1. Percy Sledge: "When a Man Loves a Woman" 2. Paul & Paula: "Hey Paula!" 3. The Four Seasons: "Sherry" 4. Prince: "Head" 5. Prince: "Sister" 6. Milli Vanilli: "Girl You Know It's True" 7. Kelis: "Milkshake" 8. BWP: "Is The P Still Good?" 9. BWP: "Two Minute Brother" 10. Lil Kim: "How Many Licks" 11. LL Cool J: "Doin It" 12. B-Rock and The Bizz: "My Baby Daddy" 13. The Shirelles: "Soldier Boy" 14. George Jones: "He Stopped Loving Her Today" 15. George Jones: "Her Name Is..." 16. George Jones: "The Grand Tour" 17. George Jones: "If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me (Her Memory Will)" 18. George Jones: "The King Is Gone (So Are You)" 19. Ghostface Killah: "Camay" 20. Judy Garland: "The Boy Next Door" 21. Aneka: "Japanese Boy" 22. Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti: "For Kate I Wait" 23. Art Brut: "Emily Kane" 24. Lefty Frizzell: "The Long Black Veil" 25. Billie Holiday: "I Must Have That Man!" 26. Bow Wow Wow: "Louis Quatorze" 27. Bob Dylan: "You're a Big Girl Now" 28. Boney M: "Rasputin" 29. Candi Staton: "Young Hearts Run Free" 30. 2 Live Crew: "If You Believe in Having Sex" 31. Au Pairs: "Come Again" 32. The Crystals: "Uptown" 33. The Crystals: "He's a Rebel" 34. The Crystals: "He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)" 35. The Crystals: "He’s Sure the Boy I Love" 36. The Crystals: "Then He Kissed Me" 37. Darlene Love: "(Today I Met) The Boy I’m Gonna Marry" 38. DeBarge: "Be My Lady" 39. DeBarge: "Time Will Reveal" 40. DeBarge: "Queen of My Heart" 41. El DeBarge: "I'll Be There" 42. DeBarge: "What Your Name?" 43. Dolly Parton: "Jolene" 44. Sweet: "Wig Wam Bam" 45. Mouth and MacNeal: "How Do You Do" 46. Jilted John: "Jilted John" 47. Rod Stewart: “Maggie May” 48. Dave Edmunds: "Girls Talk" 49. ABBA: "Does Your Mother Know" 50 The Jackson 5: "The Love You Save" 51. Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty: "As Soon As I Hang Up The Phone" 52. Maroon 5: "This Love" 53. Paula Abdul: "Cold Hearted" 54. Dexys Midnight Runners: “Come on Eileen” 55. The Human League: "Don't You Want Me" 56. AC/DC: “You Shook Me All Night Long” 57. The Modern Lovers: "I'm Straight"
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)
58. Odds, "Heterosexual Man"
Duh.
― bug, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
Ban Kevin John BOZOLKA
― gershy, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
59. Hall and Oates - Maneater
― Hurting 2, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
60. lou reed - i like women
― electricsound, Monday, 4 February 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)
61 - status quo: roll over...
― nonightsweats, Monday, 4 February 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)
Why only 1000? You could easily make a list of 100000
― Geir Hongro, Monday, 4 February 2008 11:58 (seventeen years ago)
62. Killer Mike feat. Big Boi: "A.D.I.D.A.S."
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 February 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)
57. The Modern Lovers: "I'm Straight"
This is incorrect. "I'm Straight" is about not smoking dope (like "Hippie Johnny"). Try doing your homework.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)
63. Ramones - Blitzkrieg Poppage
― Øystein, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)
um I can't think of ANY lol
― highschoolworld, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)
I put that song on the list precisely for that reason. Of course, I know the title refers to dope (did you honestly think I wouldn't know that?). But it's still a song about heterosexual desire. And lest you have any doubts, on Precise Modern Lovers Order Richman explicitly states that the song is about a girl.
Finally, try being a bit more humane when correcting someone.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)
64. Hongroe - Suck The Nut
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)
65. wait (the whisper song)
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)
66. "my girl bill' - jim stafford
― m coleman, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)
Well, with all due respect, nowhere in the song is the gender of the object of Jonathan's affection revealed. And telling you to do your homework is hardly inhumane.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
Jonathan's extrapolation in a live setting doesn't alter the fact that the song itself fails to reveal it, thus it does not warrant inclusion.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 4 February 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)
Fine. I hereby reclaim "I'm Straight" as a song of wild sexual indeterminacy. Let's see how far I get with that.
66. Soulja Boy: "Soulja Girl" (since #64 above has yet to be written).
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 February 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
Judy Garland: "The Boy Next Door"
heterosexual in theory but in practice?
― m coleman, Monday, 4 February 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)
Right. A thin line but a necessary one for camp (at least its original meaning).
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 February 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)
Oh yeah. Replace the polymorphously perverse #57 with Julie Roberts: "Men & Mascara"
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 February 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
village people "sex over the phone".
― or something, Monday, 4 February 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
awesome thread
― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 4 February 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)
67: Clawfinger - Right To Rape
― Bodrick III, Monday, 4 February 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
As usual with your proposals, I never made that song.
This one, on the other hand... :) http://www.uhort.no/artist/Hongroe/sang/5247
― Geir Hongro, Monday, 4 February 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
68. "As Time Goes By"
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
-- Geir Hongro, Monday, February 4, 2008 6:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
wow this is really good
― and what, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
wtf geir
post less bullshit and more weirdo euro sex jams
http://www.uhort.no/artist/Hongroe
If you go to Geir's artist page, there's several other nice tunes to download. Gotta love the quasi-reggae vibes "Just Another Friday Night".
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
"vibes of"
(did you honestly think I wouldn't know that?).
There's a lot I honestly think you don't know!
― ian, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)
69. Ian & Sylvia: "Love is Strange"
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)
70 Sir Hubert Parry Jerusalem
71 Paul Robeson Joe Hill
72 a-ha Take on Me
73 Neil Diamond Sweet Caroline
74 Robbie Williams Angels
75 Josh Ritter Change of Time
76 Édith Piaf Je Ne Regrette Rien
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:10 (eleven years ago)
i dunno "Sir Hubert Parry" sounds like he might bat for the other side
― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago)