Who's worse - Beyonce or Fergie

(Oops that one was supposed to be a poll. Oh nevermind. It was just for the sake of the statement anyway ;) )

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...fant?

I thought Alex in NYC had started this.

fergie

^^^http://media.arstechnica.com/articles/culture/teardowns.media/jobsmcduck.jpg

fantastic

fantabulous

fanta

fanteater

"It was just for the sake of the statement anyway"

great. I was worrying it was for some greater purpose.

http://balkanbuy.com/shop/images/products/detail_66_fant-za-kosani.jpg

http://www.eurofoodmart.com/images/product_images/fantgulashpaprikash.jpg

fant tell me nothing

http://www.3delavnica.com/@upload/Sigmund/fant.jpg

Is that enough? Are you guys getting the fantcept here?

I feel fant.

http://www.mardigraschicago.com/images/DSC00410.jpg

lol guy over green's shoulder

6:38:31 PM) BEYONCE: i liked geirs failed poll tonight
(6:38:41 PM) BEYONCE: Who's worse - Beyonce or Fergie
(6:38:41 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: wtf rza?!
(6:38:42 PM) LADY JAYE: total geirbot
(6:39:12 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: those fanta girls
(6:39:22 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i would have sex with all this
(6:39:35 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: rza got on ilm and created a wu tang sock
(6:39:38 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: even the chunky hawknosed one
(6:39:44 PM) BEYONCE: esp. orange
(6:39:45 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: looks like an obese falcon
(6:39:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah orange is bangin
(6:40:00 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: purple looks like shed be a freak in the sheets
(6:40:02 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: look at that face
(6:40:04 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes a dirty bird
(6:40:17 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: green has got a cindy mccain thing goin on
(6:40:19 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: id fuck wit it
(6:40:28 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: unlace that shit
(6:40:34 PM) LADY JAYE: has anyone ever even had one of the fantas that isn't orange
(6:40:42 PM) LADY JAYE: talking about sodas now
(6:40:43 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: green looks boring/clueless
(6:40:48 PM) IDI AMIN: im thrirsty for an orabge fanta now
(6:40:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol idi
(6:40:54 PM) BEYONCE: i think green would be the worst lay
(6:41:00 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: yup
(6:41:02 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah i believe it
(6:41:04 PM) BEYONCE: purple and red the best
(6:41:10 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: otm
(6:41:13 PM) BEYONCE: and u could probably arrange a 3som w/ those two
(6:41:17 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: red is the grateful type
(6:41:21 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: purple just loves the dick
(6:41:24 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: so present, so grateful
(6:41:41 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: orange looks like smokes a lot of weed and would fall asleep while youre going down on her
(6:41:41 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: orange probably has to get high first, and it turns into this big thing
(6:41:44 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol xp
(6:41:48 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: haha
(6:41:49 PM) BEYONCE: hahaha
(6:41:51 PM) LADY JAYE: wow
(6:42:05 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: who the fuck is CASPAR WEINBERGER
(6:42:08 PM) LADY JAYE: CASPAR
(6:42:09 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: mind meld and shit
(6:42:12 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: keep going
(6:42:18 PM) LADY JAYE: ilx poster CASPAR
(6:42:19 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: i can't hold it, can't hold it
(6:42:20 PM) LADY JAYE: i think
(6:42:22 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: ya
(6:42:24 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i bet red could look kinda bangin with like a myspace fat girl angle shot
(6:42:25 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i wanna see the fanta girls
(6:42:31 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: http://www.mardigraschicago.com/images/DSC00410.jpg
(6:42:40 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: SHELBY FOOTE that's like the 4th or 5th time you've asked who the fuck i am
(6:42:52 PM) LADY JAYE: purple is total kogan territory
(6:42:53 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: not that anybody should remember
(6:42:55 PM) LADY JAYE: back off guys
(6:42:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: the more i look at orange the more she reminds me of falkor
(6:43:04 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: wait does kogan like little ones
(6:43:06 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: kogan whatever
(6:43:10 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lil bitty chicks love dick
(6:43:13 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: after the aja joke im wondering if i am missing anything
(6:43:20 PM) IDI AMIN: omg SHELBY FOOTE otm about orange
(6:43:25 PM) LADY JAYE: what's up with the red one
(6:43:31 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: like i said
(6:43:36 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: haha falkor
(6:43:45 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: green has a snorg girl vibe
(6:43:46 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: check it
(6:43:49 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: the red ones is kinda weird looking but i bet she has OKAY boobs.
(6:43:52 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: im kind of a big fanta
(6:43:59 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: red ones tits are nice
(6:44:02 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: check the green tits
(6:44:04 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: high as fuck
(6:44:09 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: bra stuffer.
(6:44:11 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: snorg girl looks like she's writing theses and shit next to green
(6:44:11 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: perky lil mufucks
(6:44:13 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: u think
(6:44:23 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: really yall
(6:44:37 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: we need to break this shit down
(6:44:40 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: so not gonna happen style
