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JON WAYNE – TEXAS FUNERAL

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Ain't got a flat tire
Ain't got a Fred Meyer
But I got Texas
Tek-tek-tek-tek-tek-tek-tek-Tekshish

― Abbott, Friday, 22 August 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

My horse SHADES
You're a dead horse you

(I know this one is from 'Two Graduated Jiggers' but still)

― Abbott, Friday, 22 August 2008 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

Apple schnapps apple schnapps
Everyone likes apple schnapps
I like apple schnapps
You like apple schnapps

(This song ensured that my best galpal & I only drank apple schnapps for about four months, which is way too much apple schnapps for any one lifetime. But STILL.)

― Abbott, Friday, 22 August 2008 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

OMG it is an MP3 of Mr. Egyptian!

― Abbott, Friday, 22 August 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

"had to jerk off the dog just to feed the goddamn cat!"

― cb, Friday, 22 August 2008 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

"No go diggy-dye"

― Tom D., Friday, 22 August 2008 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

Yay Abbott's on ILM!

Want to hear this album.

― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

It is a winner, especially if you like the word TEXAS.

― Abbott, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

OH AND I DO

― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

$$$$$$$$$TEXAS$$$$$$$$$

― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Mr. Egyptian, you're a goddamned liar.

― girl moves (Abbott), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

I SAID I'M FROM TEXAS NOW GIMME SOME OIL

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

"had to jerk off the dog just to feed the goddamn cat!"

― cb, Friday, August 22, 2008 10:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

HOW BOUT THEM DALLAS COWBOYS

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

"An he said somethin' like..." just gets me.

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

FORGET THE OIL, I NEED SOME GAS

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

TEXAS

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

AND WHISKEY

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

WHISKEY

― quincie, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

AND TEXAS

― quincie, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

TEXAS

― girl moves (Abbott), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

AND FUNERALS

― girl moves (Abbott), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

nine months pass...

rattlesnake rattlesnake

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

and ah-texas

― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

wish this song was 7 minutes long tbh

― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

and now it is

http://www.mediafire.com/?kord1yu57o0y38y

― mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Friday, 22 October 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

haha awesome

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

Third Man reissued this on vinyl but I can't find it for sale anywhere ;_;

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

7 minute texas funeral sounds kind of like the fall

― mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

^this

― m0stlyClean, Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:29 (sixteen years ago)


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