Ya Mama poll

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OptionVotes
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap 3
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack they thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap 2
Ya mama got a glass eye with a fish in it 2
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot 1
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand 1
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue 1
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet\Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house1
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit 1
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her 1
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that 1
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin 0
Ya mama got snake skin teeth 0
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings 0
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell 0
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit 0
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip 0
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back 0
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth 0
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section 0
ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga 0
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet 0
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay 0
The sad fact, ya mama smokes crack she's got a burnin yearnin and theres no turnin back 0
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk 0
Ya mama looks like she's been in the dryer with some rocks with the big dusty nose suckin' dirt outta socks 0
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot she grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop 0
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit she may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute 0
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies 0
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium way back in September 0
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers 0
You said ya moms was pretty and young 0
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's 0
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos but times is rough, I seen her in the back of Taco Bell0
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way cause that would blow me round the world in a day 0
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...0


Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

goddamn this no preview bullshit

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, it's between the glass titty and the beatboxing for Lou Rawls

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

pegleg with a kickstand for me.

energy flash gordon, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

glass eye with a fish

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

Ya mama's got an AF!-ro with a chinSTRRRRRRRRRAP!

My name is Kenny, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

ya mama remix is wack

carne asada, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack they thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

deej, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her

Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

I've changed my mind to the teeth and wings of an african bat

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

it wasn't easy finding a surgeon who could do it, either

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

afro with the chin strap

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

ya mama so skinny when she farts it sounds like a teakettle

Oilyrags, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot, ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot

dmr, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

So many worthy options, but I can't not go with "Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet," if only for the falsetto jump at the end of the line.

DLee, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

look like she got buckwheat in a headlock

PappaWheelie V, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

I went with the fisheye

dmr, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)


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