encyclopedia of key/ki puns

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"i'm on top with the keys, move over alicia" - pusha t "we got it 4 cheap (intro)"

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

"i move keys you can call me the piano man" - jay-z "what we do"

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

short version:
2002 - Jay on "What We Do"
probably a few 90s dudes before that
800 Clipse freestyles after that

(haha xpost)

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

also the obnoxious chorus to "keys open doors"

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

"i touch more keys than billy joel's piano" - malice "dopeman"

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

his piano touches keys? now that's just clumsy word choice.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

not really doing a lot to dispel the clipse stanccusations, j.s.

and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

also, does Billy Joel's piano have more keys than other pianos?

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

"I move weight til I run out-of-keys, like Skateboard P's singin'"

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

a hoos is not touching this thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

not really doing a lot to dispel the clipse stanccusations, j.s.

-- and what, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

^^i don't mind this cuz i love lord willin and we got it 4 cheap tbh but ftr i think hell hath is garbage

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

and no lol you got off when the hipsters got on, it's just really stale and the beats suck

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

it was my album of the year for 06 ;_; x infinity

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

extra disappointing bcuz i didn't download or listen to the leak, walked to the store that day in the rain to buy it and "support" the artist and then i didn't like it at all

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 January 2008 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

you know i stay in the kitchen, aint no takeout for me / cook that shit til its bone white, call it a skeleton key

and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

best shit on the block, other dope cant relate / cuz alla my keys say "do not duplicate"

and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

got cameras on her and feds'll never get this / watch me on the corner youll be a key witness

and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

you move keys, and we move grand pianos

The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

"pusha ton, i keep that shake like diddy/ in virginia beach i give out keys to the city"

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)


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