(6:44:44 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: find out who mustache dude is
(6:44:58 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: he's a Pirate of Lake Michigan
(6:45:04 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: (i hope)
(6:45:09 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: its actually kogan
(6:45:13 PM) LADY JAYE: idk even know who these ppl are
(6:45:19 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: he cant tell they have tits from behind
(6:45:26 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah trust me, any girl with little boobs wears a padded bra so what you're looking at is mostly bra on the green one
(6:45:27 PM) LADY JAYE: i was gonna say i thought the fanta girls were more "diverse"
(6:45:30 PM) LADY JAYE: http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/6097000/ngbbs42fcf943a4059.jpg
(6:45:31 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: doesnt know theres grass on the field
(6:45:42 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: thats not nearly as interesting
(6:45:46 PM) LADY JAYE: i know
(6:45:54 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: green's hair so matches her tits
(6:45:56 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i like that pathetic fanta poster
(6:45:59 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: far right looks like that chick from the apprentice
(6:46:04 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: manufactured
(6:46:16 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: why is the exclamation point a difft color
(6:46:25 PM) BEYONCE: its a lot of difft colors
(6:46:33 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i would love to see what these girls dress like on the regular
(6:46:35 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: actually i feel like greeny is the only one who really tried to make her hair bouffanty
(6:46:39 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: dude
(6:46:43 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: orange is rockin the pomp
(6:46:45 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: like the other girls didnt try to do it right
(6:46:48 PM) BEYONCE: i started out w/ orange as no 1 but i think im on a purple tip now
(6:46:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: sayin, beyonce
(6:46:58 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: look at that look
(6:47:02 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: both are dope
(6:47:03 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: orange didnt do it right. or at least i cant see it properly.
(6:47:07 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: theyre in order of preference for me
(6:47:10 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: r to l
(6:47:14 PM) BEYONCE: haha omt
(6:47:15 PM) BEYONCE: otm
(6:47:21 PM) LADY JAYE: there is a mardi gras in chicago
(6:47:22 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: purp is one of those girls who is tiny but has big arms. possibly a gymnast.
(6:47:31 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: im sure cindy mccain there would be shattered i would go for her fattey bff before her
(6:47:36 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: oh word
(6:47:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: its been a minute since i was with a redhead
(6:47:53 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i bet she can do some fucked up flexible shit
(6:47:53 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: its like a whole different world down there
(6:48:03 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: like fucking an alien or some shit
(6:48:06 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: dont get excited idi amin
(6:48:14 PM) IDI AMIN: ha ha ha
(6:48:19 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah green would be completely appalled if someone picked red over her
(6:48:20 PM) BEYONCE: yeah red looks like shed be a lot of fun
(6:48:31 PM) LADY JAYE: red is drunk in that pic imo
(6:48:32 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: red smokes marlboro lights
(6:48:43 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: but i bet red has nice boobs and gives a good BJ
(6:48:47 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: hell yeah
(6:48:49 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: WHY AM I DOING THIS
(6:48:51 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes got her hand on greens side
(6:48:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: chaki/orbit style
(6:49:00 PM) IDI AMIN: why not? i say
(6:49:05 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah thats an old fattey trick
(6:49:13 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: try to hide as much of your body as possible by embracing others
(6:49:17 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol you sound like obi wan
(6:49:26 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: fattey mind tricks
(6:49:26 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: hahaha
(6:49:27 PM) LADY JAYE: lool
(6:49:31 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i know all the good fattey tricks
(6:49:32 PM) BEYONCE: red is also a-1 b/c shes def. up for a 3some
(6:49:43 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: red looks like shes down 4 whatever
(6:49:51 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: she's also doing the head tilted in the air to hide double chin thing
(6:49:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: look who has genuine smiles there
(6:49:58 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: red + purp
(6:50:03 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: cindy mccain is faking it
(6:50:04 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i think orange MIGHT be either the designated driver or stoned
(6:50:05 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: orange is blunted
(6:50:15 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: green is an astronauts wife
(6:50:22 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: head tilt minimizes hawk nose also
(6:50:27 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol
(6:50:30 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: the more i think about it the more green is really gross
(6:50:33 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah
(6:50:38 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes probably like 20 or something
(6:50:42 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: bitch looks old
(6:50:45 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: a 20 yr old shouldnt have a tan, sinewy neck
(6:51:02 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i think shes a t-1000 or something
