List the ten shortest tracks on your hard drive

gescom minidisc makes this a tough question

I've put 19, cos the first 9 are all the same, effectively...

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Electro Hippies - "Mega Armageddon Death" (0:01)

S.O.B. - S.O.B. 0:03
Gore Beyond Necropsy - Shitgobbling Hate Generation 0:04
Legion Of Death - Anti-Pose 0:04
Chronical Diarrhoea - Passion 0:05
Ultramagnetic MC's - Bi-lingual Teaching 0:05
Chronical Diarrhoea - The Government Issue 0:06
Drop Dead - A Final Question 0:06
Fear Of God - What I See 0:06
Fear Of God - Rubbish Planet 0:06
Fear Of God - 7Up 0:06

0:05 SNCF - Appel en gare
0:15 Pearl & Dean - Odeon Cinema Theme
0:15 The Beatles - 1-33 933 tape loop
0:30 The Durutti Column - Requiem
1:04 Full Metal Jacket Soundtrack - Mickey Mouse
1:07 TS7 - Suntan
1:08 Roni Size - Brown Paper Bag
1:30 The Specials - The Liquidator
1:31 Don't Know - Cutslo (Locust Remix)
1:35 Kevin Shields - Are you awake?

0.06 'Sunblest' - Mike Sammes
0.08 'Tiny Clanger's Radio Hat' - Vernon Elliot
0.11 '(Watching)' - Barr
0.18 'All You See In A Woman' - Kathy Diamond
0.19 'Clangers Running Around the Planet' - Vernon Elliot
0.19 'K2r' - Raymond Scott
0.19 'Hug' - Hal Hartley
0.20 'Monster #1' - Joakim
0.26 'DD-5' - Cut Copy
0.30 'Dear My Doc' - Hanayo

0:05 SNCF - Appel en gare

lol did you get that from a link of mine?

(silence) - Chromatics - 0:04
Terror - Tom Allender - 0:04
The Promise Of Snakes - The Angelic Process - 0:05
Etiquette I.D. - Casiotone For The Painfully Alone - 0:05
The Ironman Takeover (Skit) - Ghostface Killah - 0:05
Major Operation (Skit) - Ghostface Killah - 0:06
Studio Chatter - The Beach Boys - 0:06
(silence) - Chromatics - 0:07
Ms. Sweetwater (Skit) - Ghostface Killah - 0:14
Howard Makes It All Go Away - Jon Brion - 0:14

'All? No, All!'

0:05 SNCF - Appel en gare
lol did you get that from a link of mine?

Ha, yeah I think so. My favourite piece of ambient minimalism.

John Zorn "Hammerhead" (0:11)
Maja Ratkje "Interlude" (0:12)
Aphex Twin "Aussois" (0:13)
John Zorn "Fuck The Facts" (0:14)
John Zorn "Blood Duster" (0:17)
Duster "Two Way Radio" (0:19)
John Zorn "Obeah Man" (0:21)
John Zorn "Igneous Ejaculation" 0:24)
Aphex Twin "Bit 4" (0:25)
Richie Hawtin "Dada EP A2 / Stereo Virus / Talk To Me" (0:29)

Leaving out "There's a Riot Goin' On" and the blank track from Double Up:

Ghostface Killah, "Ironman Takeover (Skit)" (0.05)
Ann-Margret, "New Year's Greeting" (0.06)
Sufjan Stevens, "One Last 'Whoo-hoo!' for the Pullman" (0.06)
Ghostface Killah, "Major Operation (Skit)" (0.07)
Charles Mingus, "Reincarnation of a Lovebird (third false start)" (0.07)
Sam Cooke, "New Year's Greeting" (0.07)
Charles Mingus, "Pithecanthropus Erectus (false start)" (0.09)
Basement Jaxx, "Benjilude" (0.10)
Michael Jackson, "Workin' Day and Night (Intro)" (0.10)
Basement Jaxx, "Petrilude" (0.10)

The Wrens "Bus Dance Intro" :04
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone "Etiquette Intro" :05
Reggie & the Full Effect "Fiona Apple can Kiss my Black Ass" :05
Reggie & the Full Effect "Just a Reminder" :06
Reggie & the Full Effect "Props to tha Queen of Pop" :06
Reggie & the Full Effect "Drunk Guy at the Get Up Kids Show" :07
Electrelane "Come Back" :08
Gravediggaz "Just when you thought it was Over (Intro)" :10
The Black Heart Procession "The End of Love" :12
Beck "Bonus Noise 1" :12

Peer Raben - "Children (Die Dritte Generation OST)" - 0:02
Oskar Sala - "Seagull - Oil Station (The Birds, Film Sound Effects)" - 0:02
Hirsche Nicht Aufs Sofa - "16 Bit Simultan" - 0:04
DAT Politics - "9" - 0:04
Evol - "Intro, Principio" - 0:04
Sly & The Family Stone - "There's A Riot Goin' On" - 0:04
Evol - "Gateau" - 0:04 Evol
Opopop - "13 - Juicio Final" - 0:04
Evol - "Just Desserts" - 0:04
Christian Zanési - "Sonal Voyageurs RATP" - 0:04

