The 1p3 Top 100 Songs of All Time - THE ILM POLL

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Hello ILM Friends!

Over at 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1, NUMBER ONE AND THE BEST BOARD ON THE ILX THAT SHITS ON THE NOIZE BOARD FROM A VERY HIGH DISTANCE, we recently compiled a list of the 100 greatest songs of all time. This is a public service from us, as 1p3rs are at the CUTTING EDGE of music opinion. We know more about music and culture then you'll ever know so it's the least we could do.

Now it is time for you, the ILM plebs, to decide on your favourite song from the 1p3 hit parade! Please take your time and register for your number one!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
46. Uffie - Hen Fap (Its Something you need to have) 4
8. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give U Up 3
68. Nik Kershaw - The Riddle 3
1. Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder - Together In Electric Dreams2
25. The Dukes of Stratosphear - Vanishing Girl 2
24. The Creepers - Baby's On Fire 2
23. Brian Eno - Windows 95 Start Up Theme 2
76. The Waitresses - "I Know What Boys Like" 2
14. Baltimora - "Tarzan Boy" 2
98. Steely Dan - "Any Major Dude Will Tell You" 2
6. Jay-Z - So Ghetto 2
71. The Misfits - Teenagers from Mars 1
74. Adam & The Ants - "Antmusic" 1
40. Rolling Stones - Emotional Rescue 1
60. Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain 1
51. Lifelike + Kris Menace - Discopolis 1
64. Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days 1
48. Camp Lo - Luchini 1
45. Captain Sensible - Wot? 1
44. Gary Numan - "Music For Chameleons" 1
29. The Turtles - Happy Together 1
21. Busta Rhymes - Woo-Ha!! Got You All In Check! 1
16. Hugh Masekela - "Grazing in the Grass" 1
15. Timmy Thomas - Why Can't We Live Together 1
7. Jon English - Theme to "All Together Now" 1
4. Simon & Garfunkel - Punky's Dilemma 1
77. Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al 1
85. Magazine 60 - "Don Quichotte" 1
90. Wham! - Wham! Rap 1
84. Jan Hammer - Crockett's Theme 1
79. DAF - Der Mussolini 1
99. King Crimson - "The Great Deceiver" 1
83. stockholm monsters - happy ever after 1
78. Wiz Khalifa - Say Yeah 1
100. Ray Stevens - "The Streak" 1
89. OMC - "How Bizarre" 1
86. Silver Jews - People 1
26. Christiane F. - "Wunderbar" 0
95. Tony Toni Tone - "If I Had No Loot" 0
91. Player - Baby Come Back 0
27. The Sandhurst Machinery Song 0
35. The Beautiful South - Oh Blackpool 0
34. The Beach Boys - Kokomo 0
33. Ween - Sing Like A Dickhead And Dance Like A Duck 0
32. R.E.M. - "Crush with Eyeliner" 0
31. The Kingston Trio - Scotch and Soda 0
30. Inner Life - Aint No Mountain High Enough 0
87. Junkyard Gang - The Word 0
28. Bernard Cribbins - Hole in the Ground 0
22. Dwayne Hordaleski - "Yolanda" 0
92. English Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom 0
2. The Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut 0
3. Roxy Music - Avalon 0
5. Squirrel Ashcraft - Me & the Ghost Upstairs 0
97. E.U. - Da Butt 0
96. Tweedy Bird Loc - My Dicc Is Still Prejudiced 0
9. Ultravox! - Hiroshima Mon Amour 0
10. Duran Duran - Electric Barbarella 0
11. Flight of the Concords - She's So Hot BOOM! 0
12. Tay Zonday - "Chocolate Rain" 0
88. P.M. Dawn - Set Adrift on Memory Bliss of You 0
94. Dominic Ferris & Chloe - The Sandwich Song. 0
93. Bobby McFerrin and Jack Nicholson's musical narrative of Rudyard Kipling's "How the Camel Got His Hump" 0
17. afrique - soul massouka 0
18. Suicidal Rap Orgy - "Anal Sucking Fun" 0
19. ABC - How To Be A Millionaire! 0
20. Morphine - Honey White 0
13. UGK - Diamonds and Wood 0
36. DHS - The House of God 0
58. Imagination - Music and Lights 0
59. Missy Elliot - "The Rain" 0
81. XTC - Wordy Rappaport 0
61. Juanes - La Camisa Negra 0
62. Roachford - Lay Your Love On Me 0
80. BG f/TI - kings on set 0
79. Tom Tom Club - Wordy Rappinghood 0
65. Bill Drummond - Julian Cope Is Dead 0
66. The Osmonds - Crazy Horses 0
67. Barry Gray - Space 1999 Title Theme 0
69. The Junkyard Band - "Sardines" 0
70. Moler - Red Light Disco 0
72. TISM - The Mordialloc Road Duplicator 0
73. Pras f/Mya & ODB - "Ghetto Superstar" 0
78: SWV - "Right Here/Human Nature" 0
57. Orange Juice - Rip It Up 0
56. Rammelzee vs. K-Rob - Beat Bop 0
55. Leroy Smart - Ballistic Affair 0
37. DAF - Die Lüge 0
38. Delia Gonzalez & Gavin Russom - Revelee (Carl Craig remix) 0
39. Greg Wilson - Chocolate Factor 0
63. El DeBarge - Who's Johnny 0
41. One (Hamlisch/Kleban) 0
42. Mel & Kim - Respectable 0
43. Kevin "Bloody" Wilson - Mick The Master Farter 0
43. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - "From Her to Eternity" 0
47. Pato Banton - Don't Sniff Coke 0
49. "I Love Egg" 0
50. Hank Penny - Don't Roll Your Bloodshot Eyes at Me 0
82. Dream Syndicate - "John Coltrane Stereo Blues" 0
52. nina simone - suzanne 0
53. eartha kitt - where is my man 0
54. The Hombres - Let it all Hang Out 0
75. John Jacob Jinglesmith - "Adam in Real Life" 0