(6:51:06 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: sent to kill the real fanta girls
(6:51:14 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: stepfant wife
(6:51:20 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i think red is actually taking a dick in this photo
(6:51:24 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: the look on her face
(6:51:25 PM) LADY JAYE: lolol
(6:51:31 PM) BEYONCE: or shes that 35 yr old who hangs out with 22 year olds to be cool
(6:51:34 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: suprise buttsecks
(6:51:36 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: where's Orange's hand?!
(6:51:38 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: she's actually red's mom
(6:51:40 PM) LADY JAYE: green reminds me slightly of rihanna tbh
(6:51:41 PM) BEYONCE: around chaki
(6:51:42 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: what's red carry in that purse?1
(6:51:43 PM) LADY JAYE: if she was more tan
(6:51:52 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: maybe orange is slightly fat too the way she is hiding in the back ground like that
(6:51:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: thats cold jaye
(6:51:59 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: let her be
(6:52:09 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah i figured orange for the other fattey
(6:52:14 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes got big cheeks
(6:52:19 PM) LADY JAYE: clothes match they phone
(6:52:21 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: probly got that lane bryant model look
(6:52:21 PM) LADY JAYE: that's red btw
(6:52:29 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: regular sized head, big ass hips
(6:52:38 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes rockin the midriff though so maybe not
(6:52:44 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah probably not
(6:52:45 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: you cant see her tits or anything
(6:52:45 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: she's showing the most midriff
(6:52:48 PM) BUMBLEBEE: wow u guys
(6:52:53 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i go away for 20 minutes
(6:52:56 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i could go on forever
(6:52:56 PM) LADY JAYE: midriff covered in fishnets btw
(6:52:59 PM) LADY JAYE: if you look closely
(6:53:03 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i'm kind of into green
(6:53:07 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: ew yeay
(6:53:15 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: whats the dudes story behind them that has like circular glasses and a dopey look on his face
(6:53:15 PM) BEYONCE: lol you would
(6:53:18 PM) BEYONCE: cougar hunter
(6:53:24 PM) BUMBLEBEE: but you guys sold me on red and orange
(6:53:25 PM) BEYONCE: that was to BUMBLEBEE
(6:53:38 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: http://www.mardigraschicago.com/images/DSC00396.jpg
(6:53:40 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: if i had a choice i'd pick red and purple
(6:53:45 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: that him on far right?
(6:53:51 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: orange looks bored and green is fucking disturbing
(6:54:03 PM) BEYONCE: michelle otm
(6:54:31 PM) LADY JAYE: i think red jewish fwiw
(6:54:32 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah thats him CASPAR
(6:54:36 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: what the fuck are those dudes costumes? are they engine coolies or something?
(6:54:59 PM) LADY JAYE: red is*
(6:55:00 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: this looks like the lamest party ever
(6:55:13 PM) IDI AMIN: indians? look like they have mohawks
(6:55:18 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: why did only red wear the headband
(6:55:25 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: old people in matching coordinated racist costumes? worst party ever?
(6:55:38 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: i think not...
(6:56:09 PM) BUMBLEBEE: the real fanta girls were at my hotel in chicago for a meet and greet once
(6:56:24 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: there were 1150 people there... you know there had to be some killer niches going on
(6:56:27 PM) LADY JAYE: was it during mardi gras
(6:56:32 PM) BUMBLEBEE: these four >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the real fanta girls
(6:56:33 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: hey yall
(6:56:37 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=129954949
(6:56:37 PM) LADY JAYE: mardisgraschicago.com
(6:56:52 PM) LADY JAYE: haha fugees
(6:56:53 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: purples myspace
(6:56:58 PM) BUMBLEBEE: damn son
(6:57:05 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: theres a fanta pic in her slideshow
(6:57:12 PM) BUMBLEBEE: thats some heave ho level shit
(6:57:15 PM) BEYONCE: My number one interest: German dancing!!~ If you don't know it, you should
(6:57:25 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: dude
(6:57:27 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01517/27/27/1517867272_l.jpg NOT THE SAME GIRL
(6:57:29 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah the real fantas are BORING
(6:57:33 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: same GIRLS
(6:57:37 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: except purple
(6:57:42 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: no, same
(6:57:43 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes a professional fanta girl impersonator
(6:57:48 PM) BEYONCE: orange is kinda big!
(6:57:50 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: oh damn
(6:57:52 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: youre right
(6:57:54 PM) BEYONCE: bigger than i expected
(6:57:54 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: different costumes
(6:57:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: fuck
(6:58:14 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: check purples douche boyfriend http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01523/68/22/1523442286_l.jpg
(6:58:16 PM) BUMBLEBEE: how did you find that SHELBY FOOTE?
(6:58:22 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: My Baby and Me!<3
(6:58:22 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: holy shit
(6:58:27 PM) BEYONCE: changing my opinion about purple
(6:58:28 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: YOU ARE LIKE JAYMC AND YOUR GOOGLING'
(6:58:56 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol
(6:58:59 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah purple is out
(6:59:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: she is a nail tech
