Real Talk

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
MILTON 2
REAL TALK 1
Yeah, your ass was smilin then 1
Is you tweakin? 1
Bitch, I wish you wooould burn my motherfuckin clothes, with your triflin ass 1
Girl my momma ain't gotta screen no calls for me 0
You called my momma's house and WHAT? 0
REAL TALK 0
They don't sleep with us, they don't eat with us, besides what they eat don't make us shit 0
See what your problem is, you're always running off at the mouth tellin your girls your motherfuckin business when 0
Start your car and warm it up and get ready to take me home, this bitch done lost her motherfuckin mind0
And watch your mouth 0
Fuck me? Girl fuck you! I don't give a fuck about what you're talkin about 0
Sick of this bullshit, I'm comin home and gettin my shit and gettin the fuck up outta dodge 0
You ain't gotta worry about me no more 0
And the next time your ass get horny go fuck one of your funky ass friends 0
Sh- hell you probably already doing that shit anyway 0
You gon burn WHAT? 0
Milton 0
You bogus girl 0
Gave who some damn money? I ain't gave nobody no damn money girl 0
REAL TALK 0
DID SHE SAY THERE WERE OTHER GUYS THERE? 0
Did she say there was other guys there? 0
Just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other bitches, sittin in V.I.P, smokin and drinkin and kicki0
REAL TALK 0
See girl, only thing I'm tryin to extablish with you is not who's right or who's wrong but what's right and what's wrong0
REAL TALK 0
You know what girl, I'm not about to sit up here, and argue about who's to blame, or call no names 0
Wait a minute, calm down,I was at a club with who? Get the fu...man 0
WERE THERE OTHER GUYS THERE? 0
Well, tell me this, how the fuck she know I was with them other girls then, when the whole club packed 0
H-hold up, didn't I just give you money to go get your hair, toes, and nail done the other day 0
REAL TALK 0
Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that, don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind?... 0
Always accusing me of some ol bullshit when I'm just tryin to have a good time 0
REAL TALK 0
I don't know why you fuck with them old jealous, no-man-havin azz hoes anyway 0
I been with you for 5 years and you listening to your motherfuckin girlfriends 0
Wait a minute let me finish what I got say 0
Do I know your friend who? At a club? Who was there? Girl I wasn't 0


Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 17 April 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

TOO HARD

Tim F, Thursday, 17 April 2008 13:35 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

great poll MP, people obviously dig your increasingly tired shit.

banriquit, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

It's a shame I can't change my vote to "sick of this bullshit" in your honour "banriquit".

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Sunday, 20 April 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 20 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

six votes -- someone's popular

banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

play nice kids

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 April 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

would have voted for 'wish you wooouullld burn my motherfuckin clothes'

poortheatre, Sunday, 20 April 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

"And the next time your ass get horny go fuck one of your funky ass friends"

The Reverend, Sunday, 20 April 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Is you tweakin?" is by far the best. i send random texts to friends all the time saying this.

jaxon, Monday, 21 April 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

what does milton mean?, ilx? and why is he invoked with such fervor?

schlump, Sunday, 31 August 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

1. real talk
246 up, 31 downlove ithate it

true; truth; started in frisco now in sac
kid1: damn man jlo's booty is Huge!
kid2: real talk man!!
by john h Jan 21, 2004 email it 0 comments
2. real talk
97 up, 21 downlove ithate it

The TRUTH or something that actually means what is it or the truth of the matter
Friend 1: hey michael jackson is fly..

Friend 2: That mofo is fucking ugly

Friend 3 and 4: ^^^REAL TALK!

Friend 1: -_-
by 43243243 Sep 16, 2005 email it 0 comments
3. real talk
73 up, 43 downlove ithate it

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
black guy looking in his fridge:

"ohh snap fried rice! Oh Im bout to straight up kill this chinese food man and dats real talk!"
real talk truth fake lie
by Danny a.k.a mauler Oct 13, 2006 email it 0 comments
4. real talk
63 up, 45 downlove ithate it

truth, factual information, also can be used to back up a sentence
White Guy: Whats goin on my friend(places hand on black guy's shoulder)

Black Guy: you dont know me and if you put your hands on my shoulder one more time, I will beat your a** Real Talk man
by stereotypicalblackguy Sep 13, 2005 email it 0 comments
5. Real Talk
2 up, 1 downlove ithate it

The act of keeping it "real".Truth telling statements .Meaning what you say .
"I hate the color pink, and that's some REAL TALK right there"
truth,urban,gangsta,keep it real,honesty
by adverb Aug 15, 2008 email it 0 comments
6. real talk
42 up, 69 downlove ithate it

A heart to heart, pulling no punches, down to earth God's honest
conversation, getting down to serious business after light hearted banter.
Sooner or later I am going to have serious real talk with the woman that I love.

internet person, Sunday, 31 August 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

Milton is quite clearly Kellz's butler.

jim, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

This is one of the greatest songs of all time.

kornrulez6969, Monday, 22 December 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

'wish you wooouullld burn my motherfuckin clothes'

This is a strange thing to say. Does he not like his clothes?

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Monday, 17 August 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)

since we've already got one urban dictionary entry in this thread: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20wish%20you%20would&defid=2283929

some dude, Monday, 17 August 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

it helps to have a handle on centemporary slang before trying to get ironic LOLs out of an R&B lyric that isn't actually strange or unusual in any way

some dude, Monday, 17 August 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

that is helpful thank you

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 09:16 (sixteen years ago)


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