Happiness... is requesting info

i'm looking for a hiphop skit my friend once played me. He had it marked down as the Smut Peddlers, but he wasn't sure if it was them at all. It consists of an old song by a woman that's been cut up and scratched round with so it says "Happiness, is having a cyst... sharing a cyst... coming... right in the middle of my face" - bad taste i know, but i must know what this track is... any info would be appreciated.