This in-depth analysis just in from Mr Carabinieri:
Elton John Sacrifice / Healing Hands
Pognant moving melodic ballad concerning terrible disease that we all must fight and is deserved sixth number one for the pianisto legend.
Adamski Killer
I don't know why Adam name is on this when its melodic dancing brillianc is askribe to rough but readies performance by leading soul music star Seals, who has laterly split from his long-terms partner Croft after he didn't like writing hilaryous comedy O Mr Porter.
The Righteous Brothers Unchained Melody
Most melodics delight from golden oldies revive 45 but do not play on potter wheel otherwise shards will slash fatal children in same playroom area - remember, they do not all come back as Ghost, not like Patrick McGoogan does in pognant film from which this is take.
Sinead O'Connor Nothing Compares 2 U
Highly pleasingly melodicsisms of pognancy after Prince lost his cat he put up notise in High Street but no one bring him back and he sit in house for next twelve years until control versy Irish singer bring him back to top role of poll.
Maria McKee Show Me Heaven
Pure country and Westerns magic with well sing melodics balladry which very good for Thom Kruse driving racing car in Louis Hamilton Story film.
Beats International featuring Lindy Layton Dub Be Good To Me
Whoops, this is not so good, is scraps of proper great records paste and gluing together to make amelodic mess. No wonder they never have a hits again.
Madonna Vogue
She is most stylish, like Tailor Danes, and pay vodeville tribute to great film stars inspire her, like Jean Kelly, Matt Monroe and John McGiver.
Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby
Why would not people want to stick to Queen and John Lennon original instead of todry rips off by hidios Mint Cracknell looklike wrapper?
Snap! The Power
This is poor. Amelodic rappy hip op noise which helped cause Pole Tacks riots so maybe police should have ceize copies before then.
Partners In Kryme Turtle Power
Cartoons are for children. Fact. Children should be tort basics of melody in film songs. Fact. Therefore is unadvising for hip op atonall rackets to hit impressionist ears.
Englandneworder World In Motion
Not as good as melodics 1978 offering Back In My Home. Neworder are great one of greatest band of sixties at their best but this is spoil by amelodic howling of England football cats who should have spent time train propierly and then would not lose to old enemie Germany.
Bombalurina Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
This was a 1959 hit for Bobbi V and was nonbish at the time but Timmy Thomas version is the pits.
The Beautiful South A Little Time
Good, melodics ballad with fine duets style.
The Adventures Of Stevie V Dirty Cash
Who would want to make moneys out of this reedish drone of a record? Stop dancing and start learn to write songs.
The Steve Miller Band The Joker
Vintage 1967 classics renewed come back again because man ride bike into office to wear jeans but bad example to young youth and should have been arrest by Police.
MC Hammer U Can't Touch This
I would not want to touch this dribble. Yet more hardcore hip op which music is stolen from Rick Jones "Fingerbobs."
Alannah Myles Black Velvet
Rich, soulful melodics ballad and you can tell that she really know how to sing the blues. I prefered her in the Thomson Twins, though.
The B-52s Love Shack
Upbeat party tunes to slot next to Tremelos at your next disco party!
Roxette It Must Have Been Love
It is very Abba but sell because of Julie Andrews standing as protute and Richard Harris come and save her.
Paula Abdul With The Wild Pair Opposites Attract
Why does she have to dance with cartoon cats to sell body rockin hip house nonsense like this? Maybe I answer my own questions :)
Luciano Pavarotti Nessun Dorma
Great music he sing this special for the footballs but it is about he go to sleep and when he wake up he will win the Nationale Lotterie. It is timeless hopera musics which will live ever since Mike EG and Sven have be forgot.
DNA featuring Suzanne Vega Tom's Diner
Terrible ruin of good melodic tune by hammer to death by beaty beaty beats for stupid 1990 kids who think sutle is a kind of orgnge juice.
Deee-Lite Groove Is In The Heart / What Is Love
Too veer far to hip op amelodics for my like, but otherwise pleasingly bounce in the discoes.
