brokeNCYDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Crunk Screams
Hype Man!
Back Up Screams
Hype Man!

BOON BOX MEGA PHONE

can we talk about their underage 'scene' fans that wear hardly any clothes and write the band name on their bodies?

can we?

where they live?

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chris-hansen.jpg

Here she is y'all

we_love_soulja_boy.jpg

group that brokencyde is currently on tour with:
http://www.myspace.com/millionaires

in the millionaires' top friends:
http://www.myspace.com/djhyphycrunk

While joking with friends about how Crunk he gets at clubs and how Hyphy he gets on stage, he created his new name, DJ Hyphy Crunk.

Kids are stupid

Of course this is all the same shit scene kids were into when I was in college in 2001, but there weren't no Urban Outfitters for your stupid looking clothing needs

I remember Urban Outfitters in 2001.

Gangster-Crunk-Clash however, I don't remember back then.

I do remember ILM being all about MIA somewhere between then and now...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

dude, that "freaxxx" song is either the most offensive thing my ears have ever been exposed to, or it's genius (assuming it's calculated satire)

Amazing pie chart:
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/the-crowning-achievement-of-mexicaltsaltinos.html

musical equivalent of two girls 1 cup

;_;

phat j was robbed, his dani filth stylings are peerless

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=943482
http://images.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=853792
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=944862
http://www.loudhawk.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=a%20rticle&id=205:editorial-a-plea-for-punk-protest-brokencyde-on-warped-tour&catid=1:editorial&Itemid=54

lol @ the poster.

I never thought Id say this but this new wave of horse shit makes me look back and not hate Atom and His Package because at least he was original.

What did poor Atom do to get dragged into this??

"If I can make one person at least question the authenticity and integrity of singing the words "let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now" then I think it is well worth the effort."

all this haterade-drinking by warped tour dudes and concerned mothers makes me want to like these guys

until you hear them

They seem like pretty harmless guys but if I don't voice my opinion on what I think about Brokencyde then I have no right to ever speak up about any other injustices to the music scene in the future.

e40's on the new song u_u

the fuck..

would love to hear 40 water talk about his experiences working with brokencyde vs. his experiences working with the lonely island

lonely island guys actually listen to rap

e-40 is so shit. can't believe brokencyde have sullied their good name with this clown.

hyphail.

^ suggest ban

The letters page on that 'mothers against Brokencyde' thing is like embryo meme after embryo meme

http://www.mothersagainstbrokencyde.net/letters.htm

this can't be real...

Mothers Against Brokencyde? Really? My mom fucking loves Brokencyde. Are you people on crack? like right now? Or is it just menopause kicking in? Have you even takin into consideration that Rap, and Hip Hop is just about the same thing, just without guitar? Are you all just some fucking nigger lovers or something? So you have to blame everything on white people just like everything else? Well that couldnt fucking be now could it, Rap isnt even oldies. Stop being such selfish bitches and take into consideration that music is art and you dont have to be stoned out of your fucking mind to like it, probably like the oldies you listen to. Now if i were your kid, i'd have more of a reason to listen to Brokencyde. I mean come on, if you are going to criticize music, you must be some fucking jew that listens to books on tape as enjoyment. I mean fuck, i like all kinds of music, rock, country, rap, etc. but to narrow it down to what you think is shit? come on now. I'd be delighted to hear back from you with a playlist of what you listen to, and i will gladly respond with what i think of it :)

funny tho

The only thing that makes me think that mothersagainstbrocencyde isn't run by the band's PR department (and I'm still not convinced it isn't) is their lack of a facebook page. But that might be the cherry on the icing of realism that cloaks a cynical cake of ... um, where am I going with this metaphor?

I can't see any way this isn't PR for the band. If it was any sort of "legit" site by concerned parents, they'd be angrily deleting all the angry fan e-mail, not letting it fill up page after page.

might get fired for doing this but oh well

journal #2: what is your favorite band?

well I like diffrent bands and dont really have a favorite there all pretty amazing. but bands like Alesana and brokencyde pump me up for events like sports and things like that. Alesana sing about there feelings for diffrent topics that I can relate to and I like that. brokecyde is a crazy scremo band that loves to rock out.

you should get fired for not teaching the diff between "there" and "their" and "they're"

i'm a math & science teacher! i'm just working as a reader for this class!

I find this stuff terrifying

how old are these journal kids?

37, they just get held back a lot

BREAKING NEWS: CRUNK PIG HAS LEFT BROKENCYDE AND JOINED JONAS BROTHERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM-P3JvnRM4

lol Britisher screamo crunk: http://www.myspace.com/exitavenue

(NB I only know of this band's existence because their single was sent to my work today - but for some completely unfathomable reason was addressed to THE LEX o_O)

more pop punk than screamo crunk isn't it?

In that case their myspace needs to have the track on the single with the most retarded hard trance breakdown you ever heard

holy hell these guys are mind-bogglingly terrible, like to the point where I suspect their mothers want to kill them

you know how in sci-fi movies, the "pop songs of the future" are always dogshit? yeah well

ps yes I did just Idolator, thank you for asking

Me too.

I am now not sure if I want to have kids anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNaCgXChvlw

Ever wondered if Brokencyde actually has fans? Well, apparently they do. They played in ATX on Saturday and our city website has a gallery of fan photos up right now. In case you've ever wondered who actually listens to (and pays for) this shit...

http://galleries.austin360.com/gallery/brokencyde

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/07/what-do-crunkwave-suburban-tweens-who-go-to-brokencyde-concerts-look-like.html

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/46551e9a.jpg

ha that is basically a complete compendium of the kids who come into the store where i work

You work in Hot Topic? ;)

ready the internment camps

Nah, my store's in a mall though.

x-post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy84mE3qD1s&feature=player_embedded

group that brokencyde is currently on tour with:
http://www.myspace.com/millionaires

― some dude, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

whoa

great ending on that song j0rd

ha i couldn't make it through the whole thing

hahahahaha wtf

this demands an appearance on the whiney/maura 2010 countdown

I idly wondered why BrokenCYDE was trending on Twitter. This was the reason.

Yeah they kicked some dudes ass and then sped away to their next show. Amazing.

man i love these guys

they seem to be trending up on RYM; they're latest album has nearly got one full star

RAGE.
The worst band ever beat up the drummer of my favorite band.

hahaha

OH MY GOD THIS BAND ARE THE FUCKING NADIR OF ALL MUSIC EVER!

you just need to listen deeper

let's get fucking freaky now

Yeah they kicked some dudes ass and then sped away to their next show. Amazing.

― billstevejim, Tuesday, April 26, 2011 4:31 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they wish ::flexes::

here's their latest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8E7wDl2TPE

This is my home,
This is my thrown

I will always give these guys a little bit of credit for having the brains/balls to call their album I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It.

this new song of theirs segued well from the crazy town song i posted in another thread

holy hell these guys are mind-bogglingly terrible, like to the point where I suspect their mothers want to kill them

― RETARTED (HI DERE), Monday, October 19, 2009 1:51 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink