Worst Eminem video

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He's the premier visual artist of this decade! Maybe. And it beats talking about his music. Apparently "Business" didn't have a video.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Just Lose It 8
Ass Like That 5
Cleaning Out My Closet 3
Mockingbird 1
Like Toy Soldiers 1
White America 1
Guilty Conscience 1
My Name Is 1
Stan 1
When I'm Gone 1
Lose Yourself 1
Shake That 0
Sing for the Moment 0
Superman 0
Just Don't Give A Fuck 0
Without Me 0
The Way I Am 0
The Real Slim Shady 0
You Don't Know0


Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

I'd forgotten how awful a song "Superman" is, but as far as bad videos, gotta go with "Like Toy Soldiers".

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

This is impossible.

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

the way i am is pretty shitty

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

im not even gonna watch ass like that

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

even though i am voting for it

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

Every time I'm about to vote for "Ass Like That", the vid for "Just Lose It" or "Sing For the Moment" pops back into my head and throws everything into doubt.

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

the hilary duff puppet is mad creepy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

Or "Cleaning Out My Closet" or "Mockingbird" or "When I'm Gone" or "Without Me" or...or...or...

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

real slim shady is a classic vid tho

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

no mosh no credibility

and what, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

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When I heard at first his name Slim Shady I thoght his origin is an Arab! cuz Slim Shady is Arabic name!

and what, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

I thoght his origin was A-rab

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Voted "Mockingbird". Po-faced family man Eminem a kajillion times worse than zany fartsmith Eminem.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 April 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

i used to love the "Guilty Conscience" video. haven't watched it in at least eight years. just a click away, i guess.

Tape Store, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, "Guilty Conscience" still the best.

Tape Store, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

We need to talk more about Dido's acting ability. "Stanley. What are you doing to yourself. Stanley."

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

I'd hit it

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

Purple Pills was not nominated because it's a good video.

billstevejim, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

Or because it was by D12 not Eminem

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

Who knows.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

I've never even heard "Shake That," much less knew there was a video, before clicking the link on this thread. I remember when it was a top 10 single and I was like huh, I guess I'll hear that sometime soon, but I never did.

Alex in Baltimore, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

"Shake That" is prob. the only decent single he's put out in the past five years or so.

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

I think you're forgetting "Ass Like That"

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

BOING BU-BOING-BOING

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

Best Eminem track ever.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, the Nate Dogg parts are cool, would've been better as a solo track by him, though.

xpost - "Ass Like That" is probably my favorite 'funny' Eminem video other than "Without Me," I don't even like Crank Yankers but the song and video both represent a real commitment to a terrible idea and seeing it all the way through.

Alex in Baltimore, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

Dre-puppet means you can't go wrong, really.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, the Nate Dogg parts are cool, would've been better as a solo track by him, though.

probably true

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

The vidieo for The Way I Am is VERY VERY serious. Though it does get extra points for possible oblique Hudsucker Proxy references.

chap, Sunday, 20 April 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

it's an album about wanting to murder the mother of my children...y'know, for kids!

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 20 April 2008 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

"The Way I Am" and "Cleanin' Out My Closet" deserve this for sheer boring grayness. He has much more offensively and aggressivly bad videos (Superman is probably the most horrifying) but just as sheer waste of screen time, "The Way I Am" is the winner.

"Ass Like That" gets exactly the video it deserves, but I'm a defender of the song (see: TS: Ass Like That vs. Just Lose It)...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

fucking.... this goddamn thread.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

i give up nu-ilx

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

(Note, poll misses "Role Model," which is actually a pretty decent video so oh well.)

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 05:56 (seventeen years ago)

I meant to vote "Sing For The Moment" but pressed the wrong one

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 20 April 2008 07:09 (seventeen years ago)

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Em isnt the greastest , but he's one of hip hops best
theres nvr a #1 in hip hop , because theres always different thing to be said and done.
not all artist tlk about the same life style.
but truly , Em is up the with the greatest of all time. Nas , Tupac , Biggie , Lupe , Talib, and many more of hip hop's greatest even some unreleased or underground.
HiP H0P = LiFE

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

That's actually pretty cogent and reasonable for a YouTube comment.

chap, Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

I meant to vote "Sing For The Moment" but pressed the wrong one

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, April 20, 2008 3:09 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you slipped and voted for "Superman" or "Just Lose It" instead, that's ok, really, it's fine.

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

"Just Lose It" kinda redeemed by Benzino calling for Eminem's ostracisation from black America because of it.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

I was kidding about "Purple Pills.." Most videos where someone is jokingly dressed up as Superman are not usually considered all that great. But I do like that the hills are actually purple.

billstevejim, Monday, 21 April 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

There's a midget! And a fat woman! Maybe two fat women, I forget.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 April 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

are you a chubby chaser?

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 21 April 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

.....

rev, Monday, 21 April 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

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Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 April 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

what's important about eminem is the quality of his videos, well-known to people who were still watching mtv by the late 90s

gabbneb, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

good point, tho

gabbneb, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Boing-ba-boing-boing

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I hadn't seen the Superman video, but Jesus, that deserved a vote.

clotpoll, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

5 of you are very, very rong.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

pretty nice even amount of votes for "wacky" videos and "profound" videos, although the vote was split among a lot more songs for the latter.

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

No video for "Fack"?

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 28 April 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

Sing for the Moment 0
Superman 0
Without Me 0
The Way I Am 0
The Real Slim Shady 0

All so awful and voteworthy.

The Reverend, Monday, 28 April 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)


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