(6:59:26 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: "here i am, just one-armin' a bitch at the ATM... drinkin' a miller... LITE, you know. bottle, yup."
(6:59:27 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: and is really proud of being.... german
(6:59:34 PM) IDI AMIN: O_o
(6:59:34 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: who is proud of being german????
(6:59:43 PM) IDI AMIN: hitler
(7:00:22 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i am proud of this convo
(7:00:26 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: back in 15
(7:00:27 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: is she not friends with the other fanta girls
(7:00:30 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: that is ridiculous
(7:00:32 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: hahaha
(7:01:38 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: she wants to be a weather reporter
(7:01:42 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Are you a Health Freak:If you call health fast food
(7:01:51 PM) BUMBLEBEE: lol guys she IS FRIENDS WITH FERGIE
(7:01:54 PM) BUMBLEBEE: full circle
(7:02:00 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: In the past month have you eaten Sushi:never had the stuff
(7:02:13 PM) LADY JAYE: ban
(7:02:15 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Number of CDs I own:Couldn't tell ya
(7:02:38 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: Ever been called a Tease: Yes, just comes naturally I guess
(7:02:54 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
(7:02:58 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: nazi
(7:03:14 PM) BEYONCE: im dropping purp
(7:03:15 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: MoviesFavorite movie of all, Liar Liar. I mostly enjoy comedy, and drama, no thrillers for me.
(7:03:30 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: LIAR LIAR
(7:03:33 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
(7:03:40 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: girls in costumes or uniforms are always misleading as fuck
(7:03:42 PM) IDI AMIN: a Weather reporter for any chicago news station
(7:03:42 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: dude i'm telling you Orange is the science
(7:03:47 PM) LADY JAYE: i read that as no hitlers for me
(7:03:48 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: you really gotta see them in their own lame ass clothes
(7:03:57 PM) IDI AMIN: shes nicole kidman in to die for
(7:04:04 PM) BUMBLEBEE: my friend's brother was jim carey's ass double for the shot shere the chick grab's his ass in that movie
(7:04:07 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: its real easy to get sprung off a bitch if you dont know she dresses like a slutty toddler
(7:04:07 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: so true SHELBY FOOTE
(7:04:11 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: same with MEN IN UNIFORM
(7:04:16 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol
(7:04:23 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Your Heritage:German(25%) Austrian(25%) Lithuanian(50%)
(7:04:28 PM) BUMBLEBEE: haha
(7:04:31 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: this is like some prussian blue shit
(7:04:35 PM) IDI AMIN: lol
(7:04:42 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: she's proud to be white and generic as fuck.
(7:04:42 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Your Fears: the pitch black
(7:04:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: thats-racist.gif
(7:05:06 PM) IDI AMIN: In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but July 4th was awesome
(7:05:15 PM) LADY JAYE: Number of Drugs I have taken:
2
(7:05:18 PM) LADY JAYE: weed and what else
(7:05:23 PM) LADY JAYE: x or coke
(7:05:26 PM) BUMBLEBEE: exctacy obv
(7:05:31 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: ya
(7:05:33 PM) IDI AMIN: yeah.
(7:05:41 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i cant believe she isnt friends with any of the fanta girls
(7:05:45 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: was there a big falling out
(7:05:46 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i know
(7:05:53 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: some friend
(7:06:23 PM) BEYONCE: got too into her boyfriend
(7:06:25 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i like how in her music listed she says she likes everything and proceeds to list off like 5 musicians/bands.
(7:06:25 PM) BEYONCE: stopped going out
(7:06:26 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: july 4 everything changed
(7:06:40 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: 'you get the picture'
(7:06:46 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: "I like everything... Led Zeppeling, Bob Marley, you name it"
(7:06:51 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i seriously would like to meet one other person on the planet whose favorite movie is 'liar, liar'
(7:06:54 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: holy shit yall
(7:06:55 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i bet you cannot find another person
(7:06:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i found red's myspace
(7:07:03 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: U READY
(7:07:13 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: am i gonna have to sign up for myspace just to catch up?
(7:07:21 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32239582
(7:07:25 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: MusicPretty much everything (and yes that includes Polka... especially if there is some yodeling).
(7:07:28 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: purple used to play flute, that is so obvious
(7:07:38 PM) BEYONCE: General Dancing, Reading, Writing, Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll
(7:07:44 PM) BEYONCE: ^^^ THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE INTERESTS TOO
(7:07:51 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: okay red is so much better
(7:07:52 PM) LADY JAYE: see
(7:07:55 PM) LADY JAYE: she is from chi
(7:08:02 PM) BEYONCE: red and purp both have "dave" in their top friends
(7:08:03 PM) BUMBLEBEE: u sure thats her?
(7:08:04 PM) LADY JAYE: i bet you they were the chi fanta girls
(7:08:07 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: BooksAs a literature major I should say all, but I do have a particular interest in Dostoevsky.
(7:08:10 PM) BEYONCE: oh and red has purp in her friends
(7:08:24 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i dont think being a literature major means you have to like every book ever published
(7:08:32 PM) IDI AMIN: Movies Boondock Saints
(7:08:37 PM) BEYONCE: Anyone who's down to earth, genuine and just good ol' fashion fun.

