donk vs. donk

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one silly word. two feuding definitions.

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Donk (UK): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK5811
Donk (US): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-EXnEfQXc 7


Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

not even close

SOULJA BOY TELL EM

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago)

SOULJA BOY TELL EM
WOW SHE GOT A DONK
WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.tuningfever.fr/pics-med-6908-200333-19xx-oldsmobile-donk.jpg

deej, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago)

U.S.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

what the hell is a british donk?

The Reverend, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

you dont wanna know

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

it's sick

jabba hands, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

Welcome to a new style (that sounds like the old style) of bouncy, annoying techno called Donk. The scene’s soon to be breakout hit is called ‘Put a Donk on it’ by Blackout Crew from Bolton.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

The scene’s soon to be breakout hit is called ‘Put a Donk on it’ by Blackout Crew from Bolton.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

The scene’s soon to be breakout hit is called ‘Put a Donk on it’

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

well that settles it, then

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

The Reverend, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

deej OTM, the U.S. definition i always knew of was the custom car definition, it seems like only really recently that "badunkadonk" got shortened to donk and Soulja Boy entered it into the canon of rap songs about asses.

some dude, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:40 (sixteen years ago)

What about new West Bromwich Albion defender Ryan Donk?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

I don't need a gun, I've got a donk

snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago)

Of course now you can get a machine to do all the work...
http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/Oct02/images/korg01doncamatic.gif

snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:01 (sixteen years ago)

Entourage1234 (4 minutes ago)

these ppl make me feel physically sick they r just scumbag northen chavs. they are an embarisment to the human race

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:01 (sixteen years ago)

don't know what the US one is but probably involves helmets

blueski, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:03 (sixteen years ago)

I don't like the "Put A Donk In It" song. It's almost as annoying as the Crazy Frog. In fact if it was sped up it would probably sound much the same. They're like Blazing Squad, except with a techno backing track instead of R&B. Never mind a donk, they should put a sock in it. Preferably a poopsock...

snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:09 (sixteen years ago)

where happened to that poopsock guy anyway?

blueski, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

I thought his name was pipecock

some dude, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) I think his material dried up...

snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

TS: Catdogs vs. Dogcats

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

Pipedonk

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

You realise that there'll be a race to register that as a potential sock puppet name, right?

snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

I wonder where Donk would sit on his Detroit purity scale? We must be told!

Neil S, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donk

braveclub, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/donk.jpg

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

It was inevitable.

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

Donk E Punch

tpp, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno i think i have to go with the UK definition....PSYCH...are you fuckin kiddin me? USA USA USA

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

# Poker jargon, inexperienced, unskilled or foolish poker player

^ only one i've ever heard

sleep, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c352/noelaniakau/funnysex/th_bootyshake.gif

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 7 September 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 8 September 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

7 motherfuckers are inexcusable

The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

oh fuck, make that 11

The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

how the hell did this happen? I'm going to jump off a bridge now because life just isn't worth living anymore

The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

SOULJA BOY TELL EM
WOW SHE GOT A DONK
WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 1, 2008 9:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

ABRAHAM LINCOLN! GEORGE WASHINGTON! HERMANN MELVILLE! ELVIS PRESLEY! MARTIN LUTHER KING! RONALD REAGAN! NATE DOGG! CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

Abraham Lincoln vs George Washington vs Hermann Melville vs Elvis Presley vs Martin Luther King vs Ronald Reagan vs Nate Dogg

The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

this was rigged obv

krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

Soulja Boy's is retarded in an awesome way and this "blackout crew" bullshit is retarded in a horrible cheesy & incredibly dated way

krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

Donk

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 11 September 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

justice

jabba hands, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

krotch typhoons otm

The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:27 (sixteen years ago)

ridonkulous

velko, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

riDONKulous!

(thats how u do it)

DZL (deeznuts), Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago)

I lost my shit at the donk-da-donk donk donk donk bit. This is the most inane thing I have ever seen. Glad it won.

Milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Thursday, 11 September 2008 06:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/burning-stars-and-stripes.jpg

Glans Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.humanemergencemiddleeast.org/images/young-palestinians.jpg

Blackout Crew fans celebrate the inexorable rise of Put A Donk On It.

^^^ Highlight DIVs (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:35 (sixteen years ago)

Let's talk about this Honky Tonk Badonkadonk video. It's an outrage. Not even one badonkadonk guys.

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 11 September 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

who shouts "TECH-NO!" in a song in 2008?

krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

Geir?

Mark G, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

don't the people who only know the donk = ass definition get really confused when they hear any of the countless rap/R&B songs that use the donk = car definition? I mean, what do they think when Chris Brown says "get it shawty, we parking lot pimpin' in my donk"? wait, don't answer that.

some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

I never knew (or even noticed) any definition other than ass before this thread

The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

so when Plies says on his 2007 "Shawty" that "I pointed at the donk and told her this supposed to be yours" he was offering a girl her own ass? or another girl's ass?

some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

are rappers who refer to themselves as "donk riders" merely anal sex enthusiasts? wait, don't answer that.

some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

don't try and reason with plies

its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

never noticed that line, I spent a lot more time avoiding that song than listening to it

The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

donk vs donk vs stonk

internet person, Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

maybe plies was pointing at his own donk

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

serious lols

some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

sorry for being uncultured

peace, love, and ban deeznuts (The Reverend), Friday, 12 September 2008 06:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://i3.bebo.com/042a/1/medium/2008/02/24/16/5240988733a6983808266m.jpg B
I WANT ZACK MC TO PUT HIS DONK IN ME.. and u think it wont happen, u watch me come to Bolton!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx
2 days ago

yungblut, Friday, 19 September 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

donk 2: the evolution

yungblut, Friday, 19 September 2008 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/68008

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 2, 2008 10:41 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― The Reverend, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 11:54 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 1, 2008 9:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

― its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:22 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/burning-stars-and-stripes.jpg

― Glans Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:51 (1 year ago) Bookmark

your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

some dude brought some serious lols in this thred

anita bonghit (rionat), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

i once was lost, but now am found
was blind but now I see

mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

Damn, I just realized "Donk" samples "White Tee".

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

haha wow never realized that either. i guess my brain scanned it as some kind of platonic YUP that simply drifts through the Atlanta air from song to song.

some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

is it just the "yep!" part or does he sample part of the beat?

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Just the "Yep!"

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

it kind of pains me that a lot of people hear associate the "Donk" beat with some Minaj mixtape song now

some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

I love that freestyle tho.

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

it's funny that "white tee" ended up being sampled on two much bigger hits

the beat on that song is so dope tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

What's the other one?

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

eight years pass...

don't the people who only know the donk = ass definition get really confused when they hear any of the countless rap/R&B songs that use the donk = car definition? I mean, what do they think when Chris Brown says "get it shawty, we parking lot pimpin' in my donk"? wait, don't answer that.

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:13 PM bookmarkflaglink

I never knew (or even noticed) any definition other than ass before this thread

― The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:16 PM bookmarkflaglink

so when Plies says on his 2007 "Shawty" that "I pointed at the donk and told her this supposed to be yours" he was offering a girl her own ass? or another girl's ass?

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 15:39 (five years ago)

three years pass...

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 2, 2008 10:41 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 02:34 (one year ago)

yeah yeah that's sick that

c u (crüt), Monday, 28 August 2023 14:06 (one year ago)

three months pass...

this thread just brought me much joy, thank you

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 23:53 (one year ago)

Glans Christian Anderson —- probably one of the better display names ive seen on this site tbh

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 23:55 (one year ago)

<3

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 01:13 (one year ago)


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