Think we've almost def done this before, but I don't know what to search for.
What songs sound like big pop hits but on further inspection could be deemed a bit urrrr....
Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Annie I'm Not Your Daddy As the name suggests, it's a father breaking it to his daughter that her mother played the field when she was younger, and yes he's not her father. This is all done to some chirpy steel drum carnival music.
Gilbert O'Sullivan - Alone Again (Naturally) Pleasant 70s AM radio stuff, but the singer begins the song with a promise that he's going to chuck himself off a tall building after being jilted at the altar and citing the premature death of his parents as an aggravating factor
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 07:50 (seventeen years ago)
"Indiana Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor
After co-writing "Love Child," a tale of staying celebate for fear of being "punished with a baby," for the Supremes, the Canadian native cut this story song about killing a man who insults his wife, then waiting his annihilation by the cops. All narrated in the form of a letter to said wife. Featuring siren SFX that were ultimately excised from radio versions of the single.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 07:55 (seventeen years ago)
Because drivers thought they heard the police, which they did -- on the record.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 07:56 (seventeen years ago)
armand schaubroeck steals - ratfucker
― strgn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)
I loved the summer when RAtfucker was never off the radio. Good times.
― Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)
siren SFX
I have an old mix tape of songs recorded off the radio, no rhyme or reason to the ordering, on which the Four Seasons' "C'Mon Marianne" cuts off as "Indiana Wants Me" starts; Frankie's wails meld into those of the siren absolutely perfectly.
But I digress. Are you just looking for stuff that's out there, like "Timothy" (cannibalism), or stuff that's jaunty but subtly urrr., like "Rock Me Gently" (popping of the anal cherry)?
― Joseph McCombs, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:07 (seventeen years ago)
*awaiting
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:08 (seventeen years ago)
Radio hits with touchy subject matter, or lyrics you'd be surprised to hear a lot of people enjyoing or singing along to (perhaps without even knowing what they're singing about).
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)
Buddy Holly, "That'll Be The Day" - singer threatens to kill himself if his girlfriend ever leaves him.
Bee Gee, "I've Gotta Get A Message To You" - condemned man on death row with one hour to live, also...
Tom Jones, "Green Green Grass Of Home" <<< I guess I should put SPOILER!!! with that one...
Suzi Quatro, "Can The Can" - singer advises the listener that they'd better shag their boyfriend before their mother or sister does.
Art Garfunkel, "Bright Eyes", rabbit muses on disease, death, and the afterlife.
Boomtown Rats, "I Don't Like Mondays" - was a UK #1 hit in July 1979, it's about a school shooting that took place in January of the same year.
John Lennon, "Jealous Guy" - singer tries to excuse being violent to his girlfriend because he's "just a jealous guy".
Michael Jackson, "Billie Jean" - the allegedly true back story to this song is that a fan was convinced that MJ was her son's father, and she sent Jacko a gun with instructions to kill himself.
Nena, "99 Red balloons" - some balloons are picked up on radar and mistaken for nuclear missiles, triggering World War 3.
Iron Maiden, "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter" - I heard a radio interview where Bruce Dickinson claimed that the song was about a teenage girl's first period.
The Verve, "The Drugs Don't Work" - singer will kill himself if his junkie ex dies.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)
Verve one is about his dad innit?
― ledge, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)
Shangri-Las to thread
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:54 (seventeen years ago)
i was going to say 99 red balloons :-)
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
Surely the ultimate example of this is Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun".
― Neil S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
What was that Janet Jackson one where she sings a happy song about all the people she knows who have died of AIDS?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:44 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know if "Sex On The Beach" counts??
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
It wasn't that one, no.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
Suede, "Animal Nitrate" - gay sadomasochistic sex on drugs in a council house. Brett Anderson deliberately set out to write lyrics that would be "shocking".
Black Lace, "Gang Bang" - just edges out "Agadoo" as their worst song, Black Lace invite you to a gang bang.
Tom Jones, "Delilah" - man stabs his cheating girlfriend to death, then sits in her house singing this song while waiting for the police to arrive and "break down the door".
