Dumbest question in "Why?"?

A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question posed for rhetorical effect rather than to receive an answer.[1] Rhetorical questions encourage the listener to reflect on what the implied answer to the question must be. When a speaker states, "How much longer must our people endure this injustice?" or "Do you really think I want to have a Star Trek themed wedding?", or "How many times do I have to tell you to stop walking into the house with mud on your shoes?"; no formal answer is expected. Rather, it is a device used by the speaker to assert or deny something.

I think we could post answers for a lot of these questions.

Oh come on. It's GOT to be "Why did Bush knock down the towers."

Why I say the hottest shit but be sellin' the least?

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Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar?
Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it?
Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch?

This is my favourite bit: the twin evils of institutional racism and poor premium car retail ergonomics.

Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar?

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It's between "Bush knocked down the towers" and "Why they come up wit the witness protection?" The first is tin-foil-hat stupid, the second is dunce-cap stupid. Is it really a mystery why they invented witness protection? And if Jadakiss was robbed/murdered etc, I wonder if he'd prefer the witnesses to be intimidated into silence.

In the end I went with the witness protection one, cause I think the "stop snitchin'" meme actually hurts people more than the "Bush was behind 9/11" conspiracy theory, which is just stupid.

Why they ain't give us a cure for AIDS?

I saw a documentary with a few rappers interviewed, and Jadakiss was BY FAR the dumbest.

Why rap?

Why are you even alive?

This song is guilty-pleasureville.

Why you screamin' like it's slug, it's only the hawk?

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i didn't know ppl didn't like this song.

I like it, it just has lyrics that would better suit a Yahoo Answers page.

"Why is babby formed?"

Besides her man she kneels
Holds him tight and begins to cry
Why why why but why
Her loved one's just another piece of meat on the battlefields
Her cries break out into screams
As she now becomes hysterical with grief
Her loved one's just another piece of meat on the battlefields

i voted "Why they gotta open your package and read your mail?"

"Why did Bush knock down the towers?" is King Moron question no matter who asks it.

I never said I didn't like the song...

Mama always said there's no such thing as a dumb question, but I'll go with defending Kobe over suspecting Bush.

Still, it's a great song that builds to a great conclusion:
You know why they made the new twenties
Cause I got all my old ones
That's why

I know why Bush knocked down the towers.

But I aint snitchin'

If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine?

Jadakiss attracted some controversy and condemnation from commentator Bill O'Reilly, who labeled him a "smear merchant" due to lyrics in the song "Why?", which state Jada's belief that George W. Bush coordinated the September 11, 2001 attacks:

"Why do niggas push pounds of powder? Why did Bush knock down the towers?" In the music video for "Why", a man holds up a picket sign reading "BUCK FUSH".

O'Reilly took the position that the President should be allowed to sue Jadakiss for slander. The track was eventually banned on some radio stations or played with the lyrics in question censored.

The two main diss tracks are "Fuck Bill O'Reilly" by Jadakiss and "Fuck Jadakiss" by Bill O'Reilly.

Jadakiss and O'Reilly's differences seemed resolved in February of 2007, when Styles P called into HOT 97 and talked with O'Reilly and squashed the beef. In January of 2008, O'Reilly said he has no beef with Jadakiss.

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