(7:08:40 PM) BEYONCE: ^^describes me
(7:08:40 PM) BUMBLEBEE: hahahahahaha
(7:08:48 PM) BUMBLEBEE: @ boondock saints
(7:09:02 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: max befriend these girls
(7:09:16 PM) LADY JAYE: she yodels
(7:09:19 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: is it a fanta girl requirement that you be 5'4" and no taller/
(7:09:26 PM) BEYONCE: i dont have a myspace
(7:09:28 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: definitely not jewish
(7:09:31 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: me neither
(7:09:42 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i have a fake acct i got so i could see borat for free
(7:09:57 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i dont think this is red :\
(7:09:58 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: and i kept it cuz its good for looking at cuet girls
(7:10:01 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: dude this is red
(7:10:03 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: she likes polka
(7:10:05 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes from chi
(7:10:05 PM) LADY JAYE: yeah dude totally is
(7:10:07 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes friends with ingrid
(7:10:14 PM) LADY JAYE: the face is pretty distinct
(7:10:16 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: she lost some weight
(7:10:20 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: big dud, people who say they are from wrigleyville in their profile
(7:10:21 PM) BEYONCE: good for her
(7:10:30 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: how many hawk nosed brunettes who like german music is ingrid friends with
(7:10:34 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i think that red outfit was just really unflattering
(7:10:46 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: look at this pic http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01214/89/44/1214284498_l.jpg
(7:10:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: same nose homie
(7:10:54 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: this is red
(7:10:58 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: these pics are probly more recent
(7:10:58 PM) LADY JAYE: yah also you can't see her torsos in these pcs
(7:11:01 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: fanta pic is from 05
(7:11:09 PM) BUMBLEBEE: ok yeah and this one too: http://a284.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_44589e0cabecbb716e2da7565ad97c43.jpg
(7:11:11 PM) BUMBLEBEE: u rite
(7:11:28 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: matching fanta costumes don't come in a wide variety of sizes
(7:11:31 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: these girls are so proud to be german!!
(7:11:35 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: THAT HAT
(7:11:36 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol
(7:11:37 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: dude it's chicago
(7:11:49 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: find the POLISH mardi gras group...
(7:11:50 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: who can find green or orange
(7:11:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: 100 pts
(7:12:15 PM) BUMBLEBEE: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Nikki+Bapert&btnG=Search
(7:12:18 PM) LADY JAYE: jill only has 80 friends....
(7:12:19 PM) BUMBLEBEE: :(
(7:12:27 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: dudes hold up you're gonna rush me and i'm gonna give myspace too much personal info
(7:12:48 PM) BUMBLEBEE: ive probably gotten drunk w/ these girls
(7:13:03 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i'm not german at all but german american fest = best weekend in chicago
(7:14:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i have like mostly german heritage and it just seems odd to me i guess that anyone would be proud to put on lederhosen and do the polka and etc
(7:14:22 PM) LADY JAYE: i don't think i know a german person
(7:14:36 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: not a big german fan
(7:14:37 PM) BEYONCE: im part german
(7:14:39 PM) IDI AMIN: i used to live in germany but that doesn't count
(7:14:46 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i work with mostly germans and they are frustrating
(7:14:47 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: im not german or anything
(7:14:53 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i lived with a german girl and she was a bitch
(7:14:59 PM) BEYONCE: germany is cool for like... philosophers and i guess? but german "culture" is pretty lame
(7:15:03 PM) IDI AMIN: i think i have some german but i'm a total mogrel
(7:15:06 PM) LADY JAYE: was she the chick form dodgeball
(7:15:07 PM) BEYONCE: i like meat and beer
(7:15:13 PM) LADY JAYE: pause
(7:15:13 PM) IDI AMIN: ^
(7:15:25 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: and cars, come one
(7:15:36 PM) BEYONCE: i meant to write philosophers and cars
(7:15:48 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i am a completely dorky mix of german and british. pale and with bad teeth, etc.
(7:15:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: ok i got something for yall
(7:15:58 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: philosophers, cars, meat, beer, war...
(7:15:59 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: and yes germans are really dorky
(7:16:02 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: hope youre sitting down
(7:16:07 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i think orange might have committed suicide
(7:16:08 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: seated