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
Black Lace invite you to a gang bang.
Ew!
How about "Enola Gay" by OMD to add to the nuclear holocaust songs list?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
In Bernard Higgins' "Hole in the Ground" the protagonist and his friend murder a local government officer by interring him whilst still alive.
In James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" the protagonist rubs one out while staring at some woman on the bus.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
In Black-Eyed Peas' "My Humps" the protagonist pisses her knickers.
(xxpost) also add "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" by Ultravox.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
Bernard Cribbins - although it's nice to know the first name of the butler from Magnum...
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
In Crazy Frog's "Axel F" the protagonist is suffering from a metal illness.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)
And he's a frog.
In Soulja Boy Tell 'Em's "Crank That", he threatens to "Superman" a "ho", which refers to the practice of using your X-ray vision to look at girls' pants.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
In Christina Aguilera's "Durrty" the protagonist sits down for tea without washing her hands first.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
I was twenty and she was eighteen, We were just as wild as we were green... in the ways of the world She picked me up in that red ragtop, We were free of the folks and hiding from the cops, On a summer night... runnin’ all the red lights We parked way out in a clearin’ in a grove And the night was hot as a coal-burnin’ stove, We were cookin’ with gas... knew it had to last
In the back of that red rag top She said please don’t stop
Well the very first time her mother met me, Her green-eyed girl was a mother to be... for two weeks I was out of a job and she was in school, Life was fast and the world was cruel We were young and wild... we decided not to have a child So we did what we did and we tried to forget And we swore up and down there would be no regrets In the morning light... but on the way home that night
On the back of that red rag top She said please don’t stop.. Lovin’ me
We took one more trip around the sun, It was all make-believe in the end, No I can’t say where she is today, I can’t remember who I was, back then
Well you do what you do and you pay for your sins, And there’s no such thing as what might’ve been That’s a waste of time; drive you outta your mind I was stopped at a red light just yesterday Beside a young girl in a cabriolet And her eyes were green. I was in an old scene
I was back in that red rag top On the day she stopped Lovin me
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
In "America" by Razorlight, Johnny Borrell specifically names every single victim of the World Trade Centre attack, before claiming they all deserved to die.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
Outhere Brothers, "I Want To Fuck You In The Ass" - self-explainitorially disturbing. Executive summary: Outhere Brothers want to fuck you in the ass.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
Skee Lo's "I Wish" is actually about schlong extensions.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
In Travis' "Driftwood" the Hoxton-finned shortarse protagonist beats a guy to death in the pub with a length of 2x4 after he claimed that Teenage Fanclub "weren't that good".
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
I'm calling that one out, it would mean Travis had been in some small way even vaguely interesting at any point in their career.
― aldo, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:45 (seventeen years ago)
Chuck Berry, "My Ding-a-ling" - CB singing about his cock.
Bobby Darin, "Mack The Knife" - song glamourising the carrying and use of knives.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:02 (seventeen years ago)
Khia: "My Neck, My Back" - an instructional song on how to perform oral sex and other tongue-related pleasures on a woman.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:08 (seventeen years ago)
Eamon, "Fuck It" - disturbing that such a whining little shite can even have a girlfriend to get dumped by in the first place.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:12 (seventeen years ago)
Babybird: "You're Gorgeous"
Ofetn taken at face value as a lovesong is actually about an amateur porn shoot on a car bonnet. I think.
― Discordian, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)
Sinatra's "In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning" is a song about bedwetting.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)
He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss) by The Crystals
The Boiler by Rhoda & The Special AKA.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)
luka by suzanne vega
― electricsound, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:42 (seventeen years ago)
lyrics you'd be surprised to hear a lot of people enjyoing or singing along to (perhaps without even knowing what they're singing about).
Rolling Stones, "Honky Tonk Women", and Lou Reed's "Walk On The Wild Side" - both are songs about transvestites. WOTWS wasn't even bleeped in the UK, because the censors didn't understand what "giving head" actually meant.
― snoball, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)
Probably a bit unneccessary to even bring Steely Dan into the mix, but it still throws me off when I'm walking around the grocery store and a song about seducing teenage girls with coke comes over the loudspeakers.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:01 (seventeen years ago)
maybe the fact they play steely dan in the supermarkets is one of the few mitigating factors of living in the states these days ;-)
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)
janie's got a gun
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)
that ben folds five song about abortion
― will, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)
also, Loretta Lynn to thread
― will, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)
Til Tuesday .: Voices Carry
― myndbloom, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)
Mika's "Happy Ending" is about bumming kittens.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)
Making his hobby his work then.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)
"Take it Easy" (Eagles) is sung from the perspective of a hitchhiking rapist.
― drench, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)
Weezer - "Hash Pipe"
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 26 June 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)
"Smack My Bitch Up"
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 26 June 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)
Then wouldn't this be the opposite case, where the subject matter is less upsetting than the song implies?
― The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 26 June 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)
"Strange Fruit" - Billie Holiday - I don't know if this was technically a "hit," but it is obviously very well known.
"I'm on Fire" - Springsteen - Bruce claimed this was about a man grappling with personal demons or something, but all the "hey little girl...i got a bad desire" is creeeepy. Sometimes the man really is just too good at allowing you to sympathize with and/or see through the eyes of sociopaths, serial killers and the like ("State Trooper," I'm looking at you).
"The Living Years" - Mike and the Mechanics - Laugh if you want, but for a calculated adult-contemporary superhit, this song is bleak as fuck.
― Pillbox, Friday, 27 June 2008 08:33 (seventeen years ago)
hwy nineteen
― memwer, Friday, 27 June 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)
Which part of this song is about rubbing one out while staring at some woman on the bus? Am I missing something? Is there an x-rated version as well?
My life is brilliant.
My life is brilliant My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yes, she caught my eye, As we walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, Fucking high, And I don't think that I'll see her again, But we shared a moment that will last 'till the end.
La la la la la la la la la
You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you.
― Kim Tortoise, Friday, 27 June 2008 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 12:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
ahahahaha
― banriquit, Friday, 27 June 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
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PowerSource was an American contemporary Christian musical group from Bedford, Texas. The group was associated with a music ministry known as Gospel Workshop for Children, and is best known for the song "Dear Mr. Jesus" (written by Richard Klender), which crossed over to pop radio and reached the Billboard Hot 100 in December 1987.
The lyrics of "Dear Mr. Jesus" deal with child abuse and are sung from the perspective of a girl writing a letter to Jesus, expressing her concerns after seeing a news report about a "little girl beaten black and blue" by her parents. At the end of the song, the narrator concludes her letter saying, "Please don't tell my daddy, but my mommy hits me too."> PowerSource was an American contemporary Christian musical group from Bedford, Texas. The group was associated with a music ministry known as Gospel Workshop for Children, and is best known for the song "Dear Mr. Jesus" (written by Richard Klender), which crossed over to pop radio and reached the Billboard Hot 100 in December 1987.
The lyrics of "Dear Mr. Jesus" deal with child abuse and are sung from the perspective of a girl writing a letter to Jesus, expressing her concerns after seeing a news report about a "little girl beaten black and blue" by her parents. At the end of the song, the narrator concludes her letter saying, "Please don't tell my daddy, but my mommy hits me too."</a>
And what a horrendous pile of shit it was, too! No one wants to say a song about how child abuse is terrible is a horrendous pile of shit for fear of being made out to be pro child abuse. Oddly enough, The Ramones "Beat on the Brat" (not a hit, pro child abuse) is a GREAT song.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 27 June 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)
All those death songs were rather controversial around the late 50s/early 60s. Today they are mainly just seen as tasteless, while BBC - on the other hand - is laughed at for their reluctance to play them.
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)
What songs were they reluctant to play?
― Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
"Tangled Up in Blue" was famously about autoasphyxiation
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)
kenny rogers, "ruby" dude comes back from war with his parts blown off, can't please his woman, she takes her love to town despite his pleas not to do so.
