P Diddy and Jay Z's genital grooming regimes

^^^^
more than i ever needed to know 'bout Diddy or Hov

tho the idea of diddy gearing up for a date by throwing some JB on the stereo is somehow rofflicious, so there's that

http://www.wildfiregames.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/throw-up.gif

It's totally true though. My boyfriend says if I am going to do it to myself, he may as well do it to himself to complement me!
"Beautiful," however...

he seems like the kind of dude who'd be jamming to his own shit

He gets the drinks in and *then* pours hot wax on his crotch? Each to his own, like

I whacks my privates.

lol

(seems like the proper order xp)

While Jay-Z described the benefit of the process to US Weekly magazine as, “Bald is beautiful makes it look bigger.”

fixed

wherefore art thou b3cky 1ucas

Gives new depth to Dave Barry's observation that black men look cool bald, whereas white men "look like a thumb"

So, wait, are Metro UK and US Weekly publishing features on the genital grooming regimes of hip-hop stars?

Do they have specialised stylists?

"Sit down over here"

http://i33.tinypic.com/2hq5o29.png

i read that book by the girl jay-z and nas supposedly had beef over and she explicitly states that jigga's ass ablutions are performed by his gripping two ends of a wash cloth and sliding it back and forth betwixt his ass cheeks, "as if bowing a violin"

this is not a joke

why did you read this book

i'm glad that you asked this

i was stuck in an office in which this was the only available reading material

initially scoffing at the book, i scanned a few hov-related passages and, discovering the gem above, resigned myself to reading the entire thing. never encountered its match in the rest of the text, but the book itself is like 100 pages long, so no big shit

i regret nothing

Anybody read this?

http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/00/05/42cd6e53-0013d-01ced-400cb8e1

have to imagine Puffy would say "I'll be missing you" to his departed hairs