King Boy Pato, Saturday, 10 May 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

46. Uffie - Hen Fap (Its Something you need to have)

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 10 May 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

50 or so great Stockholm Monsters songs to choose from and you guys go with "Happy Ever After"

J0hn D., Saturday, 10 May 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

" the Riddle" is under-rated

grap-fu, Saturday, 10 May 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

50 or so great Stockholm Monsters songs to choose from and you guys go with "Happy Ever After"

Blame electricsound for THAT ONE. *I* wanted "Soft Babies" but got shot down.

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 10 May 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

kokomo!!!!!!!!!!!

our work is never over, Saturday, 10 May 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

if we had included #0. Esteban Buttez - "Sororah T Massacre Suck A Dick" in this poll this would be a lot easier for me

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 May 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

but in lieu of that I'm going with "Tarzan Boy"

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 May 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

No Metamorfose Ambulante, by Raul Seixas, no credibility.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 May 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Antmusic is a good song, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 May 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

This is, I think, the first time I've genuinely been conflicted on an ILX poll.

I eat cannibals, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing by John Dowland, Killdozer, Cruella Da Ville? GBH, Camel, Kenny? Will have to vote for Nik I think.

Matt #2, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

they wore their pinstripe suits with a rip at the knee

zaxxon25, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

They wore enamel badges of David Steel on their sleeves.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 11 May 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

These are all pretty sweet:

92. English Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom
77. Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al
76. The Waitresses - "I Know What Boys Like"
74. Adam & The Ants - "Antmusic"
73. Pras f/Mya & ODB - "Ghetto Superstar"
59. Missy Elliot - "The Rain"
32. R.E.M. - "Crush with Eyeliner"
31. The Kingston Trio - Scotch and Soda
21. Busta Rhymes - Woo-Ha!! Got You All In Check!
14. Baltimora - "Tarzan Boy"
10. Duran Duran - Electric Barbarella
4. Simon & Garfunkel - Punky's Dilemma

Kingston Trio over Ghetto Supastar in a coin-toss.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 May 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

No wait, shit, You Can Call Me Al is better.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 May 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

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I used to hear this track a lot in 1993, at the age of just 19. I can really relate this track, as it fits in very well with my current unemployment situation. No work, no loot, but then again, where's the incentive to work these days?

Bodrick III, Sunday, 11 May 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

somehow electric barbarella struck me as one of the more unusual choices. i don't know why that one jumped out at me though, given the unorthodox nature of pretty much the whole list.

Charlie Howard, Sunday, 11 May 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

I want to see kids wearing "I <3 Punky's Dilemma" t-shirts.

billstevejim, Monday, 12 May 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

I might be biased, but this is a BADDASSSSSSS list.

roxymuzak, Monday, 12 May 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

Happy Together!!

our work is never over, Monday, 12 May 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

apparently i already voted for something but now i notice The Riddle is in the list so i'm voting that in spirit

ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

23. Brian Eno - Windows 95 Start Up Theme

xxxxx (8:24:19 PM): what has eno done recently, isn't he old?
zzzzzz (8:24:32 PM): yes he's old
zzzzzz (8:25:13 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_eno
xxxxx(8:26:32 PM): ah yes,i mostly knew him for creating the microsoft windows song
zzzzzz (8:26:59 PM): yeah hopefully coldplay sounds like that

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

one for discopolis and the sock picks 'scotch and soda'

jergïns, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to vote for Juanes because a) nobody else would, b) I saw an ugly guy singing it karaoke in Malaysia either last year or the year before it and it was STILL AWESOME, and c) KBP's own legendary masterpiece "You Need Eyes In The Back Of Your Arse To Drive Up Beach Road" is absent. FROWN.

edwardo, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

Is Nina Simone's "Suzanne" Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne"?

Eazy, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

NO EAZY ANSWERS

bamcquern, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 15 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

unjust

roxymuzak, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

Why?

bamcquern, Saturday, 17 May 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

Just take one look at last place!!!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

PS, we all know what you voted for, BRYCE!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

DISAPPOINTED by the Hen Fap bandwagon here but it is rather good to see THE RIDDLE right up near the top.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 May 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, and if someone voted for the Theme to "All Together Now", surely someone should have voted for The Sandhurst Machinery Song.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 May 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

maybe everyone already has power tools and no need for drilling and grinding

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 19 May 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

Is Nina Simone's "Suzanne" Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne"?

-- Eazy, Monday, May 12, 2008 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

yes- its more uptempo and less saddo

gr8080, Monday, 19 May 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

Nina Simone - Suzanne (1969)

gr8080, Monday, 19 May 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

maybe everyone already has power tools and no need for drilling and grinding

People will always need experts who can lend a hand.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 May 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

We were in Bendigo yesterday and I did not see this company.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 19 May 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

I think they have moved from their famed original location of Bath Lane because of the spaceship they're building there in Bendigo.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 May 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

oh THAT spaceship. You've answered my next question.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 19 May 2008 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

I think they build it there because...who'd believe a bunch of bogans from Bendigo?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 May 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

Wait? Nobody voted for "Sing Like A Dickhead And Dance Like A Duck" as well? Incredible!

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, yeah. He doesn't deserve to be there.

I voted for "Music for Chameleons."

bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)


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