― andrew m., Friday, 27 June 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)
Debby Boone's "You Light Up My Life" is about an fire that was thought to have been lit on the Titanic shortly before sinking.
― Euler, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)
Some examples are "Leader Of The Pack", "Tell Laura I Love Her", "Ebony Eyes" and "Teen Angel".
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
(Although they may have lifted the ban before "Leader Of The Pack")
W*A*S*P's "Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)" is about Blackie Lawless' penchant for indiscriminately spreading his sperm around several square kilometres of the Sargasso Sea every June.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)
"Come on Eileen" was actually about... never mind.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)
"You Came" by Kim Wilde was apparently about a newly born kid. Or at least that's what she claimed....
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)
Chris DeBurgh's "Lady in Red" is about a priest in the mid to late stages of alzheimer's disease who saves a bloodied woman from a gang rape on the streets of Rio only to re-rape her hours later with a cruxifix encrusted with pigshit during "one of his funny spells".
― Lynskey, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
you're just trying to make Gale Deslongchamps cry...
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
-- Geir Hongro, Friday, June 27, 2008 4:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I like Gangsta Andy Partridge's claim that 'Pink Thing' is about a newborn, too.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
Buju Banton's "Boom Bye Bye" was a graphic account of the IRA's bomb attacks on Warrington in 1993.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)
On one of those Christians against rock and roll tv shows (I think it was called Hell's Bells), the guy railed against "The Lady In Red" as a song about devil worship. So this new information is helpful!
― Euler, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
phil collins, "in the air tonight"
after witnessing a murder, phil befriended the murderer in a ploy to lure him to his next concert. he worked with local police and composed the song "in the air tonight" to play at the concert. police, cleverly disguised as phil collins fans, roamed the crowd at the packed show, waiting for phil to out the murderer. phil scanned the crowd during his set, looking for the murderer. would he even show up, he wondered? then he saw him. it was time. phil led the band in a moving version of "in the air tonight" and during the climax of the song he looked straight into the eyes of the murderer, who had moved to the front of the stage. the cops pounced!
― andrew m., Friday, 27 June 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)
Down In The Tube Station At Midnight by The Jam - What Does It Mean?
... pick the bones outta that one
― Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)
When The Tams made "There’s Nothing Quite Like Shagging’" in 1987, they probably didn't neccessarily refer to the same thing the BBC thought of when they banned the song...
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)
Noodle Vague: WIN
I wish I could play this game
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)
List songs about jailbait/underage lust/etc!
― dad a, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
"Timothy" Young Girl" but that one's probably in the thread linked just above.
― ellaguru, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)
WOTWS wasn't even bleeped in the UK, because the censors didn't understand what "giving head" actually meant.
I'm still surprised this gets played on US radio stations
― Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)
iirc alanis's 'go down on you in a theatre' went uncensored in the uk.
― banriquit, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)
"Everyone's Gone To The Movies" by Steely Dan is pretty disturbing even though it would be stretching it a bit to call it a hit song.
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
You also have this thing with lyrics that are being misread by the wrong people. Like Ronald Reagan praising Bruce Springsteen (who has always voted for the Democrats ;) ) for the lyrics of "Born In The USA" not knowing the lyrics were actually a harsh critique of the Vietnam war.
You also have those songs that have been misread and abused by neo nazis and racists throughout history, from "Killing An Arab" to Clawfinger's "Nigger".
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)
The Kinks - Lola (tranny lovin) Stones - Brown Sugar (slavery)
― musically, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)
does that new Apocalyptica song that my local altrock station plays all the time count? Because there's a part of me that finds that song terrifying.
― Drugs A. Money, Friday, 27 June 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)
The whole Gary Puckett catalog is about fucking underage girls.
― Joseph McCombs, Saturday, 28 June 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)
On the 2001 remaster of Thriller, Quincy Jones recalls that the woman in question was convinced that MJ was the father of "one of her twins."
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 28 June 2008 08:12 (seventeen years ago)
YSI?
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 28 June 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)