Worst verse on "Touch It (Remix)"

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Papoose 3
DMX 2
Mary J Blige 1
Rah Digga 1
Busta Rhymes II1
Busta Rhymes I 0
Lloyd Banks 0
Missy 0


The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

Britishes trivia: my old flatmate was friends with the chick from those Elephant Insurance adverts. She liked this song.

Correct answer is Rah Digga, btw

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

mary j

or should I say Brook Lynn since that's the name of her rapping alias.

The Brainwasher, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

Probably Mary J, but I'd have to check if DMX actually had lyrics, as all I can recall is "RUH Gummagumma DA! Huhhh."

energy flash gordon, Friday, 11 July 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

the thing is, there were actually 3 remixes, and they cut most of the verses in half to fit them all in the video. so you're only getting half the shitty rhymes with the video. you need the full versions to truly judge the worst:

part 1 w/ DMX: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6kEH3zj-H0

part 2 w/ Mary, Missy and Rah Digga: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9kJ-vXGXYD8 (way long megamix but their full verses are in there)

part 3 w/ Banks and Papoose: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmTAR7BB0_g

the parts of Papoose's verse that weren't in the video are next level awful

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

i would like to vote for all of them

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

still think Mary's verse is actually pretty decent.

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

Best to worst:

DMX
Missy
Busta II
Banks
Busta I
Digga
MJB
Papoose

The Reverend, Friday, 11 July 2008 05:49 (seventeen years ago)

X is best how, like, for sheer batshit entertainment value? "FORK IN YA EYE WHEN I HET EM MAN TRUCK COME GET EM MAN I DID EM MAAAAN AIN'T NO REMORSE TRUTH IS CAN'T ID THE BODY...TOOTHLESS"

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, and he actually raps like himself instead of imitating busta's flow on the original

The Reverend, Friday, 11 July 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 13 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

mjb sounded good on this u crackheads

deej, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

Am I the only person that REALLY likes this then?

I know, right?, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously, what's your problem? This is great!

I know, right?, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)


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