Candlelight is putting out a Burzum "best-of"; I got a copy in this morning's mail. But talk about a boring title! I came up with some alternates...
Best O' Burzum Now That's What I Call Burzum Bad Music For Bad People The Young Person's Guide To Burzum Does Not Include That Song From Gummo Am I Black Enough For You? Burzum Sings For Only The Lonely I Killed Euronymous With My Big Fucking Dick Fear Of A Black Planet Mama Tried
Share your suggestions below!
― unperson, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
Burning down the house
Anyway, whats the tracklist?
― Siegbran, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
A+
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
What Siegbran asked!
― David R., Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
Feeble Screams From Forests Unknown Stemmen Fra Taarnet Lost Wisdom Svarte Troner Det Som In Gang Var Jesus Tod Gebrechlichkeit II Balferd Baldrs Ansuzgardaraiwo
Dankelheit (video)
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
one site says the label is "Back On Black" (Cat. N° BOB086CD) and another one says it's "Phantom Sound & Vision" (both 2008 - there's a 2002 Anthology as well)
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
is it already called "Lord of Darkness" ? (loads of conflicting information everywhere)
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
Motown Chartbusters Vol.666
― MaresNest, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
Rock Against Rock Against Racism.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
this thread made me dig out my old bathory cassette tapes
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
But not Burzum?
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
that's not your title suggestion, is it? :-)
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
Burning Down Churches : Oops I Did It Again would be my suggestion.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
Varg You Experienced
― latebloomer, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:12 (eighteen years ago)
Straight Outta Jail
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
White Supremacist Black Metal
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
Sgt Hongroes Varg's Lonely Nazi Club Band
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
Big Baldrs Balds of Steel
― Jena, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
Hipster Let's-Pretend-We-Like-This Irony Party 2008
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)
Or, um, no?
― David R., Friday, 21 March 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)
I Told You I Was Hardcore
― J0hn D., Friday, 21 March 2008 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
All I Wanna Do Is Burzum A Zoom Zoom Zoom And A Boom Boom
― dad a, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)
217 Burzum Fans Can't Be Wrong
― John Justen, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:37 (eighteen years ago)
Is this because Varg's up for parole again?
Actually, how about Varg's up for parole again?
― J, Friday, 21 March 2008 02:37 (eighteen years ago)
This might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on this stupid fucking board.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:31 (eighteen years ago)
If you haven't actually witnessed that phenomenon, you should move to Brooklyn or lurk on other message boards.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:02 (eighteen years ago)
He already lives in student hipster central
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:08 (eighteen years ago)
xp: nobody should move to brooklyn. brooklyn should be walled up and fumigated.
(sorry, i got some varg on me.)
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:09 (eighteen years ago)
xpost
lol I are surrounded by students but they are pretty fucking far from being hip.
xxpost
sorry whiney I thought you was implying that anybody who loved Burzum was faking it
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:12 (eighteen years ago)
i got some varg on me
^^^^
this
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:16 (eighteen years ago)
A Varg Day's Night?
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
There goes Hulls reputation for being the Williamsburg Of The North Of England. xx-post
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
Anyway how about Say It Loud I'm Black Metal And Proud
― Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:21 (eighteen years ago)
>If you haven't actually witnessed that phenomenon, you should move to Brooklyn or lurk on other message boards.
Agree that the phenomenon exists; disagree that it applies in this case. The album is on Candlelight, not Kemado.
― unperson, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
Is that tracklist I found upthread right? (would mean it's being released by different labels in different territories)
― StanM, Friday, 21 March 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)
A Nice Set of Burzum's
― dad a, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
meaty beaty big and burzum
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
Mmm, brains!
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
Shot of Burzum
― Jena, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:00 (eighteen years ago)
Rectum? I nearly Burzum!
― StanM, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:04 (eighteen years ago)
Stan, that doesn't make any sense!
Some great titles on here, though.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
Great Baldrs of Fire
― Clarke B., Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
All Killer, No Filler
― Clarke B., Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
I Don't Get Mad, I Get Stabby
― The Sword and the Saucier (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)
The Burzprint
― Siegbran, Sunday, 12 August 2012 10:06 (thirteen years ago)
Count Grishnackhin' Boots
― Clarke B., Thursday, 16 August 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
My Week Beats Euronymous
― reckless driving, abuse of small dogs, thirst for fame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 17 August 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
Bump
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 13:38 (eight months ago)
What did he do this time?
― mirostones, Sunday, 7 September 2025 13:56 (eight months ago)
besides breath? Just thought these qualities titles deserved another read over
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 14:04 (eight months ago)
B(urz)ump
― AI Jardine (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 September 2025 14:08 (eight months ago)
UK edition Burzum Manor
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 7 September 2025 14:18 (eight months ago)
Burzumba
― mirostones, Sunday, 7 September 2025 14:48 (eight months ago)