1) El DeBarge - Who's Johnny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jaWPQ3Z7FE
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link
literally stiff, in gutenberg's case
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link
2) 2 Live Crew - Pop that Coochie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TTK1LDeuM0
"I'll bet you think you can ask her out, don't you Joe"
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link
3. Elvis Costello - Everyday I Write The Book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHJKU8xyP9I
― MC, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:00 (sixteen years ago) link
H2O 'What's It Gonna Be'
― blueski, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZ987FBwUU
I prefer music videos that YTY @ stiff white people
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link
6. Van Halen - Hot for Teacher http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Oops forgot the link: here
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i am going to click that link now
― blueski, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link
7. R, Kelly - Ignition Remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ioRyn_BGw
All-time classic white dude cameo
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Ratt's "Round & Round" is a good one for this
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Montell Jordan - Somethin 4 Da Honeyz
Outkast - Roses
― blueski, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Many of these follow the formula of
Act 1: We know how to have a good time. Act 2: Haha, the white guy doesn't know how to have a good time. Act 3: Hey look, even the white guy is having a good time (in his stiff white way)!
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"Rock the Cradle (of Love)" - Billy Idol. Stiff doesn't even know what to do when a hot teenager dance around his apartment.
― Dewey B., Tuesday, 1 April 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, it don't rock easily, it's true.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanks Dan! I've been trying to find that song ALL DAY.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Act 3: Hey look, even the white guy is having a good time (in his stiff white way)!
Or, "The white guy is having a good time in a stiff white version of our way of having a good time, which we take joy in only semi-ironically" - ie Fabolous, "Holla Back."
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
EVERY ZZ TOP VIDEO EVER
― John Justen, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Pseudo Echo - Living In A Dream
cheating a bit, but ...
Ollie & Jerry - Breakin
― zaxxon25, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Run DMC - It's Tricky
Run DMC - Walk This Way
― zaxxon25, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Every DEVO video ever.
― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Puff Diddy - Bad Boys 4 Lyfe
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=295U9E5aC54
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
What do you wanna do with your life??? I WANNA ROCK!
― MC, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link
that one ludacris video that had the old white guy in the subway dancing with luda. of course I can't remember the name of it. help me out here!
so instead here's "welcome to atlanta," which has another old white guy asking "ma'am, in this brochure it says 'this tour is crunk.' what does that mean?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKZ1aWB_OE
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link
thank u mr snrub so much for posting the dopest video of all time
― and what, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1psGZXZlw
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the common "sleazy (but stiff) white lawyer" variant
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link
See alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjInWI0pows
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
haw thats a specific person tho
― HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
er should have been "sleazy white RECORD EXECUTIVE" not lawyer, sorry
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry maybe someone put this and I missed it, it's so obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A
― Interior shop day an eager customer enters (admrl), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1izqZJmGF4
not so much lol @and the white people featured aren't necessarily stiff
but this video is amazing so whatevski
― fennel cartwright, Thursday, 30 September 2010 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09XQLmBNrCo
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Thursday, 30 September 2010 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link