I WILL SMASH ANY FORUM FASSY WHO DARE COME TEST SEN?

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ME SEEN NUFF OF U FASSYGEEK WITH TA MUCH TIME PLAYIN ON KEYBOARD WIT DEM PIECE OF SHIT LIKE DEM DILDO TING U GET FOR DEM INTANET POONTANG FLEX. U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT I SEEN DEM VIDEO WIT 2 CHICHI WIT REMOTE CONTROL DILDA FLEXIN EACH OTHER OVER NET.

LISTEN ME BREDRIN IM BEEN LONG TIME ON STRATFORD REX, MY BREDRIN RUDEBOY WESLEY TELL ME BOUT DEM CHICHI BOY LIKE YOU. TRY STEP TO ME ILL DICE U UP FASS.

DONT TEST EAST LONDON NIGGAZ TRUS YOU FASSYMAN DONT NAH NUTTIN U THINK BRIXTON HOME OF YARDA. ONLY YARDA BWOY DOWN THAT SLUM BE DEM HEROIN FASS DAT SO SKINNY FROM ALL DAT CHICHI SEX DAY HAVE.

SEN?

― HUNTA-D, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh grow up

― mark s, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

did it take you a long time to figure out how to write all that out?

and, whatsamatta mark, not enjoying the nwo anymore?

(btw, thanks for the email. will reply tomorrow after sleep and much coffee.)

― jess, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So is this what The Streets cd is like?

― J Blount, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Where do we draw the line for thread-deletion candidates, again?

― Clarke B., Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I think this is what the So Solid Crew is like.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(it is vewy vewy CAREFULLY misspelt, you see = it is of the Streets of the Staines Massive, i'm afraid)

(anyway it's not the fake aggression it's the CaPiTaLiSm © lady die)

― mark s, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SSC = not like this on record (multiple and fluid)

i was listening to nas's "i am" yesterday: the words are v.aggressive and self-absorbed and therefore a bit boring on their own, but the music and the delivery are so sad, much vulnerable uncertainty behind the scorn

― mark s, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that mean that this is what the SSC are like in interviews and the like?

― Alex in SF, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he disses blogs + he ill-advisedly attempts to mimic street language = he belongs on 'battle blogs' thread.

― Tim, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anyway, who the hell is seriously writing slagging missives of drum and bass in 2002? i think even drum and bass fans don't really like it anymore.

-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), April 04, 2002.

YOU ARE NEXT FASS

― HUNTA-D, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SSC is a Joe Orton version of this and I mean that as high praise

― dave q, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

chichi sex sounds nice

― mark s, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that high praise for Joe Orton, SSC or Hunta-D?

― Alex in SF, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OOGUM BOOGUM UR KASTING YER SCHPELL ON MAY

― nathalie, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

christchurch, e8?

― gareth, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually, i guess i meant christchurch, se15?

― gareth, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hunta-D: you are that prissy little fucking kid who was head prefect in our school and worked as a shitty garage MC at night down some buttfuck "urban" club, and I claim my five pounds.

― Judd Nelson, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*whispers* Watch out Judd. . . you might be NEXT!!!! Bwwwwahahaha

― Alex in SF, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to Brixton a few weeks back to see Belle and Sebastian. There were no Yardas or East London Niggaz at the gig. They must have had a cold that night.

― Judd Nelson, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

J34H!@#!@#!@#~ R3SP3CKT T0 TH4 H4T4Z!@#!@#!@#!@#~

― Norman Phay, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I tried running this back and forth at Alta Vista's translation site, but it's still hard to understand:

I sees NUFF U reached FASSYGEEK with you, to hour of PLAYIN in the mental piece THAT SCHEISSE keyboard, since the DILDO TING U the INTANET cable POONTANG is. U knows, what lets run past I DILDA FLEXIN, for which it removes controls runs looks, Over, denangelegenheiten 2 sight spirit the IN the net of the surplus TALKIN flustered. I hear attentively BREDRIN at the long time IN the summer time in STRATFORD REX, my BREDRIN RUDEBOY WESLEY explain to me that into the BARREL of top side runs over that boy do not look like you test the stage I, who am its diseased condition matrix And OTHER London NIGGAZ TRUS examined you FASSYMAN NEAR NUTTIN U uncovers legislative body BRIXTON to YARDA flustered. Only YARDA BWOY is heroin BARREL of DAT, thus all days thin THAT must the DAT confused haste the low slum area.

― DeRayMi, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Try translating it into Iranian and THEN German. After that it makes sense.
I'll paraphrase the results: "Ititial poster is a twit."

― Lord Custos 2.0 beta, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how come he chose a fairly well reasoned response from a month ago instead of my lighter fluid crack about him?

― jess, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anothe song written on lix for me to record. Ill make sure ill try the best of my horrible english accent(already rehearsing, SSC style or Streets style? help me)

― Chupa-Cabras, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yves = hunta-d btw

― mark s, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's a 'fassy,' by the way?

― Dare, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get it. you calling out Sen Dog?

― M Matos, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is everyone mad at Hunta-D......this kid's a genius!

― Ramosi, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

cuz he won't use lowercase

― mark s, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just glanced at the screed again - is "BREDRIN" east London slang for "bretheren"?

― J Blount, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is "BREDRIN" east London slang for "bretheren"?

Rasta verbification, my I-dren.

― DeRayMi, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Hey Yo! carry on rowdy at dis place all too often...stop de bloodclot. All dis talk of niggaz and ting is yarda! Take you's dilda and flex it up 2 front of each other...you boyz in de hood neva lernt to speak english?? stop all dis going on silly! De Feds will catch ya soona or laata

― Me Bredrin Fassyholes, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Feds", heh.

― Tim, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

WHAN IS THE PROGRAM BWOY?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 July 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

this again?

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

me word speak good

― earthshaker, Thursday, 17 July 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

tork propah!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"I SEEN DEM VIDEO WIT 2 CHICHI WIT REMOTE CONTROL DILDA FLEXIN EACH OTHER OVER NET"

I'm fascinated - what sort of net is this exactly? Fishing-? Goal-? Inter-?

If the latter, how come nothing like this ever pops up unbidden on MY VDU? Don't you need to enter your credit card number to access that sort of stuff?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes! This guy rocks. Kick these pussy ass bitch ho!

― Spoonered (Spoonered), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why thank you Spoonered.... you were referring to me, right?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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