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Worst Moments in 'Metal' History

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I'll preface that this can include stuff not typically considered 'metal' by us more rabid fans (ie, nu-metal).

So the other night, I was at this karaoke bar, and this dude decides to sing "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, and he's screaming and yelling and these dumbasses are all faux-moshing in the front as if it was the most aggressive song ever and not merely a pop song that just happened to have heavy guitars.

Lot of effort put into the lyrics too. "Can't take much more", "1 nothing wrong with me, 2 nothing wrong with me, 3 nothing wrong with me, 4 nothing wrong with me".

So that receives my nomination without hesitation.

― Eater of Mexicans (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 9 November 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

fuck the bronze age

― Skipping 1 messages at this point... (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 9 November 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sharemation.com/jasonclub/satanic%20hell/Euronymous3.jpg

― Geir Hongro, Sunday, 9 November 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

st anger

― the sir weeze, Sunday, 9 November 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

fred durst

― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 9 November 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

r.i.p. dimebag, obv.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 9 November 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

and actually, american soldiers in iraq reclaiming Drowning Pool's "Bodies" as pump-up anthem is probably way worse than Bo Jackson Overdrive having to hear it in a karaoke bar

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 9 November 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://api.ning.com/files/QaOj3pVOXw7**-rfNVzKcZBS*d0B-E4xMvyx7KeZwJcr2VyJbMrLp1*jfpxvMvbo0v5UVioKOtARpHBM1q50fhRgmZnEqclM/pantera1ck.jpg

― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

Pantera cop a lot over their hair metal origins, but they always kept a touch of that LA glam swagger in their heaviest stuff and it really suited them.

― moley, Sunday, 9 November 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

Watching Lars Ulrich get excited and drink expensive champagne because he sold a Basquiat for 5 million dollars. Yeah, real metal dude.

― Trayce, Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_music#Origins

― Kevin Keller, Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

ho ho corny indie fuxor

― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

Watching Lars Ulrich get excited and drink expensive champagne because he sold a Basquiat for 5 million dollars. Yeah, real metal dude.

that entire movie counts as a 'worst moment', i think

especially all the marketing and advertising execs discussing the album title: 'the day of the release can be ST ANGER'S DAY!' ugh

― the sir weeze, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)


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