in about 1:00)

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I listened to that Surkin track. It's good! I like the Technotronic synth-riff, but it's the vocals that make it appropriate for this thread. I also like the cut-up vocals on "Radio Fireworks".

It'd be funny but also very understandable if post-Justice electro was about to go through the "rave" era that electro-house went through in 2005 ("Washing Up", "Geht Nocht" etc.). I do wish a veneer of sonic harshness wasn't a prerequisite. Like, if the influence of "Robot Rock" was balanced out with some of Cosmos's "Take Me With You".

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

I always rep for Kym Sims 'Too Blind To See It', as old as 'Keep Warm', slower and 'housier' (in that US style) than anything here but light and poppy enough to warrant the handbag term.

Is interesting to see which American tracks did cross into handbag territory and the differences in style. I never associate it with campness as much as I do cute girls (because I never went to gay clubs duh) but obv. some of the tracks in this poll are obviously targetting Gay market more than others (Vasquez and Sister Bliss esp.) but the ease with which all of these tunes, like the range of fans they attracted, fit with each other remains pleasing.

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

xpost:
I feel like there are lots of tracks around like that and I was thinking about your "bling" comment the other day and was wondering if you'd heard "Cross the Dancefloor" by Treasure Fingers which is one of my top 2 or 3 house tracks from last year:

http://www.myspace.com/treasurefingers (third track in the player, also has his Fergie and Ocelot remixes which are stupendous)

Every type of crowd seemed to enjoy it.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

and xpost
Steve, how great is the *rap* in "Too Blind to See It"????

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Kym Sims' "I Must Be Free" fits closer more than "Too Blind" (and fwiw, I've always preferred the sly "Take My Advice" to "Too Blind").

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

like that Treasure Fingers track. i would have dance with all this US DP wannabeez :)

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Tim, many of these new tracks sound less harsh and more sheen-y in full form (as opposed to the compressed versions in the myspace players). You might also like Russ Chimes or Miami Horror.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost, haha. They're really all over. Russ Chimes is in Southwark, Miami Horror in Melbourne, etc etc.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

I voted for "Dreamer." But I infinitely prefer the more enervated "Don't Stop Movin'" which preserves the suggestion that even if you don't stop movin', you still might remain in place (presumably around that handbag).

Next is "Not Over Yet" ("Hand in Hand" was nice too); then "Keep Warm," "Son of a Gun" (was "Touch & Go" the most fecund song for early 1990s dance?), and "Freed From Desire."

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Something like Jeanie Tracy's "Do You Believe in the Wonder" orbits around handbag proper (?) too, no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v07B8Sy-2yQ

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

probably goes back to the Stooges like everything else

NOW you're getting it!

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

thought u were gonna take the 'prefer the second single' thing TOO far there and say you prefer 'Let A Boy Cry' to 'Freed From Desire'!

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

some of these i really hated at the time - namely Berri, Strike, Alex Party (liked 'Read My Lips/Saturday Night Party' tho), Livin' Joy and to a lesser extent Junior V and JX The Dog. had turned around on all of these in the end except Berri and i still kinda hate 'Don't Give Me Your Life' (it's just TOO nagging and i don't get anything from the vocal).

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is missing the piano-y bits from Cubic 22 - "Night in Motion"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Ez8sRJNnk

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

The Gala track is so classic.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

(TBH if this sound is going to come back from anywhere its more likely to be from bassline than from nu-French dance but if it does I'm happy whatever).

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

but the ease with which all of these tunes, like the range of fans they attracted, fit with each other remains pleasing

OTM. I did go to gay clubs A LOT during this time duh and some of these were spun to the point of nausea. And check out the scrumptious array of bois in most of these vids.

As for the Junior vid, yes please.

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

I love the awfulness of Gala's voice on the version of "Freed From Desire" I have. It's like they pulled her from half-finishing a marathon, made her down five shots of tequila and told her to go nuts.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Freed From Desire (Mr Jack Club Mix) - need a half the length edit tho really

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

Is The Tamperer handbag? I've never fully understood the term.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

(could never see the wood for the trees I'm thinking)

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i'd say so. it's a feeling not a genre ;)

youtube
Search Results for “shooting stars vic reeves dancing to gala”
No videos found for 'shooting stars vic reeves dancing to gala'

;_;

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

ooooh, what about Jomanda???

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

N-Trance?

Ronan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

it's pretty much shorthand for 'house (derived) songs which got in the top 40 or some equivalent of commercial success'

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's interesting because some of these are very Euro (the "What is Love" melody), some are very Garage (an in New Jersey garage), and some are more from the UK post-rave.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

"as in"

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's why you can only really apply the 'handbag' term by looking at the song's popularity (ie accessibility).

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

i think also you can tell which of these songs were written with the specific intention of trying to make a big hit (Strike, K-Klass, Alex Party...the more anthemic ones) and the ones where the focus was more on just wanting to make an impact in clubs and if it goes beyond that then that's a bonus (Sanchez, Farley & Heller, Sister Bliss).

