50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

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"I'd like to thank Stevie Wonder for not making an album this year."

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Hop on the bus, Gus 16
Just drop off the key, Lee 7
You just slip out the back, Jack 3
I said, "I appreciate that 2
And get yourself free 2
"The problem is all inside your head" she said to me 2
You don't need to be coy, Roy 2
"I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free 2
"Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or miscontrued 2
50 ways to leave your lover 1
She said "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight 1
You don't need to discuss much 1
And then she kissed me 1
Make a new plan, Stan 1
"But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude 1
"And would you please explain about the 50 ways" 1
And I realized she probably was right 0
"And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light" 0
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover 0
"The answer is easy if you take it logically 0
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again 0
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain 0
"There must be 50 ways to leave your lover 0
She said "It's really not my habit to intrude 0
Just listen to me 0
"50 ways to leave your lover" 0
"There must be 50 ways to leave your lover 0


If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 07:52 (seventeen years ago)

the last one

nelson algreen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 07:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/50_ways.png

(sorry!)

endangered cocktails, fish house punch, frivolous filly (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:25 (seventeen years ago)

Pigeon John's Passion!

"Chameleon Man" (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:32 (seventeen years ago)

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)

There must be 50 ways to crash your PC.

Get infected with a virus, Cyrus.
Pull out all the plugs, Dug.
Stop the CPU fan, Stan.
Just listen to me.

Insert a disc in the drive, Clive.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete, Pete.
Just hit any key, Lee.
And crash your PC...

snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

Bus Gus ftw

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 10:53 (seventeen years ago)

^

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 10:53 (seventeen years ago)

No need to be down-hearted,
There must be 10 ways to leave your man.
Don't be broken-hearted,
There are many ways to leave your man,
Leave your man. x3

You gotta be cheerful-hearted,
There's at least 15 ways to leave your man.
Get a flat and a magazine,
Get your body ahead and out of that scene.

Don't be disconcerted,
There must be 15 ways to leave your man.
Soon you will discover you are
no longer undercover.

Break! Now! Fly direct! Post Office box!

You'll get a dallying notion,
But you will soon recover.
No longer undercover,
Branch out into complete disorder.
You gotta be cheerful-hearted,
There's at least 15 ways to leave your man.
Get a flat and a magazine,
Get your body ahead and out of that scene.

But don't be disconcerted,
There are 8 ways to keep your man.
Don't be down-hearted,
There are 15 ways to leave your man.
Don't be too disconcerted,
Use all 15 ways to leave your man,
Leave your man.
16 ways to leave your man,
Leave your man,
Leave your man.

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 10:54 (seventeen years ago)

can i vote for the beat?

Jordan, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

Voted for hop on the bus, just because it actually involves, you know, fucking leaving.

NotEnough, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

hwhooooa, forgot about that kool moe dee track

Thugocrat (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 13 November 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

Never forget!

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

I love that song. One of my fave memories of going to Teddy Riley's studio was seeing a Kool Moe Dee album among all the gold and platinum awards. The one after that, though, I believe.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 03:28 (seventeen years ago)

The way he kinda chuckles as he says I said, "I appreciate that

⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

can i vote for the beat?

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

Why don't we all just sleep on it tonight?

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

It's funny how this is dude's, like, fourth best album at best.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:33 (seventeen years ago)

And I love him. Love.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

Thing is, Paul Simon is all over that thing.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:47 (seventeen years ago)

Most fun to sing along: "Don't need to disCUSS MUUUUUUUUCH!"
Best line: "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight?"
Best way to leave your lover: Make a new plan, Stan.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

Shit, no, hop on the bus, Gus.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

A few years ago, the university's offensive coordinator was Gus Malzahn, now at Tulsa, and one of the rallying cries that football season was GET ON THE GUS BUS.

⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 13 November 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 14 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Man, imagine the flak you'd get if you used the word "lover" on kids' TV nowadays. Muppets rule.

And I'm going "drop off the key, Lee," for eponymous reasons.

V. sorry I killed Jimmy Carl Black (the Indian of the group) (staggerlee), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

"Hop on the bus, Gus" cuz my mom used to say that to us kids when we were little if we were being too slow getting ready to go somewhere

any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 15 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Didn't have time to VOTE, much less read post or even keep abreast of new answers (wretched new system at the office just made my job a lot harder - yeah, I know, I'm lucky I HAVE a job) but I woulda voted bus/Gus with all the rest. Is it really that great a rhyme or is "Gus" just an excellent name?

Myonga Vön Bontee, Saturday, 15 November 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

sofa king (deej), Saturday, 15 November 2008 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

Gus is an excellent name

fantasimundo, Saturday, 15 November 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Content/Image/03-14-2008/Gus-Johnson.jpg

funky president (call all destroyer), Saturday, 15 November 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)


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