US #1s of 1981

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Part three of a series. Years determined at random. Already polled: 1941, 1992.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Blondie, "Rapture" 31
Rick Springfield, "Jesse's Girl" 15
Kim Carnes, "Bette Davis Eyes" 11
Kool & the Gang, "Celebration" 11
Dolly Parton, "9 to 5" 9
Hall & Oates, "Private Eyes" 8
Blondie, "The Tide Is High" 5
Eddie Rabbitt, "I Love a Rainy Night" 5
REO Speedwagon, "Keep On Loving You" 3
Hall & Oates, "Kiss On My List" 2
Sheena Easton, "Morning Train (Nine to Five)" 1
Stars On 45, "Medley: Intro Venus / Sugar Sugar / No Reply / I'll Be Back / Drive My Car / Do You Want To Know a S 1
Diana Ross & Lionel Richie, "Endless Love" 1
Christopher Kross, "Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)" 1
Air Supply, "The One That You Love" 0
Olivia Newton-John, "Physical" 0


4 Out of 5 Dentists (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

dollyyyyyyyyy

Surmounter, Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

"Rapture" vs. "Jesse's Girl"

jaymc, Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

omg i didn't even see jesse's girl.....

Surmounter, Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

I remember hearing all of these songs on the crappy boombox that Donna the school bus driver kept propped up on the dashboard.

Tough call between "Bette Davis Eyes" and "Jesse's Girl" for me. I like "The Tide is High" better than "Rapture" (but not better than the Kim Carnes and Rick Springfield tracks).

Paul in Santa Cruz, Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

Uggh, "Donna the school bus driver" sounds like a McCain-Palin campaign figure...

Paul in Santa Cruz, Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

goddamn what a year

I really do remember the decade falling apart between 1983 and 1984, despite all the wonder of 1981-1982

dude, ALLLLL lighthouses are haunted. (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:40 (seventeen years ago)

I had to go with Rapture over 9 to 5 on a snap 1-credit-left-on-the-jukebox-decision

TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

"Private Eyes."

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

The UK chart toppers from 1981 are a lot better, as America didn't discover real 80s music until 1982. Great song from Rick Springfield though.

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

Upon review, my first instinct of "Rapture" was correct.

Gene Amondson (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

ditto

Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (G00blar), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

and me.

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

fourthed

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)

As much as it pains me to vote against H&O, it's gotta be Eddie Rabbit.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

damn tough call, but, dudes "she's ferocious"!

Ioannis, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:27 (seventeen years ago)

a tough call between "Jesse's Girl," "Bette Davis Eyes," and "Private Eyes." I went for H&O cuz, at the moment, I wouldn't vote for 1982's "I Can't Go For Tha."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

i remember these being big hits very fondly (even the annoying stars on 45 one which was confusing to me when I was 8). bettie davis eyes wins.

akm, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:28 (seventeen years ago)

fab five freddy told me everybody's fly

Edward III, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not a huge H&O guy but they're probably my top 2 on this list, with "Private Eyes" in the lead.

some dude, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

Jesse's Girl

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

Very strong year. I also voted "Jesse's Girl" - a great piece of songwriting, the way it so succinctly sets the scene, and then the emotional payoff of the chorus - very catchy too.

o. nate, Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

yeah it's very relatable for some reason

Surmounter, Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

Rapture is absolutely unfuckablewith. Nothing here even comes close or was as ground-breaking at the time. I'm rather confused about that Stars on 45 thing, though, because the way I remember it, it was ALL Beatles songs. But I guess the whole appeal of it was that it led INTO a bunch of Beatles songs in a climactic way. Ha! Looking at the inner label of that record on wikipedia really takes me back. Wow.

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

what do you call a tennis match between stevie wonder and ray charles?