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

If you go in any one direction too much though it stops sounding like handbag I think.

Like, N-Trance's "Set You Free" could be a handbag classic except that its breakbeat explosions make it sound like a (belated) golden age of hardcore rave classic instead. Even Bizarre Inc.'s "I'm Gonna Get You" feels slightly outside this interzone owing to its breakbeat rhythm.

Conversely, Robin S's "Show Me Love" - just a bit too slow and (US) housey for this thread, but brilliant. Whereas Corona and The Real McCoy feel too obviously Euro and Jaydee's "Plastic Dreams" feels too UK prog house clubbing classy. I should probably have included Felix's "Don't You Want Me" though.

The Tamperer are separate due to the time that they emerged more than anything else I think.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

If I'd included "Set You Free" it would have gone right down to the wire with K-Klass for me.

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

God, "Keep Warm" is so incredible.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

Good points Tim. I'm wondering where that euro synth melody comes from - Vivaldi/Debussy or Salsa???

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

but then Madison Avenue was like Handbag 2.0 xxxp

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

It's the relatively fast 4X4 plus piano riffs plus rave sounds plus song-based female vocals that define the heart of this genre for me. It's a very pure sound, like the producers involved had progressively purged any element that might be offputting to a non-pill-popping, non-clubbing general public (breakbeats, instrumentals etc.) while (paradoxically) the combination of the elements they retained conveyed perfectly to that same public would it would be like to go out clubbing and pop pills.

x-post yes definitely Madison Avenue were Handbag Mark II - with the original genre's relationship to rave replaced with a similar relationship to French House and filter-disco.

Although the contemporaneous trance-pop also made a bid for this crown ("Toca's Miracle" etc.)

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

No surprises that the producer behind Madison Avenue now makes Oz haircut house (a la TV Rock rather than Justice) under the moniker Vandalism. His biggest crime being a particularly gruesome jaded female singer reworking of Steve Bug's remix of Freaks' "The Creeps" called "Creeps (Get On The Dancefloor)".

Tim F, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

what about stuff like captain hollywood 'more and more' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfmsu97D4aA
??? how would you qualify this ... minor key/gothic kinda thing

deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

i think like Tim says that's got too many Euro hallmarks, somehow it sounds further from this than Haddaway despite the similarities between the two otherwise. maybe this is just because 'What Is Love' was the more successful single here (and probably all over Europe, and indeed the US where I'm surprised it's relatively well known).

blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

I've gone for Berri cos no-one else appears to have done so. It's kind of a three-way tie between that, 'U Sure Do' and 'Not Over Yet' really, though.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

It's well known because of the movie Night at the Roxbury. I'm thinking the synth line I'm thinking of comes from latin freestyle.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, xpost

Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Mousse T - "Horny"? (maybe closer to Tamperer era)

Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

I always liked the o-so-typical breakdown to just one thin synth line and then the (moog) melody comes in, it's done on nearly all of those. See also DJ Jean & Peran "I Give My Life", Kellee "My Love", Deep Zone "It's Gonna Be All Right" (THE ultimate stereotypical handbag anthem ever I think), Grooveyard "Mary Go Wild", Klubbheads "Klubbhopping", Kadoc "The Nighttrain", etc.

Siegbran, Friday, 18 January 2008 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

And of course: The Original "I Luv U Baby", The Course "Ready Or Not"

Siegbran, Friday, 18 January 2008 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

'u sure do'

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

i think origins of 'handbag' maybe coming from garage loyalists c. 93-4? a derogatory thing?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

'dreamer' might be the best but it kind of feels too... ravey to be tru handbag?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'd also add:
Aftershock - Slave To The Vibe
Loveland - Let The Music Lift You Up
O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down
Hed Boys - Girls And Boys
Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine
T-empo - Saturday Night Sunday Morning
Klatsch - God Save The Queer
99th Floor Elevator - Hooked
Chrissy Ward - Right And Exact
Hi-Lux - I've Never Felt This Way
Diva - The Sun Always Shines On TV
Lippy Lou - Liberation
Jam & Spoobn - Right In The Night / Find Me
20 Fingers - Short Dick Man
Sunglasses Ron - Feel Da Beat
Candy Girls - Wham Bam

mike t-diva, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Mike, "Trippin' On Sunshine" is one of the options if you'd like to vote for it.

Tim F, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

Oh heck, my eyes, my eyes...

mike t-diva, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

omg i just watched 5 seconds of each of those videos. painful. i'm happy to say i remember only 2 of them.

jaime, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

woah

blueski, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

i thought dreamer would win. would've voted for u sure do or keep warm though (cd have caused a tie, oh well). only one i have on 12 is junior vasquez tho, which i still really like... actually i may have gone for it, reckon it's a bit underrated.

or something, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

WTF? Gothtards

Noodle Vague, Friday, 25 January 2008 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is this thread about.

The Brainwasher, Friday, 25 January 2008 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

I just noticed the Junior track, I don't know if it fits with the rest (although I LOVE it).

Spencer Chow, Friday, 25 January 2008 09:16 (eighteen years ago)


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