The Knife Wanted

GREAT thread idea

Bruce: "Who do you think would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?"
Kevin: "The monkey?"
B: "I'll say! This kid, well she's a girl really, she goes to my pool, and
she has false teeth. I found them in the pool when I was diving for
pucks.... And she can't eat meat, know why?"
K: "No teeth."
B: "No, she's a vegetarian.... One thing I don't wanna be when I grow up, is
a butcher. Is this what you wanted to be when you were a kid like me?"
K: "Yeah kid, it's a lifelong dream come true. Say kid, where's your mom?"
B: "Oh I'm killing time because she's getting a makeover."
Cut to Mark in a mud pack that's being sanded off by power tools.
B: "My mom says that if there's a depression, that I'll have to enter a dance
marathon, cause I'm the man of the house. I better start sloooow. You know
what's in wieners? Well, there's cow's eyes, and dog's heads, and old phone
books, and of course, *wiener flavor*.... How much do you think my head
weighs?"
K: "With or without hair?"
B: "With." [rolls eyes as if to say 'Duh']
K: "Twelve pounds."
B: "If my head were veal, which I know it is not, how much would it be
worth?"
K: "Fifty four dollars."
B: [Mulls it over a moment] "No, I don't think I'll sell."

I'm looking for a 7" bowie with a ivory or black pearl handle.

I have a half dozen tactical folding knives with 3" blades to trade.

Also can someone give me an idea what an above average Katani and Wakizashi will cost?

I have an answer, but I'll only reveal it after someone else can explain the best way to involve the lay public in participatory government schemes on incredibly complex issues such as energy and natural resource allocation. Also looking for cheap Telex 12"s, thanks.

this guy was on the discogs.com forums looking for the same stuff. amazing.

get 1 life

http://www.ebay.com/

seriously, mcan i'd ditch this lousy forum and fish around here