I’m talking mainly 1980-82, with just a few from 1979 and 1983. After punk, during new wave and post-punk, and before Z.Z. Top, Dire Straits, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Prince, Bruce, Def Leppard, Van Halen and Bon Jovi got huge (or huger), there was the commercial peak of a pretty wide variety of MOR artists, including a cross sectioned of prog rock bands reviving their careers with a new wave injection, soft rock (Christopher Cross, Air Supply, ABBA), and solo artists on poppier departures from their main classic rock gigs (Townsend, Plant). Some only had one big single, but the albums still sold quite well. I was looking at the charts closely at the time as a kid, waiting for something interesting. It was just before I discovered a nearby college radio station, but after I had read Cream and bought records by Gary Numan, Talking Heads and Elvis Costello. I knew great music was out there, but I felt stranded on a deserted island (or the cultural wasteland that was Iowa). Commercial radio was dominated by the albums below, and I sampled some of them, loved a few (ELO, Queen, Rush, Asia, Joan Jett), quickly grew sick of others (Billy Joel, Loverboy, Journey, Foreigner, Styx, Air Supply), barely tolerated my mom's favorite (Bowie's latest, as yet unaware of his brilliant past) and hated upon first listen (Huey Lewis, Toto, Survivor). I was mildly interested in checking out the full albums of Genesis, Christopher Cross, Alan Parsons Project and Robert Plant but never did. For 20 years I pretended that stuff didn't exist as I discovered all the music that would make up my collection, untainted by MOR. But in the last 5 years, it's begun slowly trickling into the house. I'm learning that the Pat Benatar, Genesis and Pete Townsend albums were almost brilliant; Hall & Oates, Robert Plant, even REO Speedwagon and Rick Springfield were pretty good, and the ABBA, Loverboy, Journey, Asia and Foreigner albums still mostly suck, though all had classic singles. Who can argue that "In The Air Tonight" and "Boys Of Summer" weren't classic songs? You'll find none of these in all-time critic's polls, unless you count The Police, The Pretenders, Roxy Music, The Go Go’s, Duran Duran, ABC, Madness, Spandau Ballet, Ultravox, Haircut One Hundred, Eurythmics, Yaz, Thomas Dolby, Human League, Soft Cell, Adam Ant, Modern English, and Depeche Mode, which I don’t. They were at the edge of MOR, but definitely new wave. I’m finally listening to the Phil Collins album in its entirety today for the first time ever, and might even tackle Alan Parsons Project and Toto, god help me. So have I hit the bottom of the barrel again, or are there other MOR masterpieces ripe for reconsideration?
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Pete Townsend - Empty Glass 80 | 3 |
| Yes - 90125 83 | 3 |
| REO Speedwagon - High Infidelity 80 | 3 |
| Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I Love Rock 'n' Roll 81 | 2 |
| ELO & Olivia Newton John - Xanadu 80 | 2 |
| John Cougar - American Fool 82 | 2 |
| ABBA – Super Trouper 80 | 2 |
| David Bowie - Let's Dance 83 | 2 |
| Men At Work - Business As Usual 82 | 2 |
| Queen - The Game 80 | 2 |
| Paul McCartney - McCartney II 80 | 1 |
| Robert Plant - Pictures At Eleven 82 | 1 |
| Hall & Oates - Private Eyes 81 | 1 |
| Supertramp - Breakfast In America 79 | 1 |
| J. Geils Band - Freeze Frame 81 | 1 |
| Bryan Adams - Cuts Like A Knife 83 | 1 |
| Toto - Toto IV 82 | 1 |
| Phil Collins - Face Value 81 | 1 |
| Styx - Paradise Theater 81 | 0 |
| Paul Young – No Parlez 83 | 0 |
| Tommy Tutone - 2 81 | 0 |
| Rush – Signals 82 | 0 |
| Bob Seger - Against The Wind 80 | 0 |
| Rick Springfield - Working Class Dog 81 | 0 |
| Survivor - Eye Of the Tiger 82 | 0 |
| Billy Squier - Don't Say No 81 | 0 |
| Alan Parsons Project - Eye In The Sky 82 | 0 |
| Night Ranger - Dawn Patrol 82 | 0 |
| Asia 82 | 0 |
| Pat Benatar - Crimes Of Passion 80 | 0 |
| Cheap Trick - One On One 82 | 0 |
| Christopher Cross 79 | 0 |
| Foreigner - 4 81 | 0 |
| Genesis - Abacab 81 | 0 |
| Sammy Hagar - Standing Hampton 81 | 0 |
| Don Henley - I Can't Stand Still 82 | 0 |
| Billy Joel - Glass Houses 80 | 0 |
| Journey - Escape 81 | 0 |
| Huey Lewis & The News – Picture This 82 | 0 |
| Loverboy - Get Lucky 81 | 0 |
| The Moody Blues - Long Distance Voyager 81 | 0 |
| Eddie Money - No Control 83 | 0 |
| Air Supply – The One That You Love 81 | 0 |
― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)