Your Favorite Rap Couplets that mention pro wrestling, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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I slayed MC's back in the rec room era
My style broke motherfuckin backs like Ken Patera

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

Who ever thought this young brother from Dorchester
Would come to be the "Next Big Thing" like Brock Lesnar?

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I let the haters take a break
now Ima let em out the bag like Jake The Snake

― some dude, Thursday, 21 August 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

haha i lold irl first time i heard that

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 August 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

how has someone not used something to the effect of "cuz im the heartbreak kid like sean michaels"

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 August 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

"so i stuck a sock in his mouth like mankind"

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 August 2008 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

someone has had to have made a casket/undertaker reference

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 August 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

don't you hear it
it's that nigga named luda
slicker than rick the ruler
whoop ass like lex luger

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

benz the same color as rick flair hair

― kawał dobrej piosenki (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 October 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

Looky here, it's just the way the cookie tear
Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year

― breadmaster, Saturday, 18 October 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

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