Best member of Richard Desmond's band, the RD Crusaders

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
on drums, Express Newspapers chairman Richard Desmond3
keyboard player Zoot Money 2
Living legend Lulu 1
Bad Company frontman Robert Hart 1
Steve Harley of Cockney Rebel 0
Katie Price's singer husband Peter Andre 0
songwriter Russ Ballard of Argent fame 0
keyboard player Steve Smith 0
Simon Townshend of The Who 0


DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

It's a bit like 'The Intro And The Outro' for the 'Noughties'

DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

He's called Zoot Money!

What's to pick?

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

Didn't Andy Summers used to play guitar in Zoot Money's band? Therefore his presence makes them virtually the Police.

NickB, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

Has to be xenophobic porn merchant Desmond, doesn't it.

Neil S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

Jesus Christ.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

Richard Desmond would put Mark E Smith to shame as megalomaniacal bandmembers go.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

The Paul Raymond Nightstalkers were better.

Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

Introducing the concert at London's ExCeL Centre, TV presenter Tania Bryer, 45, welcomed Mr Desmond, saying: “This is a man who has been compared to Keith Moon on drums by Mr Roger Daltrey himself."

I'd like to think the quote was something like "Keith Moon was one of the greatest drummers of his generation, and compared to him this cunt falls extremely short"

DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

Poor dude ended up in a swimming pool just so Desmond could get this gig.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

Both enjoy doing off-colour impressions of Germans, reputedly.

Neil S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

Only one of them is unable to enter the US due to a run-in with the New York mafia, allegedly.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

I suppose the other one won't be travelling anywhere any time soon either.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Or dressing up in military uniforms... unless he's doing so IN HELL!!!

Neil S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 26 June 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

omfg i had no idea

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 27 June 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

this fucking guy

pieter brogel the elder (history mayne), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

^

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Friday, 23 July 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)


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