You're in a time machine and you have to do rude things with 10 rock chicks, who do you pick?

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You get a dildo shaped big phaser gun which makes the person go 'Hey babe, what about some sweet lovin' when aimed at their bum and lots of riotous wild and wet sexual escapades follow. The God of shagging gives you this when you discover it hidden in an old abandoned locker in the local train station. Given a time machine, a new haircut and an electric libido which makes you stand to attention, Sting like, for 18 straight days you are told to go forth and bone 10 dastardly ladies from times past and present.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Susanna Hoffs	9
Shakira	6
Christine Aguilera	5
Louise Wener	4
Belinda Carlisle from circa 'Heaven is a Place on Earth'	3
Rachael from S Club 7	3
Britney Spears	2
Andrea Corr	1
Sarah Nixey	1
Hilary Woods	0

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

no tina turner, no credibility.

― ian, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email

― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

Christine Aguilera.....ever since Genie

― gman, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

you remind me of this guy that used to post here.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.davyking.com/Calumny2.gif

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

susanna(h) hoffs duhr

― 69, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email

But... why?

― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Do I have to like her music? No? Then Norah Jones.

― The Deacon, Monday, 21 April 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

Hilary Woods

HILARY DUFF GOT MARRIED??!?!?

― David R., Monday, 21 April 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Belinda. But can't I go back just a little farther than early solo career Belinda? I want some mid-80's-coke-orgy Go-Go's.

― kenan, Monday, 21 April 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

pix

― billstevejim, Monday, 21 April 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

^^ Me too!

― daavid, Monday, 21 April 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

Is Christine Aguilera Christina's evil twin?

― !Alicia!, Monday, 21 April 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

I think whoever made this poll is not from the US.

― billstevejim, Monday, 21 April 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

not to get overly semantic with mr. bastard, but the title infers that the only correct choice is all 10.

― zaxxon25, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

where are rock chicks?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

Belinda had contorl over my youth head

― Zeno, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

jackie deshannon--she'd buy you a nice lunch afterwards

― whisperineddhurt, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Forget all this, mid '80's Lydia Lunch is where it's at, holy smokes.

She's still pretty hot for an old lady . . . .

― SecondBassman, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 25 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Shakira. I like those curvy Colombians.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 April 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 26 April 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)

No feminist riot grrls, no credibility.

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 26 April 2008 12:26 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

So, is this the 'champions league' version of the poll?

― Mark G, Monday, 28 April 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

This is the weirdest poll ever: the premise, the choice of "rock chicks," but mainly that the title and setup say you have to bone 10 chicks but then the poll makes you choose but one.

― Dan Majerle and the Wailers (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

that's ol bertie for ya

― wilter, Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

RIP

― ovum if you got 'em (gbx), Saturday, 18 July 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

This wasn't Calum?

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Sunday, 19 July 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)

can't believe nixey didn't get any votes

― akm, Sunday, 19 July 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

she did!

― Mark G, Sunday, 19 July 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

Can't believe it wasn't Shakira in a landslide. I mean, the hips don't fucking lie, right?

― Lostandfound, Sunday, 19 July 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry, the surge of passion just abated. Move along, etc.

― Lostandfound, Sunday, 19 July 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

"rude things"

― ian, Sunday, 19 July 2009 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/rudeboy/scene.jpg

― ian, Sunday, 19 July 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)

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