Kevin Keller, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

suggest ban?

what U cry 4 (jim), Monday, 3 November 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

^^ban
xp

walter (wilter), Monday, 3 November 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

'81 was the heart of my top-40 radio fixation. my sister and i (she was 10, i was 11) would listen to casey kasem from start to finish every week and argue about which songs sucked or didn't. i HATED "jessie's girl," for the simple reason of being named jesse. at little league games kids in the outfield would sing it to me when i came up to bat. i've never forgiven the song.

the blondie, hall & oates and sheena easton songs are classics, but dolly rules this list. (out of these songs, i think my sister bought 45s of sheena easton, stars on 45, "the tide is high" and "celebration," and my dad bought "9 to 5" and "kiss on my list." the only single i remember for sure buying that year was "the breakup song" by greg kihn, which stalled out at #15.)

tipsy mothra, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

. at little league games kids in the outfield would sing it to me when i came up to bat.

okay that is awes

"JOE THE PLUMBER, I'LL WHUP YOUR ASS" (The Reverend), Monday, 3 November 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

that and carly simon's "jesse" song made my life hell.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

Oooh! Both great songs! The Simon song doesn't get enough love.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

i'll be very surprised if there isn't a vote for "keep on lovin' you." and if there isn't, some voters here aren't being honest with themselves (esp. those in their mid-30s and older).

i voted for "rapture."

Eisbaer, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:28 (seventeen years ago)

Heh, "Christopher Kross". Lotsa possibles but ultimately impossible to vote for with Kim & Bette up there.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 3 November 2008 07:01 (seventeen years ago)

What crap. I had to vote for Rabbitt because today it sounds the weirdest.

u s steel, Monday, 3 November 2008 07:03 (seventeen years ago)

Damnit, I was just thinking about that Rabbitt song earlier tonight. Don't know why, either.

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 3 November 2008 07:47 (seventeen years ago)

I heard that Sheena Easton song in a grocery store maybe a few months ago and it cracked me up. I mean it was just so...sexist. I mean what woman today can even afford to even stay at home, waiting all day for her man to come home? I mean, that's fine if a woman do that and has the means or wants to, but that song is just pathetic, okay? It's fucking hilarious if you ask me.

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 3 November 2008 07:50 (seventeen years ago)

Also I forgot to mention I think The Tide Is High is SOO way overrated. Most overrated Blondie song ever.

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 3 November 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)

considering how slutty sheena easton became later in the 80s -- to wit, after she met prince -- "morning train (nine to five)" is a rather odd relic in her canon.

Eisbaer, Monday, 3 November 2008 08:01 (seventeen years ago)

Haha! Yeah I know! That's the charming side of it, though, isn't it? That she actually became sluttier later. LOL There was one early 80's song of hers I loved though, to give her credit. Let met think...what teh fuck was that called...argh. "You Could Have Been With Me"! That's it! I bought the single of that in England in 1991 because I remembered it so fondly. Fantastic record.

I'd just about kill to hear that Christopher Cross song again. Sigh. I liked the b-side of that, too, if I recall correctly - "Minstrel Gigolo" wasn't it?

Anyway I guess I've posted enough on this thread. Soon the posting police are gonna arrest me. HAHA

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 3 November 2008 08:07 (seventeen years ago)

Smell the vinyl:

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 3 November 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

Okay I know that is one of the cheesiest songs known to mankind, but Air Supply will always be cheesier.

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 3 November 2008 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

Jessie's Girl = classic

flabbergasted, Monday, 3 November 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

1. Christopher Cross "Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"

2. Hall & Oates "Kiss On My List"
3. Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes"

dubmill, Monday, 3 November 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

jesse's girl, with private eyes a close second choice

metametadata (n/a), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

Voted for Tide Is High just because some of my earliest memories of moving to the States is being driven around New Canaan in the back of a pick-up truck with a load of 11 y.o. preppies and dogs and things and that song being on the radio and feeling extraordinarily happy.

It's funny, because I can remember watching Solid Gold religiously - and the 1981 best of the year program, I remember so vividly because No. 1 was Bette Davis Eyes - which, up until that point I had NEVER HEARD so I felt really cheated - especially as I'd begged to stay up late to watch it. (My dad was on my side, coz he loved the Solid Gold Dancers, natch.)

Then the song because utterly ubiquitous, of course.

post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe "Celebration" was this late. It seems like it has always been there, for better or worse.

I despise "Jesse's Girl" and always have.

I'm tempted to vote for "Keep on Loving You," which I'm pretty sure I did not like at the time, but at the moment I'm liking what I remember of how it sounds.

I think Kim Carnes gets it though.