(7:16:11 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: shut up
(7:16:13 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: no lie
(7:16:13 PM) BEYONCE: ????????????????????
(7:16:17 PM) BEYONCE: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(7:16:19 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: ima research it further
(7:16:20 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: love of my life!
(7:16:20 PM) LADY JAYE: whut
(7:16:24 PM) IDI AMIN: what?
(7:17:52 PM) LADY JAYE: check my death space or w/e
(7:18:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: WHAT
(7:18:12 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: WHAT WHAT
(7:18:15 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: WHY ORANGE WHY
(7:18:17 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lol
(7:18:18 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: SERIOUSLY????????????//
(7:18:21 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: developing....
(7:18:23 PM) BUMBLEBEE: longshot but maybe orange: http://www.myspace.com/jaclynsheffield
(7:18:24 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: fanta-siren.gif
(7:18:40 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah i saw that already
(7:18:41 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: now that you mention it
(7:18:42 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: not her
(7:18:47 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: bauman is a married name
(7:18:48 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: orange does look sort of sullen in the photo
(7:19:01 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: like maybe she cant enjoy herself
(7:19:14 PM) BUMBLEBEE: oh rite i was thinking scheffield was the married name
(7:19:36 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: this is killing me
(7:19:40 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i gotta find orange or green
(7:19:58 PM) BEYONCE: im really nervous
(7:20:00 PM) BEYONCE: what if she is dead
(7:20:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah im kind of torn up over here
(7:20:25 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: ok BUMBLEBEE
(7:20:33 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: green looking better already
(7:20:33 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: u & me can do this
(7:20:42 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah maybe green is the secret smart one
(7:20:55 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: her smile is fake because shes too good for this shit
(7:21:05 PM) BUMBLEBEE: these girls look lik emore fun now: http://www.mardigraschicago.com/images/DSC00399.jpg
(7:21:12 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i found green
(7:21:14 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yall ready?
(7:21:17 PM) BUMBLEBEE: ???
(7:21:23 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: okay the cops are scary
(7:21:24 PM) IDI AMIN: !
(7:21:26 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes 21
(7:21:28 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68946449
(7:21:37 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: its like multiple clones of jan terri
(7:21:48 PM) LADY JAYE: this is insane
(7:21:52 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i was incorrect
(7:21:54 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: she is not the smartest one
(7:22:00 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: YET ANOTHER GERMAN ENTHUSIAST
(7:22:01 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: I Love German Club and Drinking Boxed Wine..
(7:22:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: wow green IS THE DUMBEST ONE OF ALL
(7:22:10 PM) BEYONCE: Hey My Name is Nikki... Im a SEXXY Hair Dresser and I love my Boss
(7:22:13 PM) LADY JAYE: haha alternating caps= tard alert
(7:22:15 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i cant believe i got 3 out of 4
(7:22:16 PM) BEYONCE: ^^why her hair was done
(7:22:17 PM) IDI AMIN: wasn't fanta invented by the nazis
(7:22:18 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yall are slacking
(7:22:22 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: hahahaha holy shit
(7:22:25 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: I Love shopping, LipGloss, TEASING MY HAIR!!! I Eat All day, AND NEVER GAIN A POUND!!!
(7:22:26 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i think idi amin is right
(7:22:38 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: it was cokes special nazi beverage
(7:22:54 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: they fuckin drink the shit out of that fanta in germany
(7:22:56 PM) BEYONCE: I HATE CHEATERS, LIARS AND ASSHOLES SO BE WARE... I HAVE SCISSORS..( HAIR STYLIST WITH A MOTIVE..
(7:22:58 PM) IDI AMIN: yeah...we'rre thropugh the looking glass people
(7:23:03 PM) BEYONCE: i heard its made out of jews
(7:23:20 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Fanta was created during World War II in Nazi Germany by the German Coca Cola (GmbH) bottling company.
(7:23:26 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Because of the war, there was no shipping between Nazi Germany and the United States. Therefore, the German bottling plant could no longer get Coca Cola syrup.
(7:23:35 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: we should add links to these myspaces on the wiki
(7:23:41 PM) BEYONCE: O_O
(7:23:47 PM) BEYONCE: IDI AMIN
yeah...we'rre thropugh the looking glass people
(7:23:56 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: neo nazis continue to be fanta enthusiasts to this day
(7:24:02 PM) LADY JAYE: myglitterspace.com
(7:24:29 PM) LADY JAYE: Matthew McConaughey Brad Pitt Regina George Queen Latifa

