So I recently wrote an article in which I mentioned some band rocking really hard. Had I not been rushed for time, I would have tried to come up with something more descriptive and less cliched than "it'll rock your face off" which is what I ended up writing. ILM, I ask you: when something rocks really, really hard, what does it do you? We've heard of faces being melted, asses being rocked off, etc etc. Got any good ones?
― Emily Bjurnhjam, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
It rocks so hard your ears will blow you.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
lawn, die (to paraphrase an old Motorhead line).
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
It rocks so hard your cat will die.
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
"assets" "liquidate"
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
PS: In said article, the band I'm referring to is my fake metal band, Gore Knob.
― Emily Bjurnhjam, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
scrotum, clench.
― ian, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
"Mum", "smoke crack"
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
so hard the memory of michael jackson/prince will be irradicated
― bb, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
so hard lemmy feels immasculated
― bb, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)
rocks so hard your foot will tap in an agreeable way?
― Thomas, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
It rocks so hard your dick will start issuing parking tickets.
― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
It rocks so hard your sternum will granulate.
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
It rocks so hard your shit will shit.
― contenderizer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
It rocks so hard your piss will vomit.
― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)
nuts will explode
― snoball, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
genitalia will ejaculate gravel
your piss will burn for weeks.
― ian, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
dog will melt
― contenderizer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
children will learn to read
― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
your life will end.
― ian, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
your lawn will never again need watering
― contenderizer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)
it rocks so hard your assets will squirrel a sensible percentage of themselves away in a 401(k) plan
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
it rocks so hard your coworkers will not fault the cut of your slacks
― contenderizer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:24 (eighteen years ago)
it rocks so hard your mother will cry.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
it rocks so hard Mount Rushmore will give up and retire to the south of France.
― snoball, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
your HOOS will HOOS
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)
bra will unhook
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
Bowels will steam
― Michael White, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
Whiney, I think I prefer 'your HOOS will STEEN'
― emil.y, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
people in the UK will wake up and think it's an earthquake.
― snoball, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:47 (eighteen years ago)
next post on ILM will look like the lamest post ever.
― snoball, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
Cliff Richards will cum in his pants
― Fer Ark, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:14 (eighteen years ago)
you will hate everyone for being gay fags
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:17 (eighteen years ago)
you will kill people for the sake of hating anything that don't rock as hard
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:18 (eighteen years ago)
you will destroy the surplus of everything. you will rip up a person's body with your own knife and testosterone. you will kill people so hard that their blood will seem like a welcoming party to their death.
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:20 (eighteen years ago)
That fake band rocked so hard I decided to open a bag of potato chips.
― Gorge, Saturday, 1 March 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)