donk vs. donk

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one silly word. two feuding definitions.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Donk (UK): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58	11
Donk (US): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-EXnEfQXc	7

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

not even close

SOULJA BOY TELL EM

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

SOULJA BOY TELL EM
WOW SHE GOT A DONK
WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tuningfever.fr/pics-med-6908-200333-19xx-oldsmobile-donk.jpg

― deej, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

U.S.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell is a british donk?

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

you dont wanna know

― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

it's sick

― jabba hands, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

Welcome to a new style (that sounds like the old style) of bouncy, annoying techno called Donk. The scene’s soon to be breakout hit is called ‘Put a Donk on it’ by Blackout Crew from Bolton.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

The scene’s soon to be breakout hit is called ‘Put a Donk on it’ by Blackout Crew from Bolton.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

The scene’s soon to be breakout hit is called ‘Put a Donk on it’

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

well that settles it, then

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

deej OTM, the U.S. definition i always knew of was the custom car definition, it seems like only really recently that "badunkadonk" got shortened to donk and Soulja Boy entered it into the canon of rap songs about asses.

― some dude, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

What about new West Bromwich Albion defender Ryan Donk?

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

I don't need a gun, I've got a donk

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

Of course now you can get a machine to do all the work...
http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/Oct02/images/korg01doncamatic.gif

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

Entourage1234 (4 minutes ago)

these ppl make me feel physically sick they r just scumbag northen chavs. they are an embarisment to the human race

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

don't know what the US one is but probably involves helmets

― blueski, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like the "Put A Donk In It" song. It's almost as annoying as the Crazy Frog. In fact if it was sped up it would probably sound much the same. They're like Blazing Squad, except with a techno backing track instead of R&B. Never mind a donk, they should put a sock in it. Preferably a poopsock...

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

where happened to that poopsock guy anyway?

― blueski, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

I thought his name was pipecock

― some dude, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) I think his material dried up...

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Catdogs vs. Dogcats

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

Pipedonk

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

You realise that there'll be a race to register that as a potential sock puppet name, right?

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder where Donk would sit on his Detroit purity scale? We must be told!

― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donk

― braveclub, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/donk.jpg

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

It was inevitable.

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Donk E Punch

― tpp, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno i think i have to go with the UK definition....PSYCH...are you fuckin kiddin me? USA USA USA

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

# Poker jargon, inexperienced, unskilled or foolish poker player

^ only one i've ever heard

― sleep, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c352/noelaniakau/funnysex/th_bootyshake.gif

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 7 September 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 8 September 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

7 motherfuckers are inexcusable

― The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck, make that 11

― The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

how the hell did this happen? I'm going to jump off a bridge now because life just isn't worth living anymore

― The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

SOULJA BOY TELL EM
WOW SHE GOT A DONK
WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 1, 2008 9:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

― its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

ABRAHAM LINCOLN! GEORGE WASHINGTON! HERMANN MELVILLE! ELVIS PRESLEY! MARTIN LUTHER KING! RONALD REAGAN! NATE DOGG! CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!

― NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Abraham Lincoln vs George Washington vs Hermann Melville vs Elvis Presley vs Martin Luther King vs Ronald Reagan vs Nate Dogg

― The Referee (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

― Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

this was rigged obv

― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

Soulja Boy's is retarded in an awesome way and this "blackout crew" bullshit is retarded in a horrible cheesy & incredibly dated way

― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Donk

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 11 September 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

justice

― jabba hands, Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

krotch typhoons otm

― The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

ridonkulous

― velko, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

riDONKulous!

(thats how u do it)

― DZL (deeznuts), Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

I lost my shit at the donk-da-donk donk donk donk bit. This is the most inane thing I have ever seen. Glad it won.

― Milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Thursday, 11 September 2008 06:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/burning-stars-and-stripes.jpg

― Glans Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

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Blackout Crew fans celebrate the inexorable rise of Put A Donk On It.

― ^^^ Highlight DIVs (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

Let's talk about this Honky Tonk Badonkadonk video. It's an outrage. Not even one badonkadonk guys.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 11 September 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

who shouts "TECH-NO!" in a song in 2008?

― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Geir?

― Mark G, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

don't the people who only know the donk = ass definition get really confused when they hear any of the countless rap/R&B songs that use the donk = car definition? I mean, what do they think when Chris Brown says "get it shawty, we parking lot pimpin' in my donk"? wait, don't answer that.

― some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

I never knew (or even noticed) any definition other than ass before this thread

― The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

so when Plies says on his 2007 "Shawty" that "I pointed at the donk and told her this supposed to be yours" he was offering a girl her own ass? or another girl's ass?

― some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

are rappers who refer to themselves as "donk riders" merely anal sex enthusiasts? wait, don't answer that.

― some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

don't try and reason with plies

― its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

never noticed that line, I spent a lot more time avoiding that song than listening to it

― The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

donk vs donk vs stonk

― internet person, Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

maybe plies was pointing at his own donk

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

serious lols

― some dude, Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

sorry for being uncultured

― peace, love, and ban deeznuts (The Reverend), Friday, 12 September 2008 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://i3.bebo.com/042a/1/medium/2008/02/24/16/5240988733a6983808266m.jpg B
I WANT ZACK MC TO PUT HIS DONK IN ME.. and u think it wont happen, u watch me come to Bolton!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx
2 days ago

― yungblut, Friday, 19 September 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

donk 2: the evolution

― yungblut, Friday, 19 September 2008 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/68008

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 2, 2008 10:41 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― The Reverend, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 11:54 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 1, 2008 9:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

― its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:22 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/burning-stars-and-stripes.jpg

― Glans Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:51 (1 year ago) Bookmark

― your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Thursday, 21 January 2010 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

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― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thefifthbranch.com/images/oldies/devildinosaur/devil4/bonk.jpg http://www.thefifthbranch.com/images/oldies/devildinosaur/devil4/bonk.jpg http://www.thefifthbranch.com/images/oldies/devildinosaur/devil4/bonk.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

some dude brought some serious lols in this thred

― anita bonghit (rionat), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

i once was lost, but now am found
was blind but now I see

― mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

Damn, I just realized "Donk" samples "White Tee".

― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

haha wow never realized that either. i guess my brain scanned it as some kind of platonic YUP that simply drifts through the Atlanta air from song to song.

― some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

is it just the "yep!" part or does he sample part of the beat?

― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

Just the "Yep!"

― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

it kind of pains me that a lot of people hear associate the "Donk" beat with some Minaj mixtape song now

― some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

I love that freestyle tho.

― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

it's funny that "white tee" ended up being sampled on two much bigger hits

the beat on that song is so dope tho

― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

What's the other one?

― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

eight years pass...

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:13 PM bookmarkflaglink

I never knew (or even noticed) any definition other than ass before this thread

― The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:16 PM bookmarkflaglink

so when Plies says on his 2007 "Shawty" that "I pointed at the donk and told her this supposed to be yours" he was offering a girl her own ass? or another girl's ass?

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

three years pass...

WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 2, 2008 10:41 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 02:34 (three years ago)

yeah yeah that's sick that

― c u (crüt), Monday, 28 August 2023 14:06 (three years ago)

three months pass...

this thread just brought me much joy, thank you

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 23:53 (two years ago)

Glans Christian Anderson —- probably one of the better display names ive seen on this site tbh

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 23:55 (two years ago)

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 01:13 (two years ago)

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