(7:24:31 PM) LADY JAYE: this girl is nuts
(7:24:37 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: who is dude enough to find ornage
(7:24:39 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: orange
(7:24:41 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i have no credible info
(7:24:52 PM) Unable to send message: The message is too large.
(7:24:53 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: there's a Jackie Bauman on Facebook that's a University of Illinois alum
(7:24:54 PM) IDI AMIN: what was orange's name
(7:24:56 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: Books-Yeah cuz I read them I read them...
(7:24:58 PM) BUMBLEBEE: Apr 16 2006 11:47 AM

Nikki- I think you need some serious myspace help..:)
(7:24:59 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: jackie bauman
(7:25:11 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: but 2 of the names have been wrong already
(7:25:18 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: they misspelled nikki and ingrid's last names
(7:25:29 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: and jackie bauman is a crazy common name
(7:25:48 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: nikki seems mildly retarded
(7:25:51 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lolo
(7:25:58 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: lets return to the o.g. pic
(7:26:28 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: nikki looks kinda mongoloid
(7:26:40 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: this is my least fav thing about myspace btw
(7:26:51 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: its allowed me to be all creepy & look up girls i meet at parties & shit
(7:26:54 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: but what u find is
(7:26:56 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: girls are stupid as fuck
(7:26:57 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i need to go to bed. BUT IM JUST SO HOOKED.
(7:27:05 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah it kind of ruins the mystique about everyone
(7:27:08 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: for real!
(7:27:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: it wilts my boner
(7:27:14 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: if i had one
(7:27:18 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: its the same with dudes
(7:27:18 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i can have like a 3 hr convo with some sexxxy bitch
(7:27:26 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: and then find out her fav book is the secret
(7:27:30 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: you meet someone who might be interesting, look them up and find out they are retarded
(7:27:34 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yup
(7:27:45 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: hey but better to find that up front than later
(7:27:46 PM) BEYONCE: yeah but on the other hand, it saves you the trouble
(7:27:47 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i spose.
(7:27:49 PM) BEYONCE: ya
(7:27:52 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: nah thats kinda true
(7:27:52 PM) BUMBLEBEE: fucking internet
(7:27:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i feel like back in the day ppl just rolled with it
(7:28:06 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: by the time you find that shit out youre in too deep
(7:28:11 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: but now you can screen everybody
(7:28:22 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: all our parents were like married at the age we are now
(7:28:24 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: and look what we got
(7:28:28 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i dont mind retarded guys. im getting more and more into dumbasses lately.
(7:28:29 PM) BUMBLEBEE: more green: http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/rose212/enclave039.jpg
(7:28:32 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: maybe they put bullshit on their profiles like me?
(7:28:45 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: BUMBLEBEE i already found green
(7:28:46 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: my okcupid profile is purposefully retarded
(7:28:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: step yo game up
(7:28:50 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: how many times has green told a guy "you're so smart"
(7:28:53 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: find orange or gtfo
(7:28:54 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: and my myspace is pretty dumb too
(7:28:56 PM) BUMBLEBEE: yeah thats why i said "more"
(7:29:08 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: im already ahead of you in pledged delegates
(7:29:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: green looks so stupid
(7:29:12 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i got 3 of 4
(7:29:17 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: get that last one
(7:29:31 PM) LADY JAYE: i thought the search function on myspace was so futile
(7:29:35 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yeah seriously i thought green was like stepford wife suppressing her true feelings
(7:29:38 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: but when u look now
(7:29:40 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: i put Murder She Wrote in my favorite tv shows on facebook and this girl i know wanted to talk about it
(7:29:41 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: shes obv a tard
(7:29:42 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i totally thought green was a mom
(7:29:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: GUHHHH
(7:29:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: FANTUHHH
(7:29:57 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: green was hotter when she was old
(7:30:02 PM) BUMBLEBEE: otm
(7:30:07 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: word
(7:30:13 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: now that she's young and borderline retarded she is even further down the list
(7:30:14 PM) BUMBLEBEE: red was fatter when she was young
(7:30:25 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: freshman 15
(7:30:39 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: notice purple has daddy issues?
(7:30:39 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: any word on orange?
(7:30:44 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: yeah
(7:30:45 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i saw that
(7:30:56 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: orange looks like the unflappable tat
(7:30:56 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: i bet she's real eager to please because of it
(7:31:00 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: purples dad is dead RIP
(7:31:06 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: yall know the unflappable tat
(7:31:09 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: look at orange ok
(7:31:10 PM) CASPAR WEINBERGER: we're all banal cliches
(7:31:19 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: this is orange in humpty dumpty tattoo form
(7:31:20 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o4/tuo1/unflappable.jpg
(7:31:36 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: wait
(7:31:37 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: what
(7:31:38 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: HUH
(7:31:41 PM) BUMBLEBEE: orange = the wayne loftus of the fanta girls
(7:31:43 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: THAT SCARES ME
(7:31:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: hahaha
(7:31:56 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: WHAT IS THIS SHELBY ITS HAUNTING ME
(7:31:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: BUMBLEBEE were u part of the o.g. so not gonna happen
(7:31:58 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: i missed it
(7:31:59 PM) BEYONCE: UNFLAPPABLE
(7:32:01 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: so funny
(7:32:17 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: so much hair around that tat
(7:32:25 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SERIOUSLY DISTURBED
(7:32:37 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: whose tat is that
(7:32:38 PM) BUMBLEBEE: no i came in like 1 year later
(7:32:42 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: its giving me the creeps big time
(7:32:48 PM) BUMBLEBEE: but i brought some crucial shit to the table
(7:32:54 PM) LADY JAYE: i've never met anyone with a calf tattoo and liked them
(7:32:55 PM) IDI AMIN: humpty haunts yer dreamz
(7:33:00 PM) LADY JAYE: including various bosses
(7:33:02 PM) RIN TIN TIN entered the room.
(7:33:10 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: the hair around it is wshat is really giving me goosebumps
(7:33:11 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i dont even want to admit how much time ive wasted on goole and myspace over that shit u_u
(7:33:15 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: seriously its scaring me so much
(7:33:19 PM) RIN TIN TIN: greetings
(7:33:22 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: BUT YET I CANNOT LOOK AWAY
(7:33:44 PM) IDI AMIN: unflappable
(7:34:03 PM) MICHELLE KWAN: im going to make this my desktop background
(7:35:17 PM) BUMBLEBEE: i kind of wish we did this on the thread :(

