making music vs. having sex

i'd prolly have to give up sex, which is really sad but, ya. the other thing would be way too sad.

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look i'm serious about this question.

who wears shirts like that? i guess ppl do. i can't imagine.

in 50 years i'll probably be more experienced but less physically able at both, so it's a toss-up.

i know it sucks. as a decision.

gigs come up more often than sex and provide $ too

is true. what about the gratification factor tho?

sex for the purity and essence of my bodily fluids. the less sex the more serious the music. this is why i only listen to jihadi anthems and periods of kurdt

so you think sex = fun music

like if i don't have sex i can't write anything fun

?

sex>making music
listening to music>sex

But I don't really "make" music, I just play it a little bit.

gigs come up more often than sex and provide $ too

-- Jordan, Thursday, May 15, 2008 3:24 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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what can i say, i play a lot of shows.

you should really work at evening out the gig:sex ratio

i keep thinking that one should lead to the other.

does it ever?

every now and then

sucking off club owners for gigs doesn't count

What constitutes sex? If I choose making music, can I still get coke blown up my ass?

good question. by who?

1) Mother
2) Father
3) Wife
4) Secret gay lover
5) Hired help

1) counts as sex
2) counts
3) counts
4) counts
5) doesn't count.

Let's put it this way: I'd sooner go deaf than blind.

Also, I'm prouder of my wonderful Beeps than I am of "Orange Barrel Delight", though that song does kick a little ass, if I may say so myself.

blind people can have sex...

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Well then, I guess I'm going with sex!

(Cheap labor ain't what it used to be in this country.)

xxxpost Beeps means multiples?

No way I'm giving up sex. Making music can be very rewarding but at least for me it can be stressful and sometimes frustrating too. I've never felt like that with sex.

music and pay 4 tha boss bitch

making music is definitely stressful and frustrating. but imagine you couldn't do it for the rest of your life. couldn't play an instrument, sing, whatever.

:(

But deaf people can't listen to music, get what I'm saying?

(*Unless you're Pete Tong or someone like that.)

AINT GOTTA BE COGNANT. U JUST GOTTA WRITE THE GRID DUMMY

VERBAL IMPRESEXPRESSIONISM

1-26 SEMITONE @ C1 INTERPRET PX

CREATIVE PLAYSTRUCTURED BOW LOW, EVERY NOTE NEEDS THE WORD WHAT U WRITIN
CAN YOU ACHIEVE THIS FUCKING

CONSCIOUSNESS BETWEEN YOUR AND YOUR OUTERSPACE

making music is definitely stressful and frustrating. but imagine you couldn't do it for the rest of your life...

Well yeah, but then I imagine not having sex for the rest of my life!

Here's the thing: Say you can't make music. At least there's other art forms to explore. But there's no real substitute for S-E-X. Right?

other art forms ya

okay no REAL substitute but there is self-pleasuring

i'm such a prude i can't even type things

I think it's neurologically impossible to not have music in my head at this point.

I picked making music, I could always paint or write or something

is it ok if I finish out my touring year though

wow that's telling. a REAL LIFE MUSICIAN going with sex =)

haha yes

is it ok if I finish out my touring year though

^ are you talking about making music or having sex here

hmmmmm

I would probably pick making music, based on the "other outlets for creative energy" logic... but does singing along to a CD by yrself in the car count as "making music"? because I honestly think I would go insane if I couldn't do that.

I voted for sex despite the shame of being that much of a music dork. I couldn't live without affection though.

no xp

what the hell is the point of making music if there's no possible chance it'll get you laid

xp what if I improvise a little bit from time to time?

i mean... no!

^ are you talking about making music or having sex here

Curtis based on this post I would like to hire you as my booking agent

what the hell is the point of making music if there's no possible chance it'll get you laid

OTM

isn't it likely your sex drive will diminish before your love for making music? that said, i'll probably vote for sex.

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Wahayyyyy... Sex Wins!

Take THAT! Nerd haterzzz

hmmmmm...

Thing is, sex wins by a distressingly slim majority.

That's the best kind.