Lil Wayne Quotables

Fuck you...if you're a mixtape dj.

UPDATE: erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...

Louis Wayne

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/americas_enl_1212096773/img/laun.jpg

lol

lambeau leap in that pussy like in Green Bay

i had to this shit for my clique
like adam sandler

i had to do this shit for my clique
like adam sandler

like a circle of knives I got the sharpest flow around

^^^

lookout mr toliet cause im da shit

^no

im a crazy ass star
like an asterisk

These seem pretty crummy compared to Ludacris quotables.

truth bomb

i had to do this shit for my clique
like adam sandler

I overthought this one the first few times I heard it, thinking he was referring to how Sandler always puts his buddies in his movies, produces their movies, etc. Then I realized, no, he's probably just referring to the movie "Click" :/

They cannot see me/They are like Stevie
I am bearing a ton like Levy...
I peel off in a Lamborghin'/Like a tangerine
Got the engine straight shakin like a tambourine

I overthought this one the first few times I heard it, thinking he was referring to how Sandler always puts his buddies in his movies, produces their movies, etc.

this is exactly what he's doing

no, he's referring to the movie "Click"

Wayne is not sitting around thinking "man, that Allen Covert guy is in every Sandler flick, they must be buds"

I DO THIS FOR MY CLICK LIKE ADAM SANDLER

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, August 7, 2008 12:11 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ lol i never got this was reffing the shitty movie "click" i always thought dude meant he always gives shine to dudes from his click like curren$y and mack maine just like how sandler throws cameos to rob schneider and norm macdonald

― and what, Thursday, August 7, 2008 12:15 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha, same here re: "click"

― Jordan, Thursday, August 7, 2008 12:27 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

funny how basically the same convo can happen twice w/ different sets of people tho

i thought it was like basically a meme that sandler let rob schneider and whoever in every single one of his movies, not some like nerdy internet observation that couldn't be made by lil wayne

yeah...but...he had a movie called CLICK. and generally speaking Wayne's punchlines are usually pretty simple and meaningless like that.

if he said "birdman is my big daddy like adam sandler" he wouldn't be referring to sandler's two children

it'd be funny if he really thought it out on some stoner logic, though, like "gudda gudda, you are my nick swardson"

happy madison is an army, better yet the navy

and if he said "i kick it with funny people like adam sandler" he wouldn't be referring to the fact that adam sandler likely has humorous friends

that's kind of a weak example, but it supports my end of the argument so whatever

i mean yall are probably right i'm just saying it's not that out of the question for wayne to be referencing the clique and not "click"

"i run with little nicky ('nicki') like adam sandler"

probably? the next line in the song is "I control hip hop and I'ma keep it on my channel, watch me" -- he's talking about the movie about a magic remote control, dude.

hahaha alright :-(

what song is that even from

lil wayne stanning is the art of pretend forgetfulness

3 Peat

yeah i always just start at "a milli"

Lil Wayne stans are making a great case for Lil Wayne as a garbage rapper in this thread.

lol

some dude otm. on a lot of hiphop lyrics pages (not necessarily for this song, I haven't checked) clique is spelled "click"

He's pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6H134tty4

that is a hilarious lil wayne impression.

i find myself unable to tear myself away from wayne's current obsession with excruciating sex rhymes.

*well not current, per se, but I Am Not a Human Being II just popped up on my ipod.

read that as pooped

anyway, examples plz!

theres prob better examples but

"Got a white girl with big titties, flat ass TV screen
I keep a bad bitch, call me the B.B. King
And you know I got that mouth out her
And put that bitch out like a house fire
I’m killing these hoes like Michael Myers
I eat that cat just like a lion"

"But that’s neither here nor there, and my dick is her chair
It be sexual warfare, I be loaded like software
Got so many hoes, I’m hoe’in, but she the only one worth knowin’"

"That early morning, that midnight
I beat it up like a fist fight
One, two, three, four, five, 69
That dick all in yo’ windpipe
Some of her friends I dislike
Some of yo’ friends, they alright"

hehe, some funny ones...

this one isn't genius but often on my mind

girl I turn that thing into a rainforest
rain on my head, call that brainstorming

hes basically quite expert in finding new ways to end a line that starts something like 'i beat it up like....'