Worst verse on "Touch It (Remix)"

Britishes trivia: my old flatmate was friends with the chick from those Elephant Insurance adverts. She liked this song.

Correct answer is Rah Digga, btw

mary j

or should I say Brook Lynn since that's the name of her rapping alias.

Probably Mary J, but I'd have to check if DMX actually had lyrics, as all I can recall is "RUH Gummagumma DA! Huhhh."

the thing is, there were actually 3 remixes, and they cut most of the verses in half to fit them all in the video. so you're only getting half the shitty rhymes with the video. you need the full versions to truly judge the worst:

part 1 w/ DMX: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6kEH3zj-H0

part 2 w/ Mary, Missy and Rah Digga: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9kJ-vXGXYD8 (way long megamix but their full verses are in there)

part 3 w/ Banks and Papoose: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmTAR7BB0_g

the parts of Papoose's verse that weren't in the video are next level awful

i would like to vote for all of them

still think Mary's verse is actually pretty decent.

Best to worst:

DMX
Missy
Busta II
Banks
Busta I
Digga
MJB
Papoose

X is best how, like, for sheer batshit entertainment value? "FORK IN YA EYE WHEN I HET EM MAN TRUCK COME GET EM MAN I DID EM MAAAAN AIN'T NO REMORSE TRUTH IS CAN'T ID THE BODY...TOOTHLESS"

yeah, and he actually raps like himself instead of imitating busta's flow on the original

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mjb sounded good on this u crackheads

Am I the only person that REALLY likes this then?

Seriously, what's your problem? This is great!