004 - Pluramon (0:05)
Tambours - Françoiz Breut (0:14)
Howard Makes It All Go Away - Jon Brion (0:15)
Test Des Micros - Suprême NTM (0:17)
Audition Ipecac - P.O.S. (0:20)
Huckabee's Jingle (50's Version) - Jon Brion (0:20)
Postcard - Jon Brion (0:24)
Audition M.D. - P.O.S. (0:25)
Elephant Parade - Jon Brion (0:26)
Loss Adjuster (Excerpt, Pt. 1) - Jarvis Cocker (0:27)

Nurse With Wound - Raymonde Fluffs It (0:04)
Stock, Hausen & Walkman - Untitled 2 (0:06)
Sufjan Stevens - One Last "Woo-hoo!" for the Pullman (0:06)
Graham Bond - The Word of the Aeon (0:08)
Nurse With Wound - untitled (0:08)
Stock, Hausen & Walkman - untitled (0:08)
El Duce - Glad (0:08)
AFX - Bit (0:11)
Einstürzende Neubauten - Helga (0:11)
Naked City - Hammerhead (0:12)

Kyuss - Yeah (:04)
Rilo Kiley - Outro
Descendents - All! (:05)
Descendents - No, All!
Ghostface - The Ironman Takeover
The Kiss Offs - Intro
50 Cent - Intro (:07)
Ghostface - Major Operation
The Kiss Offs - Outro (:08)
The Deathray Davies - The Quiet Game

1. miracle cure - the who 0:13
2. kevin (the theme) - clifford thornton new art ensemble 0:22
3. there's a doctor (live) - the who 0:23
4. her majesty - the beatles 0:23
5. old man thunder - ween 0:23
6. do you think it's alright? - the who 0:24
7. !!!!!!!! - the roots 0:25
8. pnoom - can 0:26
9. field day for the sundays - wire 0:28
10. punch drunk - husker du 0:30

1. Brakes - Comma Comma Comma Full Stop (0:07)
2. Michael Giacchino - Lost Main Title (0:16)
3. Derek Griffiths - The Farmer Barleymow Theme (0:17)
4. Hefner - The Mangle (0:20)
5. Vincent Gallo - Dum Beet (0:24)
6. Kenickie - Rama Lama Lama (0:27)
7. Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet - Malfunction (0:28)
8. The Knife - The Cop (0:43)
9. Nelson Riddle - Two Perfectly Ordinary People (0:43)
10. Peter Wyngarde - Jenny Kissed Me (0:47)

1. Short Attention Span-Fizzy Bangers- 0:08
2. Weinerschnitzel-Descendents-0:13
3. I Like Food-Descendents-0:18
4. This is Boston, Not L.A.-The Freeze-0:22
5. Field Day for the Sundays-Wire-0:28
6. Jerked up into My Sock-Nerf Herder-0:29
7. Stupid Jerk-The Muffs-0:31
8. Howdy Doody In The Woodshed-The Dickies-0:32
9. Be a Part of It-Neutral Nation-0:33
10. Coffee Mug-Descendents-0:34

Yeah - Kyuss - 0:04
Diamonds and Rust (Extended Version) - Stormtroopers of Death - 0:04
A Concise British Alphabet Part 1 - The Soft Machine - 0:09
The Ballad Of Dio - M.O.D. - 0:11
Who Let the Dogs Out - Fantomas - 0:11
Fuck The Facts - Naked City - 0:14
I Like Food - Descendents - 0:17
Red Alert - Teenage Jesus & the Jerks - 0:21
Retreat To Nowhere - Napalm Death - 0:27
Introduction - Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush - 0:28
Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies - White Flag - 0:28

1. "cut the midrange drop the bass" 0:02
2. Napalm Death: "You Suffer" 0:05
3. The Angelic Process: "The Promise Of Snakes" 0:05
4. Thomas Edison: "cylinder (Mary had a Little Lamb)" 0:06
5. "Raquel (Kathy McGinty Sex Call)" 0:08
6. 1860v2 First Recording Ever 0:11
7. The Who: "Miracle Cure" 0:13
8. Negative Approach: "Pressure" 0:14
9. Bernard Herrmann: "The Body" (Psycho) 0:17
10 Owada: "1234" 0:18

Success 0:18 Country Teasers Live Album 1999-2004
Hear The Trumpet Call 0:22 Grudzien, Peter The Unicorn
(No Title) 0:27 Harry Pussy What Was Music?
1986 0:30 Harry Pussy What Was Music?
Wonder Woman 0:31 Zeena Parkins Nightmare Alley
...Uh... 0:31 Swell Maps Jane From Occupied Europe
Introduction 0:34 Sandy Bull Still Valentines Day, 1969: Live At The Matrix, San Francisco
What Have I Done 0:34 Grudzien, Peter The Unicorn
Streetlight 0:35 Low Long Division
New Punk 0:37 A F C G T A F C G T (s/t) 1 2/25/08 4:54 PM

pretty much every single one is an interlude from a rap mixtape and is less than 10 seconds long.

I have 516 tracks under a minute, looks like, though a good chunk are probably skits, interludes, and intros.

I have 609 tracks under a minute! I'm really surprised I had more than you.

I've got to ignore dozens of selections from The Greatest Cartoon Sound FX Ever and The Sounds of North American Frogs, defective incomplete files I should just delete, 5-second breaks/beats and bits of Stooges studio dialogue before even getting to the skits/intros. The first 10 that I'd call songs:

1.Aphrodite's Child, "Ofis"
2.Polkaholics, "Isn't Life Funny" 0:11
3.Youngbloods, "Turn It Over"
4.Barbra Streisand, "Second Hand Rose"
5.William S. Burroughs, "The Vultures Are Gone and Will Never Come Back"
6.Arthur Lee, "You Can Save Up to 50% But You're Still A Long Way From Home"
7.Carla Bley, "It's Not What You Do"
8.Descendents, "I Like Food"
9.Holy Modal Rounders, "Duji Song"
10.Polkaholics, "Hate Music" 0:25

Intro The Wibbley Brothers 0:03 Go Weird LP
track 10 Deep Freeze Mice 0:03 I love you litle bobo with your delicate golden lions LP 1
Weird The Wibbley Brothers 0:04 Go Weird LP
Tramsebox Radiomobel 0:04 Tramsebox
! Foetus 0:04 Nail
Track 7 laughing hands 0:04 ledge / dog photos
1 004 Pluramon 0:05 Dreams Top Rock
imp.5 Phonophobia 0:05 Phonophobia 1979-1983
Intro Delia Derbyshire & Barry Berma 0:05 Inventions for Radio - Dreams

(tie for #10)

1. Poet Kollektiv Rote Rübe & Ton Steine Scherben 0:06 Liebe Tod Hysterie
imp.7 Phonophobia 0:06 Phonophobia 1979-1983
2 Phonophobia 0:06 Phonophobia 1979-1983
imp.3 Phonophobia 0:06 Phonophobia 1979-1983
Down To the Ocean John Gavanti (Mars & DNA members) 0:06 An Operetta

"A Word from the Doctor" (0:05) - The Baldwin Brothers
"Come Back" (0:08) - Electreland
"Two Line Freestyle" (0:10) - Mathpanda (feat. The Supreme Hot Dog)
"Ugly" (0:11) - Mutha's Day Out
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat" (0:011) - Schoolchildren of Wanseko, Uganda
"At The Gold" (0:17) - Tracy + The Plastics
"Untitled" (0:21) - Vic Chesnutt
"Livin" (0:24) - Nellie McKay
"Un Matin J'Etais Sur Ma Galerie" (0:24) - The Hoffpauir Sisters
"Variatio IV A 1 Clavier" (0:29) - Glenn Gould

er, Electrelane

naked city - handjob (00:10)
etradashpere - burnt corpse (00:16)
painkiller - deadly obstacle collage (00:19)
naked city - hammerhead (00:19)
naked city - unknown live track (00:20)
goblin - mad puppet's laugh (00:20)
kumiko aiyoshi - unknown (00:21)
naked city - unknown live track (00:21)
hatfield and the north - the stubbs effect (00:22)
painkiller - purgatory of fiery vulvas (00:26)

estradasphere, I mean. pah!

only from ipod, which trims it down - including Ghostface skits cos everyone else did, but skipping shitloads of other <:10 interludes and intros (heeeeaps from the two Muppet Show LPs)

0:05 The Ironman Takeover (skit) - GHOSTFACE KILLAH
0:05 Bright Noise - THE ART OF NOISE
0:06 Ask For Janice, pt 3 - BEASTIE BOYS
0:06 Major Operation (skit) - GHOSTFACE KILLAH
0:09 Cockblockin' Beats - PUNKY BREWSKIES
0:10 1822! - THE BEATLES (from Live at the BBC - this is probably an intro)
0:12 A Message From The Biz - BIZ MARKIE (sort of an intro, but it was listed separately on the flexi...)
0:12 1234 - WAH!
0:12 Sleep - That's Where I'm A Viking - NANCY VANDAL
0:13 Joyce - YEASTIE GIRLS
0:13 Hello I Love You (Slight Return) - THE CURE
0:15 Babaganouj - SMUDGE
0:15 Start - BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE
0:17 Demand - SNEEZE

Went a few more to balance out the skits and possible intros - have HUNDREDS under a minute too!

It Hurts To Shoot Lasers From Your Fingers, But It's Necessary - Black Moth Super Rainbow + Octpous Project (00:05)
SZ2 - Battles (00:05)
Drum Solo - Yo La Tengo (00:08)
Part XXV - Masonna (00:09)
13 - Tally Hall (00:13)
Droplet - The Apples In Stereo (00:13)
Splinter - Agata (00:16)
Fun9 (French) - Takako Minnekawa (00:17)
Statement - The A-Frames (00:17)
Everything Is On - Asobi Seksu (00:17)

686 tracks under a minute..