Technotronic featuring Ya Kid K Get Up (Before The Night Is Over)
Ugh! Is horrendous racquet. I put it down take it to vet, not make it get up :)
New Kids On The Block Hangin' Tough
White boys band try to be coloured but they are hardly compare with great groups like the Platers.
Kylie Minogue Tears On My Pillow
Melodics, pognant ballad and much improve on original version by Frankie Howerd and the Teenagers.
Craig McLachlan & Check 1-2 Mona
This is just ripoff of Stones Rolling Fade Away written by Dudley Moore. No wonder after that awful Santa Claus film! :)
Kim Appleby Don't Worry
Pognant, too danceable perhaps but moving tribute to sister who not there anymore to make great Stock Waterman records like Money, More Money and We Want Your.
Londonbeat I've Been Thinking About You
Is a bit sounding too much like the Smiths, but good solid indie fare.
Blue Pearl Naked In The Rain
Gastly dance so called musik. Well if this is what is with it I was happy to be without lacking it back then.
Kylie Minogue Better The Devil You Know
The second offering from the star of Skippy, a little faster than the other one but good girl thing like Suzanne Maughan.
Bobby Vinton Blue Velvet
This is another golden oldie gravey rave because of confuse TV show Twins Peak where I don't know what's going on but they advertis hand cream and the veteran crooner is back on the board.
EMF Unbelievable
Far too noisy and unlistenable but otherwise very good power rock track.
UB40 Kingston Town
Mellow melodics reggae from the aknowledge kings of the type of music. Even Bobby Marley was not better than the expert Liverpool ten-piece veteran legends.
Cliff Richard Saviour's Day
Legend veteran comes back with moving Christmas carol, because you have to remember what it is all about and more old people would do best to listen to the old.
Deacon Blue Four Bacharach And David Songs (EP)
Is a little too cabaret but they are melodics like the Dooleys and so should be very popular with housewives driving the truck.
Michael Bolton How Am I Supposed To Live Without You
Moving, pognant soul sing from true hair to Otis Reading.
Mantronix featuring Wondress Got To Have Your Love
This is maybe too much like Soul To A Soul, but at least this lets her sing the song and not interrupt by crazy commercial for clothes shop.
New Kids On The Block Tonight
Now boy band try to be Four Seasons but lack the magic of legend lead singer Frankie Vaughan.
49ers Touch Me
I not touch this with a ten-foot pole! How anyone can call this mucks music when Phil Collin was at his peek is passed me.
Status Quo The Anniversary Waltz - Part One
Veteran legend veterans of British rock celebrate fifty years in the businesses with tuneful renditions of old favourites like Sing Something Simpler.
Snap! Oops Up
I don't remembers this at all. No doubt it is more amelodic crap wrap to give me headache and mirage.
Erasure Blue Savannah
Highly melodics tune for everyone to waltz to by master of melodics Vince Hill.
Soup Dragons featuring Junior Reid I'm Free
This is good rock but is ruined by incomprehend bleating of coloured man in middle which prove that black music ruins pop for last 20 years.
The KLF featuring The Children Of The Revolution What Time Is Love?
Another meaning less dance, is no melody, stupid biggy beat make me wants to go out and shoots people. Ravers should have been round up and executed. Fact.
Berlin Take My Breath Away
Why this here? Is big mistake. This was in fact a hit in 1984. Put it in correct list in future, I cannot hold your hand for ever :)
Happy Mondays Step On
Too repetitious but it is a better attempt at rock and roll than some others here.
Madonna Hanky Panky
This is like bad Clarke Gabble dance number from the thirties. I know there was a depression then but why do we have to make depressed as well? :)
Heart All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You
Highly melodics, arresting Every Breath You Takes soundalike with passionate vocals of Nancy Sinatra leading the way.
David A Stewart featuring Candy Dulfer Lily Was Here
Fetching, melodics ballad instruments only with sexy saxy Dutchwoman which is why 28-year-old men bought it.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:53 (seventeen years ago)
