The 25 Worst Rappers of All Time!

Cut from much of the same cloth as Fred Durst, here's another earnest white boy looking to earn his street cred by exhibiting talents he doesn't actually have.

Nelly: Whoa, Nelly!

Now rap music wasn't really enjoyed by the "establishment" back in the 1980s, so they were primarily guessing at what the "kids" were listening to. And "Parents Just Don't Understand" was obviously a pretty "wacky" "rebellious" little number with all that clever rhyming!

Yes, I pity the fool who thought Mr. T had a career singing, rapping and wearing extremely short camouflage shorts and stretched to the knee tube socks while telling you to treat your mother right.

But can you really trust a rapper whose track "Houston Dynamo (Don't Play)" is the official team anthem for the Houston Dynamos? A soccer team?

^he has a point

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John Barnes

mike jones
bubba
2 live crew
mc hammer
will smith
master p
tony yayo
diddy
nelly

have all done great stuff in the past....that's 9 of 25. the rest is just retarded examples of gimmick stuff.

worst list ever.

hating on bobby jimmy? c'mon dude.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/2872/lets-hear-it-for-five-more-genuine-five-star-albums

Was disappointed this wasn't a list of five albums by Five Star

how do roaches get started?!

April--Sun Kil Moon: It's never too early to declare a masterpiece.

hating on puffy is beyond CHALLENGING OPINION at this point

"Summertime" by jazzy and fresh prince is such a classic.

bobby jimmy (russ parr) is a fucking cog of west coast pre-nwa (rapsur records/kday)-- beyond picking on 1985/1986 post-breakdancing/pre-yo mtv gimmick raps

Pras wuz robbed

11. CHRISTINE W - Fri Apr 18 5:27am PDT
Except for Will Smith, and fact that I might not know about 4 of the entrants, the list is just about right. Puff Daddy and Nelly entertain me but their voices and lyrics dont always add up except for Puffy's 'Every Step I take' and Nelly's 'Dilemma'(duet with Kelly rowland)but apart from them 2 songs they are just commercial

srsly

and rly peeps forget homie was behind ready to die come on now

xp to deej on puff

Northern State on this list WTF?

no that's right

You know, I am not an expert on this, but I find it kind of interesting that most of the people in this list are actually rappers, while there is no mention of Mel Brooks, George Michael or Debbie Harry, for instance. :)

could we do our part by not giving this clearly batshit stupid thing page traffic and attention and links?

by clicking on the list, you all justified its existence

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people who post in glass houses etc

Most of those aren't rappers

hating on bobby jimmy? c'mon dude.

fucking cosign. they used to show the "hair or weave?" video on local socal tv all the time and that shit was classic.

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OKAY PEOPLE...HERE IT IZ!...THE "50 WORST RAPPERS LIST" OF
OUR TIME!!

1. D4L
2. RICK ROSS
3. JIM JONES
4. LIL WAYNE
5. T-PAIN(I KNOW HE SINGS...BUT FUKK DAT!)
6. THE GAME
7. RICH BOY
8. PLAYAZ CICLE
9. JUELZ SANTANA
10. MAX B
11. BABY
12. MANNY FRESH
13. FLORIDA
14. SHAWTY LO
15. YUNG BERG
16. GUCCI MANE
17. YOUNG JEEZY
18. PIMP C (SORRY...BUT HE IS NO BUN B)
19. RED CAFE
20. MIKE JONES
21. YOUNG DRO
22. JAE MILLZ
23. LIL SCRAPPY
24. WEBBIE
25. UNCLE MURDA
26. HURRICANE CHRIS
27. LIL BOOSIE
28. CASHIS
29. HOT ROD
30. LIL FLIP
31. BISHOP LAMONT
32. 40 GLOCC
33. CHINGY
34. CRIME MOB
35. SPYDA LOC
36. HEUY
37. ROCKO
38. JIBBS
39. GORRILA ZOE (HE'S TIED WITH GORILLA BLACK)
40. MIMS
41. STAT QUO
42. DEM FRANCHISE BOYS
43. YOUNG JOC
44. PLIES
45. MAINO
46. D-12
47. YOUNG CHRIS
48. SOULJA BOY (SORRY KIDS)
49. SLIM THUG
50. BENZINO

THIS LIST ISNT IN ANY ORDER...SO IF UR FAVORITE RAPPER IS ON THIS LIST,..... THEN U PRETTY MUCH IS A CORNY ASS NIGA TOO!!....ITS NOT A EAST , WEST. OR SOUTH THING.....ITS A "WACK ASS RAPPER" THING!!.....
AND IF IM MISSING ANY ONE FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ON THE LIST....IM EXTENDING THIS LIST TO 100 WORST
NEXT WEEK....BE EASY!!

i wish that stat quo album would come out : (

wtf where is Fergie

also Pappawheelie and Matt otm. Inclusion of 2 Live Crew is RIDIC.

i always love brother marquis's voice. i guess back then he was the first dude with a real southern type voice i ever heard.

yet, marquis was from california (and originally partnered with Rodney O in the caution crew before egyptian lover got rodney)

that album opening song on the first 2 live was recorded live at the dade county youth fair. mixx and fresh kid ice needed someone else for their stage show, so they recruited marquis to fill in on that show.

luke wasn't added to the stage show/records until a while after that.

marquis was extremely strong rapper for his era and area.

This list lacks Jay-Z, Notorious BIG, Chuck D, Flava Flav, Eazy-E, Method Man, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Rev Run, DMC, Eric B & Rakim.

After all, the more famous, the more damage.

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geir in a threeway w/the parkers. think about that.

guys did you hear that geir hates rap

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No MC Scat Cat?

You know what would have been funny is to title the article "The 25 'Whackest' Rappers Of All-Time". Because of how in hip-hop lingo, something that is bad or inferior is "whack". As in, "Yo, that Dee Dee King record certainly is 'whack'." That would have been funny.

From one of the comments below the article:

you who wrote this add is obviously and idiot nerd with a pen and paper

Seriously folks, I am seeing this more and more often on the web: People mistaking the word "and" and the word "an"!! I thought I was just imagining it, but I'm pretty sure it's escalating. Practically every day now, I encounter that same mistake. And it's pissing me off!! ARRRGGHH!!!!

pretty sure its just a typo

"9) K-Fed: When being married to Britney Spears is your greatest artistic accomplishment, you join a long line of Yoko Onos waiting for their eventual artistic validation."

really pisses me off for some reason

pretty sure its just a typo

No, srsly, I'm convinced this is becoming more prevalent! I don't think it's just that I'm hyper-aware of it, although that may be a factor.

Maybe a lot of these folks have auto-complete or something that anticipates the word "and" everytime the 'a' and 'n' are struck, after which they don't bother to delete the 'd'? That sounds plausible, right?

OOH! Look, look!

actually in terms of sound quality it is very slick, but totally and analog album, not thin or grating sounding like bad pro tools stuff.

-- M@tt He1ges0n

You see?! That's from the "Bowie vs. Steely" thread. Admittedly, it's been a full two weeks between sightings, but it's still becoming pretty damn prevalent.

I've got the utmost respect for M@tt, so I'm going to write it off as a typo. And teach myself to quit betting worked up over it. (I'll live longer.)

it was a typo i swear!!!!!!!!

Oh, hi M@tt! (sheepish) Didn't know you were here.

it's cool : )

to be honest i have an intern do most of my posting for me these days. it's hard to find good help.

Any list like this without Aaron Kwok has no credibility

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Lou Reed: Original Worst Rapper

No Morris Minor and the Majors, no Neighbours sample.