Rockist Scientist, Monday, 3 November 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

kevin cronin's enunciation on "keep on lovin' you" is sort of hilarious:

yew play dayy-ud
uh but chew nevah blayy-ud
instayy d'yew lay steel in the gray-us
ull coy-uld up'n heee-yuh-seeeen

tipsy mothra, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

jesse's girl SEEMS like it was a hit later to me, was it just that big a hit? I heard it more like, in 83 or something.

akm, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

a friend of mine has had a song recorded about her, to the tune of "keep on livin you":

"i'm gonna keep on druggin yoooou
cause it's the only thing i wanna dooooo
you ain't gonna sleep
i'm just gonna keep on druggin yoooou"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

"i love a rainy night" wins for me

Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

I voted Rick Springfield, but what a fantastic list. I turned seven that year, just old enough for these songs to register with me when I heard them on the radio. I wasn't old enough to understand the longing in "Jessie's Girl" or "Arthur's Theme" or "The One That You Love", but I felt it when listening anyway. The nervousness and paranoia of these songs, which continues into 1982, still astounds me. To feel Reagan nostalgia while feeling these songs must be complicated.

Euler, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer Springfield's other hits, actually ("I've Done Everything To You," "Love Somebody"), but it's no pox on "Jesse's Girl." Springfield had SO many hits that you don't hear anymore; he's the missing link between L.A. studio-pop and New Wave.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

*"Everything FOR You," rather

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, I don't remember any of his other songs, so maybe I'll pick up a greatest hits.

Euler, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

So I'm the loner for "Endless Love"?

It's a song I despised as a kid, but I hated ballads as I kid. As I embrace my oldageness, "Endless Love" stands above a lot of this list, though "Private Eyes" comes really close, though it wasn't H&O's best knockout.

I don't know if I can speak to you if you're going to call yours (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 3 November 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

EMBRACE TEH LINEALL!
EMBRACE THE ROSS!

I don't know if I can speak to you if you're going to call yours (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 3 November 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

"Jesse's Girl," though "Private Eyes" is close.

A lot of this list reminds me of late shifts doing newspaper paste-ups. That would have been a decent job without the constant immersion in cheese.

Brad C., Monday, 3 November 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

So this was the year I first became aware there was any such thing as pop music: the three earliest songs I remember liking are "I Love a Rainy Night," "Jessie's Girl," and "Leader of the Band" (also 1981). I'd have been turning four years old. And living in eastern New Mexico, which probably explains the Rabbitt and the Fogelberg.

nabisco, Monday, 3 November 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, Brad, were you working for CheeseTrend Daily or something?

nabisco, Monday, 3 November 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

kind of surprised at no votes for "Physical"

"JOE THE PLUMBER, I'LL WHUP YOUR ASS" (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

over 100 votes!

"JOE THE PLUMBER, I'LL WHUP YOUR ASS" (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

this poll was impossible

Skipping 1 messages at this point... (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

nabisco did you live in NM in 1984?? I was born there, then.

ian, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

granted, there's some strong competition here -- but i am surprised at the weak cumulative showing of the hall and oates songs here given this board's love for those two dudes.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

I missed this thread, else Sheena Easton would have had another vote. 1981 was a year of much upheaval for me, and the high concentration of AC material I'd hear on the radio that summer and fall - "Morning Train," "The One That You Love," Marty Balin's "Hearts" - I found comforting. '81 musically was a very soft year, as I experienced it.

Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

AC?

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:29 (seventeen years ago)

adult contemporary

d-_-b (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, I think chart-wise, 1980 was a very "soft year" as well, moreso than 1981. I can't remember how Marty Balin's "Hearts" goes. I think it's hilarious that one person actually voted for Stars on 45. I can't think of a single excuse for that and they must have an extremely boring record/CD/mp3 collection.

Bimble, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

It's a fun novelty

d-_-b (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

I used to own both the first AND second "Stars On" LPs! (Both unasked-for '81 Xmas gifts, mind.)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

Well I recently checked out their Bee Gees Medley and thought it was really cool.

The Ungrateful Dead (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

ten years pass...

Let's rank the top tens of 1981.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 March 2019 01:55 (six years ago)

u sure can't wank to em

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 March 2019 01:59 (six years ago)


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