The Original (W)rapper Poll

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Better check that sausage, before you put it in the waffle 4
Watchin' cable TV with a female friend 1
Don't treat me like I'm some dumb lackey 1
White against white, Black against Jew 1
Yippies, Hippies and upwardly mobile Yuppies 1
Lugubrious so I give a salutation 1
A feeling that there's nowhere to turn 0
I saw a lack of morals and a lack of concern 0
I grew up hard but I grew up straight 0
I was born in the United States 0
Nothing sacred and nothing divine 0
I'll keep yours and I'll keep mine 0
'Cause the murderer lives while the victims die 0
I'd much rather see it an eye for an eye 0
Hip hop gonna bop till I drop."0
Ohh poop ah doo and how do you do 0
And rock on out to beat really stupid 0
But life's got me nervous and little pugnacious 0
And say, "Don't mean to come on sanctimonious 0
Pick up your guitar and look out at the crowd 0
Kick up your heels, turn the music up loud 0
And if this all makes you feel a little insane 0
A heart for a heart, a brain for a brain 0
And if this all don't make you mad 0
Hate if it's good and hate if it's bad 0
Reagan says abortion's murder 0
Make sure that candy's in the Original Wrapper 0
Hey, pitcher, better check that batter 0
Make sure that candy's in the Original Wrapper 0
And while you're at it - check what's in the batter 0
I was sittin' home on the West End 0
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle 0
The poor and the hungry, a world in distress 0
While he's looking at Cardinal O'Connor 0
Look at Jerry Falwell Louis Farrakhan 0
Both talk religion and the brotherhood of man 0
The politics of hate in a new surrounding 0
It's classic, original, the same old story 0
Only to find his heroes are all coked up 0
While Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport 0
Watching violent fantasies 0
The baby sits in front of MTV 0
It seems like it's 1942 0
They both sound like they belong in Teheran 0
We were watchin' the news, the world's in a mess 0


Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 25 July 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

Wow

Oilyrags, Friday, 25 July 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

I think bitching about Yippies in 1986 has to win tho

Oilyrags, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno I gotta go with "check that sausage before you put it in the waffle" for pure wtfness

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Choice between:

"Better check that sausage, before you put it in the waffle"
"Lugubrious so I give a salutation"
"And rock on out to beat really stupid"

Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 26 July 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

You should listen to him wrapping his cinder block tongue around those lines.

Voted for "Ohh poop ah doo and how do you do."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

I barely remember a video for this (I think) with fast motion/pause motion of...little kids chasing a dachshund?

Oilyrags, Saturday, 26 July 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_iTkpfc05cY

HOLY CHRIST

Oilyrags, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

and it's been slowed down!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

I think when this one is done we might oughtta poll the video

Oilyrags, Saturday, 26 July 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

"don't treat me like I'm some dumb lackey" was robbed

J0hn D., Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)


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