Diddy admitted to Metro UK magazine that he waxes his privates, “While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink — vodka and lemonade — and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure — and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates.”
While Jay-Z described the benefit of the process to US Weekly magazine as, “Bald is beautiful.”
― Jacobw, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 04:16 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^ more than i ever needed to know 'bout Diddy or Hov
― Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)
tho the idea of diddy gearing up for a date by throwing some JB on the stereo is somehow rofflicious, so there's that
― Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.wildfiregames.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/throw-up.gif
― deej, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
It's totally true though. My boyfriend says if I am going to do it to myself, he may as well do it to himself to complement me! "Beautiful," however...
― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
he seems like the kind of dude who'd be jamming to his own shit
― Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
He gets the drinks in and *then* pours hot wax on his crotch? Each to his own, like
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
I whacks my privates.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
lol
(seems like the proper order xp)
― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
While Jay-Z described the benefit of the process to US Weekly magazine as, “Bald is beautiful makes it look bigger.”
fixed
― StanM, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)
wherefore art thou b3cky 1ucas
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
Gives new depth to Dave Barry's observation that black men look cool bald, whereas white men "look like a thumb"
― bendy, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 01:04 (seventeen years ago)
So, wait, are Metro UK and US Weekly publishing features on the genital grooming regimes of hip-hop stars?
― mehlt, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)
Do they have specialised stylists?
― StanM, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)
"Sit down over here"
http://i33.tinypic.com/2hq5o29.png
― StanM, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)
i read that book by the girl jay-z and nas supposedly had beef over and she explicitly states that jigga's ass ablutions are performed by his gripping two ends of a wash cloth and sliding it back and forth betwixt his ass cheeks, "as if bowing a violin"
this is not a joke
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 31 July 2008 01:57 (seventeen years ago)
why did you read this book
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 July 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
i'm glad that you asked this
i was stuck in an office in which this was the only available reading material
initially scoffing at the book, i scanned a few hov-related passages and, discovering the gem above, resigned myself to reading the entire thing. never encountered its match in the rest of the text, but the book itself is like 100 pages long, so no big shit
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 31 July 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)
i regret nothing
Anybody read this?
http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/00/05/42cd6e53-0013d-01ced-400cb8e1
― Jacobw, Thursday, 31 July 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
have to imagine Puffy would say "I'll be missing you" to his departed hairs
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 September 2023 04:34 (two years ago)