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Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap | 3 |
| and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack they thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap | 2 |
| Ya mama got a glass eye with a fish in it | 2 |
| Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot | 1 |
| Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand | 1 |
| But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue | 1 |
| Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet\Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house | 1 |
| Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit | 1 |
| Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her | 1 |
| She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that | 1 |
| Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin | 0 |
| Ya mama got snake skin teeth | 0 |
| Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings | 0 |
| Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell | 0 |
| Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit | 0 |
| Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip | 0 |
| Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back | 0 |
| Tre's mama got Playdough teeth | 0 |
| His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section | 0 |
| ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga | 0 |
| because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet | 0 |
| We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay | 0 |
| The sad fact, ya mama smokes crack she's got a burnin yearnin and theres no turnin back | 0 |
| Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk | 0 |
| Ya mama looks like she's been in the dryer with some rocks with the big dusty nose suckin' dirt outta socks | 0 |
| Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot she grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop | 0 |
| Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit she may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute | 0 |
| She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies | 0 |
| I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium way back in September | 0 |
| Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers | 0 |
| You said ya moms was pretty and young | 0 |
| Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's | 0 |
| Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos but times is rough, I seen her in the back of Taco Bell | 0 |
| Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way cause that would blow me round the world in a day | 0 |
| Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor... | 0 |
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)
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