worst press release ever?

Silversky; rocking with soul. A solid, water-tight unit, a mix of incredible individual talent and an awesome teamwork ethic. Since Oct 2004, the band have been working with top London-based production team The Animal Farm producing the 'One More Time' EP.

They believe a live show should provide a full-on experience and not just be another gig. This is SilverSky’s sole reason for being. If you can’t take people out of themselves and offer a release for the time you are onstage why should anyone come and see you?

Handing out free tabs of acid on the door then?

This is one of those scenarios where I'm holding off listening to the band because it can't possibly be as hilarious as it is in my head.

they have a song call 'I Want To Live In Norway' which goes thus:

"I wanna live in Norway
Everyone is beautiful there
They have very little English
So maybe I’ll have peace up there

Cos they’re gentle to you

Though they’ve never met you before
It doesn’t matter to them
You’re not a lost soul in the wind

I wanna live in Norway
People judge you because of your deeds
Not your race or religion
Everything is equally shared with you

Cos they’re gentle to you

Though they’ve never met you before
It doesn’t matter to them
You’re not a lost soul in the wind

I wanna live in Norway
I wanna live in Norway
Don’t wanna be bombed by the USA
Don’t let me die in Basra
I wanna live in Norway"

..............................................

This is a joke, right?

sadly not - http://www.myspace.com/silverskymusic

i couldn't make it past the first chorus of 'I Want To Live In Norway'. i dare you to try.

Okay I'm going in.

lol The Smiths

Jeez I just had this horrible dream where it was 1989 and I'd got to live thru the 90s all over again.

There's only one way to address this...

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Straight away I'm bound to say that Kara OK is an infinitely better band name than SilverSky.

Type of Label None

good luck with that.

This one's so awfully bad I've remembered it all these years:

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/24550/print/

...a brain, which I call the mentality..."

"One thing that sets Travis Meeks apart is his myopic attention to his work."

Deathless stuff. Wonder what Trav's mentality's up to these days.

A load of fucking wank this is...

Tired of the legend that London is the only place where bands can pull an audience or gain any success?

But they are from fucking London! Two of their four MySpud song sound the same! Also, four years to record an EP? WTF?

They're trying to prove that it's possible to be from London and not find success.

pff! It's not just possible, it's the default!

They're trying to prove that it's possible to be from London and not find success.

This was a sold LOL.

I wanna live in Norway
People judge you because of your melodic content and lack of suspicious African influences

I wanna live in Norway
Everyone is beautiful there
They have very little English
So maybe I’ll have peace up there

When I went there everyone spoke better English than me.

BETTER THAN THE DUDE WHO WROTE THAT SONG TOO, I'M GUESSING

Compare and contrast with:

Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me.

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.

Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.

You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.

Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.

Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.

Finland has it all.
(Monty Python)

Thought that wz gonna be a Momus song.

I wanna live in Norway
People judge you because of your melodics
Not your race or religion
Everything is equally shared with you

lol didn't see the Colonel's near-identical joek back there

I wanna live in Norway and I want to get stoned on SIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLD

Are you tired of the same old potato salad?

SilverSky's singer's Myspace = http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=97546946

Can they match the high standards set by Vauxhall Conference nineties Britpop stalwarts Silver Sun?

Two local businessmen and one local businesswoman are set to tackle the VIP lifestyle market by storm. Olympic meddalist Jamie Baulch has teamed up with local entrepreneur Leon Hughes and events manager and self confessed socialite Kelly Reardon-Brown to create an exclusive club called The 4 Hundred for the socially elite based in Cardiff.

“With all my Olympic and Sports successes, I’ve been very lucky to live a very privileged lifestyle, and be treated to all the best the VIP world can offer. But in the real world, this doesn’t happen to everyone – especially those people who deserve it the most: the successful business man.” Explains Jamie.

“Dealing with the VIP lifestyle in my events management past, it became apparent that there is a definite gap in the market and a need for a service in South Wales to make sure that a select number of people receive a 24Hr round the clock passport to the best that Cardiff life has to offer. For us its all about helping people receive a level of service they deserve.” Adds Kelly. “ Whatever the cardholders needs are exactly what we endeavour to do; to create a hassle free life for the cardholder.”

“Local businessman and women of the highest calibre find it difficult to access certain quality aspects of Cardiff life, without a lot of time and effort.” Leon adds “Having a service such as the 4 Hundred to offer VIP services for business entertaining will make any business persons life easier.”

The 4 Hundred will offer yearly membership to only 400 people. For the select 400 people the 4 hundred will be a way of life – exclusive VIP access in all major clubs and bars in Cardiff, preferential rates for hotels, spas, flights and restaurants, not forgetting access to impossible events around the city.

You name it The 4 hundred can do it.

I would like to ask The 4 hundred to explain to me who Jamie Baulch is.

a meddalist

In the 400m relay. Who sort of fizzled away.

400m challops relay

I guess this should have gone on ILE but I'm just happy to be getting the info out there

Thnaks man. How do I apply?

lady if you have to ask

Welcome to Jamie Baulch's world of fun:

http://www.sports-council-wales.org.uk/resource/13771.22392.file.eng.jpg

Hey Jamie, I'm richer than those guys!

Anyhow, VIP little man, heaven needed an also ran w/dreads.

Think that might be one of the "impossible events round the city" they mention

So this card basically gets you exclusive access to Puff the Magic Dragon?

Not just him.

Who sort of fizzled away.

Sort of par for the course in the field of professional running though, innit?

Hailing from the north-east coastal city of Hull is a band called 'Affairs'. They play instruments, including (wait for it), guitars and they sing. Now let's all stay calm here - they haven't just clambered out of a UFO on some kind of dodgy agenda. They are simply just a band; an excellent, up and coming, very stylish, new band. They are one of many great acts who are gracing your local pubs and clubs, often playing for free, in some cases paying to play. It's a very tough state of affairs and it's these bands that really deserve recognition.

They sound like a breath of fresh air.

Missed opportunity in the last sentence there, poor show.

only 1,000 people have seen them, but those that have have sold their VU&Nico albums...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYeQCJ7CEAA1UTR.jpg:large

'Dog Is Dead' is a good band name.

Dog Is Dead
Band
Dog Is Dead are a five-piece indie pop band from West Bridgford, Nottingham, who have described their music as "an original blend of harmonious, indie-pop in the disco, with a cheeky jazz hint" and "uplifting pop for jazz junkies and choir folk". Wikipedia

"We are fans of one-word titles that have no real context. WE can't say it reflect our lifestyles, to be honest."

so weirdly delighted that this quote made it into the article, enough that I typed it out to preserve it for the ages