oh my.

birdface = dnw

fergie is so much worse of course

Beyonce > purple > orange > green > red > Fergie

*NEW DEVELOPMENTS* (google proofed where necessary)

LADY JAYE: Name:J1lli4n F4rl4ndNetwork:Ill. Chicago Alum
LADY JAYE: Name:J4cki3 Baum4nnNetwork:Ill. Chicago AlumMatches:Name
LADY JAYE: just saying
SHELBY FOOTE: damn
SHELBY FOOTE: good lookin out
BUMBLEBEE: (7:29:49 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: GUHHHH
(7:29:57 PM) SHELBY FOOTE: FANTUHHH
SHELBY FOOTE: and jackie on facebook is mrs j4cquel1ne b4umann from myspace?
LADY JAYE: well jackie b from myspace is on fbook
LADY JAYE: but she isn't the ill-chi alum
SHELBY FOOTE: ohh
LADY JAYE: this is anotehr jackie b with no pic and one friend
SHELBY FOOTE: not the wedding dress pic
LADY JAYE: nah
LADY JAYE: this mystery jackie b form ill chi has one friend and no pic
SHELBY FOOTE: i bet the ill-chi jackie is the 31 yr old
LADY JAYE: aka set up fbook but never used it
LADY JAYE: maybe
LADY JAYE: well
SHELBY FOOTE: false alarm
LADY JAYE: hold on
LADY JAYE: not so fast
BEYONCE: ill chi's one friend is '09
LADY JAYE: and hella german
BEYONCE: so shes prob not in her 30s
LADY JAYE: beyonce check out the pic
SHELBY FOOTE: mrs j4cquelin3 b4umann is 25
LADY JAYE: like german beer girl
BEYONCE: ya her one friend is "er1ka n3umay3r" wearing some bustier lederhosen shit
SHELBY FOOTE: wait what
SHELBY FOOTE: thats gotta be her then
SHELBY FOOTE: what else can we find
BUMBLEBEE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LADY JAYE t: yah it totally is
SHELBY FOOTE: dude
BUMBLEBEE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:15 AM
SHELBY FOOTE: good lookin out
LADY JAYE: here is mystery jackie b
SHELBY FOOTE: lady jaye ftw
BEYONCE: jaye friend her
BUMBLEBEE: but theres no pic of "jackie"???
LADY JAYE: her one friend
LADY JAYE: http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/898/85/s34900827_5402.jpg
LADY JAYE: ^^^^^^
LADY JAYE: totally her
SHELBY FOOTE: whats her friends name
LADY JAYE: that's the friend not hte pic btw
BEYONCE: er1ka n3umay3r
LADY JAYE: no jackie has no pic
SHELBY FOOTE: i know
BEYONCE: im gonna friend jackie b
SHELBY FOOTE: damn
SHELBY FOOTE: erika has a blank myspace
SHELBY FOOTE: no friends
BEYONCE: heres the plan--she writes me back like "hey who are you
SHELBY FOOTE: ER1KA N3UMAY3R ’05 choreographed her piece to “Contagious Insanity” by. Madonna and Ozzy Osborne
SHELBY FOOTE: this is def her
BEYONCE: i bust out, "are you the j4ckie b4um4nn who's friends with j1ll f4rland"
SHELBY FOOTE: erika is on a ton of pages about german cultural shit
SHELBY FOOTE: they went to germany
BEYONCE: now its just a waiting game for jackie to friend me back
BUMBLEBEE: if she has only one friend the chances of that are slim, right?
BUMBLEBEE: i.e. she's never on FB?
BEYONCE: ya im hoping shell be intrigued by my friend request in her email
BUMBLEBEE: lol
LADY JAYE: hopefully she still uses that address
SHELBY FOOTE: beyonce u dog
LADY JAYE: ill friend her too
BEYONCE: no jaye shell know theres something afoot
BUMBLEBEE: heaven's all these boys requesting me out of nowhere!
SHELBY FOOTE: “It was really neat to see where many of our “Schwob” traditions came from”, said Er1k4 Neumay3r. “I love the breakfasts with all the different wursts!”
CASPAR WEINBERGER: you guys are friending the er1k4 n3umayer chick?
LADY JAYE: nah
LADY JAYE: mystery jackie b
CASPAR WEINBERGER: oh
SHELBY FOOTE: did you look at erikas friends
LADY JAYE: ummm
SHELBY FOOTE: maybe one of our o.g. fanta girls is on there
BEYONCE: i gotta run dudes, ill be back in an hour u better have figured out the jacki b mystery
LADY JAYE: hold up
LADY JAYE: HAHA YEAH
LADY JAYE: erika girl is friends with red
LADY JAYE: f
LADY JAYE: t
LADY JAYE: w
MICHELLE KWAN: !!!
SHELBY FOOTE: NO FUCKIN WAY
CASPAR WEINBERGER: j1lli4n f4rl4nd is on facebook
LADY JAYE: yah fuckin way
LADY JAYE: uh huh
LADY JAYE: hero
BUMBLEBEE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:20 AM
LADY JAYE: er1ka n3umay3r is the link!!
SHELBY FOOTE: http://www.perfspot.com/profile.asp?uid=4B554FD1-AD56-4789-8219-72BB6364721F
SHELBY FOOTE: this is as far as i got with her
SHELBY FOOTE: her profile on 'perfspot'
SHELBY FOOTE: dead end
LADY JAYE: that's not her
LADY JAYE: http://www.perfspot.com/pics/view.asp?id=5388514
SHELBY FOOTE: really?
LADY JAYE: our erika is blonde
SHELBY FOOTE: i couldnt tell from the photo
LADY JAYE: look at that one
SHELBY FOOTE: gimme a facebook pic of jill
LADY JAYE ok
LADY JAYE: http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile2/58/33/q32814300_28557.jpg
LADY JAYE: small
LADY JAYE: she isn't in my network so i can't access her profile
SHELBY FOOTE: thats def her
SHELBY FOOTE: thats the red hat
LADY JAYE: yeah for sure
SHELBY FOOTE: good job team

(for archival purposes)
"sargnt88: hero" should be "ethanp23: hero"

(my screename comes up as my full name on ichat so i was inserting my sn where appropriate and copied over that one by accident)

excellent all round

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They're both indefensible shit.

The Green
http://i27.tinypic.com/8wieea.jpg
The Brick

looool

that's a different orange than who was in the original pic from chicago mardi gras though

Yes, Orange Fant remains a mystery.

out there in the ether, splitting a doob with Wayne.

damn kerm

poster of the week

ILX: leading the world in crepey stalker shiz

According to the theory of "six degrees of seperation", if that picture was extended you'd see The Brick and LJ duetting on a pair of Dysons.

http://www.mardigraschicago.com/images/DSC00410.jpg

Don't fancy yours much.

these ladies made me think of our fanta girls for some reason:
http://eljiggles.com/images/1207_pimps_and_ho_party_030_y6k4.jpg

That's nice that they let mom come out with them.

That chat room is a disaster. Send them Fanta, faster, faster!

bump for working

hahaha

haha thx

:D

Delightful interview with Fergie, in which the questions were submitted by elementary school students.

Highlights:

Question:To begin. a fourth-grade boy named Max wants to know: Did you do well in school and when did you get into music?

Fergie: “Yes, I did do well in school, because both of my parents were teachers — not Catholic school teachers, as some of the reports have said. I did really well. I was in the GATE (Gifted & Talented Education) program and got to go by bus to a different school for parts of my school days. The GATE program was for very good students and I was a great student. I still am. I study everything and, sometimes, it’s overbearing. But when I got older, I lost some brain cells along the way, so. ...” (laughs)

Q: Olsen, a fourth-grader, would like to know: What’s your favorite song, and why?

Fergie: (laughs) “A fourth-grader asking me that is interesting. Because a lot of the songs that are my favorites have themes that are probably inappropriate for fourth-graders.”

Q: John, a fourth-grader, has three good questions, beginning with: Who was your idol growing up?

Fergie: “I had many. My mom, Whitney Houston, Madonna, Tina Turner. And then — as I got older — (Guns N’ Roses singer) Axl Rose. Now, it’s my therapist.”